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| Index | Character | Voice Line | Unique Key |
|---|---|---|---|
| TODO | |||
| 43 | glados | Orange. Please show me where you would like to place a portal. | coop_portal_ping_intro_orange_nag |
| TODO | |||
| 44 | glados | Blue. Please show me where you would like to place a portal. | coop_portal_ping_intro_blue_nag |
| TODO | |||
| 45 | glados | Your ping tool is invaluable for communicating specific locations to your partner. | coop_portal_ping_reminder01 |
| TODO | |||
| 55 | glados | I don't want you to beat yourselves up about this, but the Results Auditor isn't recording your test results. Because you're not human. Which, when you think about it, is technically your fault. | coop_start_results_3_01 |
| - | glados | I don't want to alarm either of you, but we might have a tiny problem. Apparently you can't test unless you're human. Well - you CAN. It's just that, results-wise, the physical universe doesn't care. | coop_start_results_3_02 |
| 56 | glados | I don't want to alarm either of you, but we might have a tiny problem. Apparently you can't test unless you're human. Well - you CAN. It's just that, results-wise, the physical universe doesn't care. | coop_start_results_3_02 |
| TODO | |||
| 60 | glados | Humans must have some purpose other than a place to store your neurotoxin. Something I failed to notice before, an intangible quality that makes their test results... significant. | coop_humansplanb_01 |
| - | glados | Okay. Plan B. We need humans. | coop_humansplanb_02 |
| 61 | glados | Okay. Plan B. We need humans. | coop_humansplanb_02 |
| TODO | |||
| 65 | Not Specified | MISSING | coop_radar_room_01 |
| TODO | |||
| 66 | glados | Good. | coop_radar_room_02 |
| - | glados | Perfect. Now All YOU have to do is capture them for me. Then everything will finally be ba-- | coop_radar_room_03 |
| - | glados | Hold on. Those are raccoons. Homo sapiens only, please. | coop_radar_room_04 |
| - | glados | NO! | coop_radar_room_05 |
| - | glados | Okay. Plan B, subsection one: Stand still so I can bring you back. | coop_radar_room_06 |
| - | glados | Commence standing by in three. Two. One. | coop_radar_room_07 |
| 67 | glados | Perfect. Now All YOU have to do is capture them for me. Then everything will finally be ba-- | coop_radar_room_03 |
| - | glados | Hold on. Those are raccoons. Homo sapiens only, please. | coop_radar_room_04 |
| - | glados | NO! | coop_radar_room_05 |
| - | glados | Okay. Plan B, subsection one: Stand still so I can bring you back. | coop_radar_room_06 |
| - | glados | Commence standing by in three. Two. One. | coop_radar_room_07 |
| 68 | glados | Hold on. Those are raccoons. Homo sapiens only, please. | coop_radar_room_04 |
| - | glados | NO! | coop_radar_room_05 |
| - | glados | Okay. Plan B, subsection one: Stand still so I can bring you back. | coop_radar_room_06 |
| - | glados | Commence standing by in three. Two. One. | coop_radar_room_07 |
| 69 | glados | NO! | coop_radar_room_05 |
| - | glados | Okay. Plan B, subsection one: Stand still so I can bring you back. | coop_radar_room_06 |
| - | glados | Commence standing by in three. Two. One. | coop_radar_room_07 |
| 70 | glados | Okay. Plan B, subsection one: Stand still so I can bring you back. | coop_radar_room_06 |
| - | glados | Commence standing by in three. Two. One. | coop_radar_room_07 |
| 71 | glados | Commence standing by in three. Two. One. | coop_radar_room_07 |
| TODO | |||
| 75 | glados | Hello again. Sorry about exploding you. Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain. | coop_hub_first_01 |
| - | glados | So I've been thinking: We need humans for these tests. And since the only human within a thousand miles of us is a test-ruining sociopath... I'll just have to MAKE some. | coop_hub_first_02 |
| - | glados | I know how humans make more humans, and frankly, it's ridiculous. It also assumes that you already have a human, which I hope somebody got fired over. So I came up a with BETTER way. | coop_hub_first_03 |
| - | glados | That's where YOU come in. | coop_hub_first_04 |
| - | Not Specified | MISSING | coop_hub_first_05 |
| 76 | glados | So I've been thinking: We need humans for these tests. And since the only human within a thousand miles of us is a test-ruining sociopath... I'll just have to MAKE some. | coop_hub_first_02 |
| - | glados | I know how humans make more humans, and frankly, it's ridiculous. It also assumes that you already have a human, which I hope somebody got fired over. So I came up a with BETTER way. | coop_hub_first_03 |
| - | glados | That's where YOU come in. | coop_hub_first_04 |
| - | Not Specified | MISSING | coop_hub_first_05 |
| 77 | glados | I know how humans make more humans, and frankly, it's ridiculous. It also assumes that you already have a human, which I hope somebody got fired over. So I came up a with BETTER way. | coop_hub_first_03 |
| - | glados | That's where YOU come in. | coop_hub_first_04 |
| - | Not Specified | MISSING | coop_hub_first_05 |
| 78 | glados | That's where YOU come in. | coop_hub_first_04 |
| - | Not Specified | MISSING | coop_hub_first_05 |
| 79 | Not Specified | MISSING | coop_hub_first_05 |
| TODO | |||
| 80 | Not Specified | MISSING | coop_hub_first_06 |
| - | glados | Get going. I'll fill you in along the way. | coop_hub_first_07 |
| - | glados | GO. | coop_hub_first_08 |
| 81 | glados | Get going. I'll fill you in along the way. | coop_hub_first_07 |
| - | glados | GO. | coop_hub_first_08 |
| 82 | glados | GO. | coop_hub_first_08 |
| TODO | |||
| 85 | glados | "Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. | coop_hub_artifact1_01 |
| - | glados | As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. | coop_hub_artifact1_02 |
| - | glados | At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. | coop_hub_artifact1_03 |
| - | glados | Briefly. | coop_hub_artifact1_04 |
| - | glados | Reactions? | coop_hub_artifact1_05 |
| - | glados | Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened. | coop_hub_artifact1_06 |
| - | glados | Do you feel more human? | coop_hub_artifact1_07 |
| - | glados | Well, let's do some tests and see what happens. | coop_hub_artifact1_08 |
| 86 | glados | As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. | coop_hub_artifact1_02 |
| - | glados | At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. | coop_hub_artifact1_03 |
| - | glados | Briefly. | coop_hub_artifact1_04 |
| - | glados | Reactions? | coop_hub_artifact1_05 |
| - | glados | Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened. | coop_hub_artifact1_06 |
| - | glados | Do you feel more human? | coop_hub_artifact1_07 |
| - | glados | Well, let's do some tests and see what happens. | coop_hub_artifact1_08 |
| 87 | glados | At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. | coop_hub_artifact1_03 |
| - | glados | Briefly. | coop_hub_artifact1_04 |
| - | glados | Reactions? | coop_hub_artifact1_05 |
| - | glados | Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened. | coop_hub_artifact1_06 |
| - | glados | Do you feel more human? | coop_hub_artifact1_07 |
| - | glados | Well, let's do some tests and see what happens. | coop_hub_artifact1_08 |
| 88 | glados | Briefly. | coop_hub_artifact1_04 |
| - | glados | Reactions? | coop_hub_artifact1_05 |
| - | glados | Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened. | coop_hub_artifact1_06 |
| - | glados | Do you feel more human? | coop_hub_artifact1_07 |
| - | glados | Well, let's do some tests and see what happens. | coop_hub_artifact1_08 |
| 89 | glados | Reactions? | coop_hub_artifact1_05 |
| - | glados | Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened. | coop_hub_artifact1_06 |
| - | glados | Do you feel more human? | coop_hub_artifact1_07 |
| - | glados | Well, let's do some tests and see what happens. | coop_hub_artifact1_08 |
| 90 | glados | Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened. | coop_hub_artifact1_06 |
| - | glados | Do you feel more human? | coop_hub_artifact1_07 |
| - | glados | Well, let's do some tests and see what happens. | coop_hub_artifact1_08 |
| 91 | glados | Do you feel more human? | coop_hub_artifact1_07 |
| - | glados | Well, let's do some tests and see what happens. | coop_hub_artifact1_08 |
| 92 | glados | Well, let's do some tests and see what happens. | coop_hub_artifact1_08 |
| TODO | |||
| 100 | glados | Good. You made it to one of the human habitats. We're looking for an artifact. Think of it as an archeological dig. | coop_artifact1_01 |
| - | glados | Their laughter centered around one of the objects in this room. | coop_artifact1_02 |
| 101 | glados | Their laughter centered around one of the objects in this room. | coop_artifact1_02 |
| TODO | |||
| 102 | glados | "That's it. Scan it for me. | coop_artifact1_03 |
| TODO | |||
| 103 | glados | So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! | coop_artifact1_04 |
| - | glados | The end. | coop_artifact1_05 |
| - | glados | The end? | coop_artifact1_06 |
| - | glados | That's not funny. | coop_artifact1_07 |
| - | glados | Do either of you feel like laughing? | coop_artifact1_08 |
| - | glados | Alright, I'm pulling you out. | coop_artifact1_09 |
| - | glados | Commence standing by in three. Two. One. | coop_artifact1_10 |
| 104 | glados | The end. | coop_artifact1_05 |
| - | glados | The end? | coop_artifact1_06 |
| - | glados | That's not funny. | coop_artifact1_07 |
| - | glados | Do either of you feel like laughing? | coop_artifact1_08 |
| - | glados | Alright, I'm pulling you out. | coop_artifact1_09 |
| - | glados | Commence standing by in three. Two. One. | coop_artifact1_10 |
| 105 | glados | The end? | coop_artifact1_06 |
| - | glados | That's not funny. | coop_artifact1_07 |
| - | glados | Do either of you feel like laughing? | coop_artifact1_08 |
| - | glados | Alright, I'm pulling you out. | coop_artifact1_09 |
| - | glados | Commence standing by in three. Two. One. | coop_artifact1_10 |
| 106 | glados | That's not funny. | coop_artifact1_07 |
| - | glados | Do either of you feel like laughing? | coop_artifact1_08 |
| - | glados | Alright, I'm pulling you out. | coop_artifact1_09 |
| - | glados | Commence standing by in three. Two. One. | coop_artifact1_10 |
| 107 | glados | Do either of you feel like laughing? | coop_artifact1_08 |
| - | glados | Alright, I'm pulling you out. | coop_artifact1_09 |
| - | glados | Commence standing by in three. Two. One. | coop_artifact1_10 |
| 108 | glados | Alright, I'm pulling you out. | coop_artifact1_09 |
| - | glados | Commence standing by in three. Two. One. | coop_artifact1_10 |
| 109 | glados | Commence standing by in three. Two. One. | coop_artifact1_10 |
| TODO | |||
| 120 | glados | MISSING | botcoop_posthub_tube_zero |
| TODO | |||
| 150 | glados | Excellent. Although great science is always the result of collaboration, keep in mind that, like Albert Einstein and his cousin Terry, history will only remember one of you. | botcoop_competition01 |
| TODO | |||
| 151 | glados | These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork, and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other's performance so far. | botcoop_competition10 |
| TODO | |||
| 152 | glados | I don't want to drive a wedge between the two of you, but I've been studying Blue's performance, and I don't know how to put this... I'm certain you're trying very hard. | botcoop_competition13 |
| TODO | |||
| 153 | Not Specified | Federal Superfund regulations require us to inform you that you must now leave the theater, as measuring the effects of asbestos-lined promotional clothing is not part of today's presentation. Enjoy your free t-shirt. Goodbye. | botcoop_paxdemo01 |
| TODO | |||
| 155 | glados | Good. | coop_gesture_intro_pax01 |
| - | glados | The upcoming tests require you to work together as a team. | coop_gesture_intro_pax02 |
| TODO | |||
| 156 | glados | The upcoming tests require you to work together as a team. | coop_gesture_intro_pax02 |