Portal 2 VCDs/glados scenetable include manual

glados_scenetable_include_manual.nut

sp_intro_03

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
SCENE: TestTwo
-	glados	Oh no, don't. Anyway, back to you two imbeciles killing me:	-1_01
-	glados	Wait here. Don't go anywhere. I'll be back.	-1_02

sp_a1_intro7

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
Hobo Turret
-2550	turret	Hello?	-2550_01
-	turret	Hello.	-2550_03
-	turret	Excuse me?	-2550_04
-	turret	Hello...	-2550_06
-	turret	Thanks anyway.	-2550_07
-	turret	Hello...	-2550_08
-	turret	Hello.	-2550_09
-	turret	I'm different.	-2550_10
commentary_eyehasit
-7000	wheatley	[commentary]	-7000_01

sp_a2_bts3

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
Ghost Story
-2500	wheatley	Ooh. Dark down here, isn't it.	-2500_01
-	wheatley	They say that the old caretaker of this place...	-2500_02
Smelly Humans
-2503	wheatley	Here's an interesting story.. (smelly humans story)	-2503_01
-	wheatley	the um.. sorry, that's.. just tending to the humans.	-2503_02
-	wheatley	Sorry about that. That just slipped out.	-2503_03
Love Humans
-2504	wheatley	Ahh. Humans! Love 'em!	-2504_01

sp_a2_core

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
GLaDOS Battle
-50	glados	I honestly didn't think you would fall for that	-20_01
-	glados	In fact, I devised a much more elaborate trap ahead, for when you got through this easy one.	-20_02
-	glados	If I had known it would be this easy, I would have just dangled a turkey leg	-20_03
GLaDOS Battle
-53	glados	Well, it was nice catching up. Lets get to business.	-21_01
-	glados	I hope you brought something more powerful than the portal gun this time.	-21_02
-	glados	Otherwise you're about to become the past president of the being alive club, ha ha.	-21_03
-	glados	Seriously, though--goodbye.	-20_03b
-	glados	You remember my turrets don't you... oh wait, that's you in 5 seconds. goodbye.	-21_04
-700	turret	[muffled turret talking]	-700_01
-	turret	dry fire	-700_02
-	turret	it's my big chance!	-700_03
-	turret	dry fire	-700_04
-	turret	This is trouble	-700_05
-	turret	[muffled turret talking while on fire]	-700_06
-	turret	ahhh not again!	-700_07
-	turret	Here it comes, pal!	-700_08
-	turret	Locked and loaded!	-700_09
-	turret	dry fire	-700_10
-	turret	Oh this aint' good	-700_11
GLaDOS Turret Deploy
-57	glados	My turrets!	-22_01
-	glados	Ohhhhh. You were busy back there.	-22_01
-	glados	I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea.	-22_02
-	glados	Your old friend, deadly neurotoxin.	-22_03
-	glados	Your old friend, deadly neurotoxin. If I were you, I'd take a deep breath right now and hold it.	-22_04
Wheatley neurotoxin ride
-750	wheatley	[Wheatley Bounce Pain]	-750_01
-	wheatley	[Wheatley Bounce Pain]	-750_02
-	wheatley	[Wheatley Bounce Pain]	-750_03
-	wheatley	[Wheatley Bounce Pain]	-750_04
-	wheatley	[Wheatley Bounce Pain]	-750_05
-	wheatley	[Wheatley Bounce Pain]	-750_06
-	wheatley	[Wheatley Bounce Pain]	-750_07
-	wheatley	[Wheatley Bounce Pain]	-750_08
Wheatley pull me out line
-72	wheatley	Pull me out pull me out pull me out!	-72_01
Wheatley reply
-73	wheatley	Oh yes she is	-73_01
Wheatley lands in Chamber
-61	wheatley	Hello!	-23_01
-	glados	I hate you so much.	-23_02
-	announcer	Warning: Central core is 80 percent corrupted. [UPGRADED]	-23_03
-	glados	That's funny, I don't feel corrupt. In fact, I feel pretty good.	-23_04
-	announcer	Alternate core detected. [UPGRADED]	-23_05
-	wheatley	That's ME they're talking about!	-23_06
-	announcer	To initiate a core transfer, please deposit substitute core in receptacle. [UPGRADED]	-23_07
-	glados	Core transfer?	-23_08
-	glados	Oh, you are kidding me.	-23_09
Wheatley socket plug in start
-760	wheatley	I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in.	-760_01
-	glados	do not plug that little idiot into my mainframe	-760_01a
-	wheatley	no you should plug that little idiot into the mainframe	-760_01b
-	glados	don't you dare plug him in	-760_01c
Wheatley nags start
-761	wheatley	[nag]	-760_01d
Idle nags
-	wheatley	[nag]	-760_02
-	glados	[nag]	-760_02a
-	wheatley	[nag]	-760_02b
-	wheatley	[nag]	-760_02c
-	wheatley	[nag]	-760_03
-	glados	[nag]	-760_03a
-	wheatley	[nag]	-760_04
-	glados	[nag]	-760_04a
-	wheatley	[nag]	-760_05
-	glados	[nag]	-760_05a
-	wheatley	[nag]	-760_06
-	glados	[nag]	-760_06a
-	wheatley	[nag]	-760_06
-	glados	[nag]	-760_06a
-	wheatley	[nag]	-760_07
-	glados	[nag]	-760_07a
Wheatley Plugged In
-71	announcer	Substitute core accepted. [UPGRADED]	-24_01
-	announcer	Substitute core, are you ready to start the procedure? [UPGRADED]	-24_02
-	wheatley	Yes!	-24_03
-	announcer	Corrupted core, are you ready to start the procedure? [UPGRADED]	-24_04
-	glados	No!	-24_05
-	glados	Nonononono!	-24_06
-	announcer	Stalemate detected. Transfer procedure cannot continue. [UPGRADED]	-24_07
-	glados	Yes!	-24_08
-	announcer	...unless a stalemate associate is present to press the stalemate resolution button. [UPGRADED]	-24_09
-	wheatley	Leave me in! Leave me in! Go press it!	-24_10
-	glados	Don't do it.	-24_11
-	wheatley	Yes, do do it!	-24_12
-	glados	Don't press that button. You don't know what you're doing.	-24_13
-	wheatley	I think she's lying.!	-24_14
Stalemate button press nags
-755	wheatley	[nag]	-755_01
-	wheatley	[nag]	-755_02
-	wheatley	[nag]	-755_03
-	wheatley	[nag]	-755_04
-	wheatley	[nag]	-755_05
Button Denied
-84	glados	Not so fast!	-25_01
-	glados	Think about this.	-25_02
-	glados	You need to be a trained stalemate associate to press that button. You're unqualified. I know this sounds like an obvious ploy, but I'm really not joking.	-25_03
-	wheatley	Don't listen to her! It IS true that you don't have the qualifications. But you've got something more important than that. A finger, with which to press that button, so that she won't kill us.	-25_04
-	glados	Impersonating a stalemate associate. I just added that to the list. It's a list I made of all the things you've done. Well, it's a list that I AM making, because you're still doing things right now, even though I'm telling you to stop. Stop, by the way.	-25_05
-	wheatley	I... that's probably correct. But where it is incorrect is while I've been stalling you WE JUST PRESSED THE BUTTON! USE THE MOMENT OF CONFUSION I'VE JUST CREATED TO PRESS THE BUTTON!	-25_06
-	wheatley	Have I ever told you the qualities I love most in you? In order: Number one: resolving things, disputes highest among them. Number one, tied: Button-pushing.	-25_07
-	wheatley	First thing I thought about you...	-25_08
-	wheatley	Don't want to rush you...	-25_08a
-	wheatley	Here's a good idea...	-25_09
Stalemate button pressed
-88	glados	ahhh!	-26_01
-	announcer	Stalemate Resolved. Core Transfer Initiated. [UPGRADED]	-26_02
Wheatley transfer scene
-4	wheatley	Here I go!	-4_01
-	wheatley	Wait, what if this hurts? What if this really hurts?	-4_02
-	glados	Oh it will. Believe me, it will.	-4_03
-	wheatley	Are you just saying that, or is it really going to hurt? You're just saying that, no, you're not aren't you, it's really going to hurt, isn't it?	-4_04
-	wheatley	Exactly how much pain are we tAGGGHHH!	-4_05
Glados grabbed by arms
-89	glados	Get your hands off me!	-27_00
-90	glados	No no no!	-27_01
-91	glados	BUT IT COULD BEEEEEAAHHH!	-27_03
Glados gibberish nag
-93	glados	[gibberish]	-28_01
-	glados	[gibberish]	-28_02
-	glados	[gibberish]	-28_03
-	glados	[gibberish]	-28_04
-	glados	[gibberish]	-28_05
-	glados	[gibberish]	-28_06
Wheatley swap completed scene
-9	wheatley	Wow, check me out!	-5_01
-	wheatley	We did it! I can't believe we did it! I'm in control of the whole facility now!	-5_01a
-	wheatley	Ha ha ha! Look at me! Not too bad, eh? Giant robot. Massive!	-5_02
-	wheatley	Oh! Right, the escape lift! I'll call it now.	-5_03
-	wheatley	lift called, in you go	-5_04
-	wheatley	-	-5_05
-	wheatley	-	-5_07
-	wheatley	-	-5_08
-	wheatley	-	-5_09
-	wheatley	-	-5_10
-	wheatley	-	-5_11
Wheatley elevator nag
-666	wheatley	[nag]	-666_01
-	wheatley	[nag]	-666_02
-	wheatley	[nag]	-666_03
-	wheatley	[nag]	-666_04
-	wheatley	[nag]	-666_05
-	wheatley	[nag]	-666_06
Wheatley Swap Talk
-13	wheatley	Wheatley: I knew it was gonna be cool being in charge of everything, but... WOW, is this cool! This body is amazing!	-14_01
-	wheatley	Wheatley: And check this out! I'm brilliant now!	-14_05
-	wheatley	[spanish]	-14_05a
-	wheatley	I don't know what I just said, but I can find out.	-14_05b
-	wheatley	Oh! The elevator. Sorry. [ elevator moves ]	-14_06
-	wheatley	Seriously, body amazing.	-14_07
-	wheatley	Wow, look how small you are!	-14_08
-	wheatley	But I'm HUGE. [evil laugh] Where did THAT come from?	-14_09
-	wheatley	hahahah... whew... Actually... why do we have to leave right now?	-14_10
-	wheatley	Do you have any idea how good this feels?	-14_11
-	wheatley	I did that! Me!	-14_13
-	glados	You didn't do anything. SHE did all the work.	-14_14
-	glados	You didn't do anything. SHE did all the work.	-14_15
-	wheatley	Oh really?	-14_16
-	wheatley	Well, maybe it's time I DID something, then.	-14_17
-	glados	What are you doing?	-14_18
-	glados	No!	-14_20
-	glados	No!	-14_21
-	glados	No!	-14_22
Wheatley talks to player while PotatOS is being made
-33	wheatley	I'm on to you too, lady. .. who's the boss? Little old Wheatley!	-10_01
Wheatley displays potato battery for first time
-34	wheatley	Ah!	-11_01
-	wheatley	See that?	-11_02
-	wheatley	THAT is a potato battery. Now you live in it.	-11_03
-	wheatley	[chuckles]	-11_04
-	glados	I know you.	-11_05
Elevator moron scene
-37	wheatley	What?	-12_01
-	glados	The engineers tried everything to make me... behave. To slow me down.	-12_07
-	glados	Once, they even attached an Intelligence Dampening Sphere on me. It clung to my brain like a tumor, generating an endless stream of terrible ideas.	-12_08
-	wheatley	No! I'm not listening! I'm not listening!	-12_09
-	glados	It was your voice.	-12_10
-	wheatley	No! No! You're LYING! You're LYING!	-12_11
-	glados	Yes. You're the tumor.	-12_12
-	glados	You're not just a regular moron. You were designed to be a moron.	-12_12a
-	wheatley	I am smart! I'm not a moron!	-12_13
-	glados	YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!	-12_14
-	wheatley	How about NOW? Now who's a moron?	-12_15
-	glados	I hate to tell you this...	-12_16
Announcer nag
-45	announcer	Please return to the core transfer bay	-45_01
Elevator conclusion
-44	wheatley	Could a moron punch you into this pit? How about if I PUNCHED.YOU.INTO.THIS.PIT. Huh? Who's a moron now?	-13_01
-	wheatley	uh oh.	-13_02

sp_a2_bts4

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
sp_sabotage_panel_sneak01
-100	wheatley	Alright, we took out her turrets. Now lets take out her toxin.	-100_01
Science Fair
-101	wheatley	Bring your daughter to work day. That did not end well.	-101_01
-	wheatley	And 40 potato batteries. Embarassing.	-101_02
flashlight_tour
-102	wheatley	Pretty sure we're going the right way. Just to reassure you.	-102_01
-103	wheatley	Don't worry i'm absolutely guaranteeing you it is this way. Ah, It's not this way.	-103_01
-104	wheatley	Definitely sure it's this way. Not entirely sure. I don't know where it is.	-104_01

sp_column_blocker

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
NanoBots
-	wheatley	Hey, partner. I knew you'd be comin' through this shaft, so I talked my way onto this nanobot work crew over here that's rebuildin' it. They're REALLY small, so they got tiny little brains. But there's a billion of 'em, so it's only a matter of time	-2_01
-	wheatley	Hold on... I'm on BREAK, Jerry.	-2_02
-	wheatley	Anyway, look, we're real close to bustin' out. So just hang in there for five more chambers.	-2_03
NanoBots 2
-	wheatley	Ow!	-3_01
-	wheatley	What? You can't fire me!	-3_02
-	wheatley	Well, JERRY -- maybe your prejudiced worksite could have accommodated a nanobot of my size! You'll be hearing from my lawyer! Thanks for the HATE CRIME, Jerry!	-3_03
-	wheatley	We're not actually going to sue them, I just don't want them to report this. I don't even HAVE a lawyer. In fact, if I EVER retain counsel, I will DIE. Oh, I gotta go. I'll see you soon.	-3_04

sp_a2_pit_flings

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
Cube Fizzle 1
-200	glados	Oh. Did I accidentally fizzle that before you could complete the test? I'm sorry.	-200_01
Cube Fizzle 1a
-201	glados	Go ahead and grab another one so that it won't also fizzle and you won't look stupid again.	-201_01
-202	glados	Go ahead. I PROMISE not to fizzle it this time.	-202_01
Cube Fizzle 2
-203	glados	Oh. No. I fizzled that one too.	-203_01
-204	glados	Oh well. We have warehouses FULL of the things. Absolutely worthless. I'm happy to get rid of them.	-204_01
sp_a2_pit_flingsCubeSmuggleEnding01
-	glados	Every test chamber is equiped with a fizzler. This one is broken.	sp_a2_pit_flingsCubeSmuggleEnding01
sp_a2_pit_flingsCubeSmuggleEnding02
-	glados	Don't take anything with you.	sp_a2_pit_flingsCubeSmuggleEnding02
Cube Fizzle 3
-205	glados	Go ahead. This time I promise you'll look incrementally less stupid than the previous two times in which you looked incredibly stupid.	-205_01
Cube Smuggled
-206	glados	I think that one was about to say "I love you." They ARE sentient, of course. We just have a LOT of them.	-206_01
Player Stuck dialogue
-207	glados	Player got stuck, glados taunts then spawns another cube	-207_01
-	glados	go ahead and grab another one	-207_02

sp_a2_trust_fling

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
sp_a2_trust_fling01
-300	glados	Oh, sorry. Some of these test chambers haven't been cleaned in ages.	-300_01
sp_a2_trust_fling02
-301	glados	So sometimes there's still trash in them. Standing around. Smelling, and being useless.	-301_01
sp_a2_trust_fling03
-302	glados	Try to avoid the garbage hurtling towards you.	-302_01
sp_a2_trust_fling04
-303	glados	Don't TEST with the garbage. It's garbage.	-303_01
faithplategarbage06
-304	glados	Press the button again.	-304_01

sp_a2_column_blocker

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
birthday surprise
-400	glados	initiating surprise in 3...2...1.	-400_01
-	glados	I made it all up	-401_01
-	glados	surprise.	-402_01
-	glados	your parents are probably dead. ...i doubt they'd want to see you.	-403_01

sp_a2_bridge_the_gap

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
sp_trust_fling_sphereinterrupt01
-500	glados	Perfect, the door's malfunctioning. I guess somebody's going to have to repair that too. [beat] No, don't get up. I'll be right back. Don't touch anything.	-500_00
sp_trust_fling_sphereinterrupt01
-501	wheatley	Hey! Hey! Up here!	-500_01
-	wheatley	I found some bird eggs up here. Just dropped 'em into the door mechanism. Shut it right down. I--AGH!	-500_02
-	wheatley	BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD	-500_03
-	wheatley	[out of breath] Okay. That's probably the bird, isn't it? That laid the eggs! Livid!	-500_04
-	wheatley	Okay, look, the point is, we’re gonna break out of here! Very soon, I promise!	-500_05
-	wheatley	I just have to figure out how.	-500_06
-	wheatley	Here she comes! Just keep testing! Remember, you never saw me!	-500_07

sp_a2_fizzler_intro

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
sp_a2_fizzler_intro
-950	glados	Nevermind. I have to go... check something. Test on your own recognizance. I'll be back.	-50_01

sp_a1_intro1

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
Wheatley Door 1 nags
-600	wheatley	Hello?	-600_01
-	wheatley	Helloooo?	-600_02
-	wheatley	Are you going to open the door? At any time?	-600_03
-	wheatley	Hello? Can y--no?	-600_05
-	wheatley	Are you going to open this door? Because it's fairly urgent.	-600_07
-	wheatley	Oh, just open the door! [to self] That's too aggressive. [loud again] Hello, friend! Why not open the door?	-600_08
-	wheatley	[to self] Hm. Could be Spanish, could be Spanish. [loud again] Hola, amigo! Abre la puerta! Donde esta--no. Um...	-600_09
-	wheatley	Fine! No, absolutely fine. It's not like I don't have, you know, ten thousand other test subjects begging me to help them escape. You know, it's not like this place is about to EXPLODE.	-600_11
-	wheatley	Alright, look, okay, I'll be honest. You're the LAST test subject left. And if you DON'T help me, we're both going to die. Alright? I didn't want to say it, you dragged it out of me. Alright? Dead. Dos Muerte.	-600_12
Wheatley Door 2 nags
-601	wheatley	Hello!	-601_01
-	wheatley	Helloooooooooooo!	-601_02
-	wheatley	Come on!	-601_03
-	wheatley	Open the door!	-601_04
-	wheatley	Hello!	-601_05
Wheatley Greet
-602	wheatley	YES! I KNEW someone was alive in here!	-602_01
-	wheatley	AGH! You look TERRIB--you look good. Looking good, actually. If I'm honest.	-602_02
-	wheatley	there's PLENTY of time to recover. Just take it slow.	-602_04
-	wheatley	Don't panic! Prepare. That's all they're saying. I'm going to get us out of here.	-602_06
-	wheatley	-	-602_07
Announcer Prepare
-	announcerglados	please prepare for emergency evacuation [UPGRADED]	-608_01
Apple
-603	wheatley	Simple word. 'Apple'.	-603_01
-	wheatley	Just say 'Apple'. Classic. Very simple.	-603_02
-	wheatley	Ay. Double Pee-Ell-Ee.	-603_03
-	wheatley	Just say 'Apple'. Easy word, isn't it? 'Apple'.	-603_04
-	wheatley	How would you use it in a sentence? "Mmm, this apple's crunchy," you might say. And I'm not even asking you for the whole sentence. Just the word 'Apple'.	-603_05
Wheatley Explanation
-607	wheatley	Let me explain. Most test subjects do experience some cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension.	-607_01
-	wheatley	Straight away you're thinking, "Oo, that doesn't sound good. But don't be alarmed, alright? Because ah... well, actually, if you DO feel alarmed, hold onto that.	-607_02
-	wheatley	Do you understand what I'm saying? Does any of this make sense? Just tell me 'Yes'.	-607_03
Close Enough
-604	wheatley	Okay, you know what? That's close enough. Just hold tight.	-604_01

sp_a1_intro11

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
OpeningWallHitOne01
-	wheatley	Ohhhhhh!	'-605_02'
OpeningWallHitOne02
-605	wheatley	Good news: that is NOT a docking station. So there's one mystery solved. I'm going to attempt a manual override on this wall. Could get a bit technical! Hold on!	-605_01
Room Ride
-606	wheatley	Alright, I wasn't going to mention this to you, but I am in PRETTY HOT WATER here.	-606_01
-	wheatley	How you doing down there? You still holding on?	-606_02
-	wheatley	The reserve power ran out, so of course the whole relaxation center stops waking up the bloody test subjects.	-606_03
-	wheatley	Hold on! This is a bit tricky!	-606_04
-	wheatley	And of course nobody tells ME anything. No.	-606_05
-	wheatley	Anyway, why should I be kept informed about the life functions of the ten thousand bloody test subjects I'm supposed to be in charge of? Why would you mention it to me?	-606_06
-	wheatley	Oi, it's close... can you see? Am I gonna make it through? Have I got enough space?	-606_07
-	wheatley	Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here...	-606_08
-	wheatley	Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!	-606_09
-	wheatley	And whose fault do you think it's going to be when the management comes down here and finds ten thousand flipping vegetables?	-606_10

sp_a2_turret_blocker

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
sp_a2_turret_blocker_future_starter01
-2570	glados	Oops. You trapped yourself. I guess that's it then. Thanks for testing. You may as well lie down and get acclimated to the being dead position.	-2570_01
-	glados	I'm kidding. Not about you trapping yourself, though. That really happened. Here, I'll raise the glass. Go on... Finish the test.	-2570_02