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Valve has a history of being late. Here are some good examples: | <!-- Valve has a history of being late. Here are some good examples: | ||
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|[http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5612878&postcount=50 Shortly] | |[http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5612878&postcount=50 Shortly] | ||
| Sometime around next week (see above) | | Sometime around next week (see above) | ||
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|[[Gabe FAQ#Jan 2006|We're finishing this feature up now]] | |[[Gabe FAQ#Jan 2006|We're finishing this feature up now]] | ||
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|October 2nd | |October 2nd | ||
| [http://www.moddb.com/features/mods-get-steamd | | [http://www.moddb.com/features/mods-get-steamd October 3rd] | ||
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|Monday | |Monday | ||
| [http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3282/2776556464_df5b9bb244.jpg?v=0 Monday-ish (Tuesday)] | | [http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3282/2776556464_df5b9bb244.jpg?v=0 Monday-ish (Tuesday)] | ||
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|colspan="2"|It is very rare that | |colspan="2"|It is very rare that Valve is ever early, however it does happen! (''contrary to popular belief!'' )--> | ||
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!Actual Time | !Actual Time | ||
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|[http://teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2096 In a few days] | |[http://teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2096 In a few days] | ||
| [http://store.steampowered.com/news/2098/ | | [http://store.steampowered.com/news/2098/ Within 24 hours] | ||
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Revision as of 17:56, 22 January 2009
| Valve Time | Actual Time |
|---|---|
| Thursday | When it's done |
| In a few minutes | At 11:38AM the following morning |
| Tomorrow | At 10:00 Pacific |
| Coming tomorrow at 11AM | Coming tomorrow at 2PM |
| Today | Tonight at 11.59Pm |
| This week | Next week |
| This year 1 2 | Next year 1 2 |
| Next week | In 3 months |
| Q1 | The third week of Q2 |
| [This year's] holiday season | Fall of next year |
| Beginning in (next month)... | Beginning in the month after the stated one |
| Shortly | Sometime around next week (see above) |
| We're finishing this feature up now | We've just finished the concept and we'll start working on it in the coming weeks (see below) |
| In the coming weeks | In the upcoming months |
| January or maybe even March | Late May |
| In the upcoming months | Never |
| Look for it within the month | "just after" April 15 |
| "just after" April 15 | the week of April 20 |
| the week of April 20 | Next week |
| Christmas of 2007 | Coincident with the  Rapture
|
| Until the problem is fixed with an
SDK update, use the following workaround: |
In our next-next-next-gen engine (when everything but our tools are broke) |
| When it's done | A month or two after just to be sure |
| Coming soon | When Duke Nukem Forever goes gold
|
| Early next year | Late Summer of said year |
| Late Summer | Early November |
| Early November | Mid November |
| October 2nd | October 3rd |
| Monday | Monday-ish (Tuesday) |
| Reverse Valve Time | Actual Time |
| In a few days | Within 24 hours |
