Portal 2 VCDs/glados scenetable include manual
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January 2024
January 2024
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sp_intro_03
Index | Character | Voice Line | Unique Key |
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| |||
- | glados | Oh no, don't. Anyway, back to you two imbeciles killing me: | -1_01 |
- | glados | Wait here. Don't go anywhere. I'll be back. | -1_02 |
sp_a1_intro7
Index | Character | Voice Line | Unique Key |
---|---|---|---|
Hobo Turret | |||
-2550 | turret | Hello? | -2550_01 |
- | turret | Hello. | -2550_03 |
- | turret | Excuse me? | -2550_04 |
- | turret | Hello... | -2550_06 |
- | turret | Thanks anyway. | -2550_07 |
- | turret | Hello... | -2550_08 |
- | turret | Hello. | -2550_09 |
- | turret | I'm different. | -2550_10 |
commentary_eyehasit | |||
-7000 | wheatley | [commentary] | -7000_01 |
sp_a2_bts3
Index | Character | Voice Line | Unique Key |
---|---|---|---|
Ghost Story | |||
-2500 | wheatley | Ooh. Dark down here, isn't it. | -2500_01 |
- | wheatley | They say that the old caretaker of this place... | -2500_02 |
Smelly Humans | |||
-2503 | wheatley | Here's an interesting story.. (smelly humans story) | -2503_01 |
- | wheatley | the um.. sorry, that's.. just tending to the humans. | -2503_02 |
- | wheatley | Sorry about that. That just slipped out. | -2503_03 |
Love Humans | |||
-2504 | wheatley | Ahh. Humans! Love 'em! | -2504_01 |
sp_a2_core
Index | Character | Voice Line | Unique Key |
---|---|---|---|
GLaDOS Battle | |||
-50 | glados | I honestly didn't think you would fall for that | -20_01 |
- | glados | In fact, I devised a much more elaborate trap ahead, for when you got through this easy one. | -20_02 |
- | glados | If I had known it would be this easy, I would have just dangled a turkey leg | -20_03 |
GLaDOS Battle | |||
-53 | glados | Well, it was nice catching up. Lets get to business. | -21_01 |
- | glados | I hope you brought something more powerful than the portal gun this time. | -21_02 |
- | glados | Otherwise you're about to become the past president of the being alive club, ha ha. | -21_03 |
- | glados | Seriously, though--goodbye. | -20_03b |
- | glados | ||
-700 | turret | [muffled turret talking] | -700_01 |
- | turret | dry fire | -700_02 |
- | turret | it's my big chance! | -700_03 |
- | turret | dry fire | -700_04 |
- | turret | This is trouble | -700_05 |
- | turret | [muffled turret talking while on fire] | -700_06 |
- | turret | ahhh not again! | -700_07 |
- | turret | Here it comes, pal! | -700_08 |
- | turret | Locked and loaded! | -700_09 |
- | turret | dry fire | -700_10 |
- | turret | Oh this aint' good | -700_11 |
GLaDOS Turret Deploy | |||
-57 | glados | ||
- | glados | Ohhhhh. You were busy back there. | -22_01 |
- | glados | I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea. | -22_02 |
- | glados | Your old friend, deadly neurotoxin. | -22_03 |
- | glados | Your old friend, deadly neurotoxin. If I were you, I'd take a deep breath right now and hold it. | -22_04 |
Wheatley neurotoxin ride | |||
-750 | wheatley | [Wheatley Bounce Pain] | -750_01 |
- | wheatley | [Wheatley Bounce Pain] | -750_02 |
- | wheatley | [Wheatley Bounce Pain] | -750_03 |
- | wheatley | [Wheatley Bounce Pain] | -750_04 |
- | wheatley | [Wheatley Bounce Pain] | -750_05 |
- | wheatley | [Wheatley Bounce Pain] | -750_06 |
- | wheatley | [Wheatley Bounce Pain] | -750_07 |
- | wheatley | [Wheatley Bounce Pain] | -750_08 |
Wheatley pull me out line | |||
-72 | wheatley | Pull me out pull me out pull me out! | -72_01 |
Wheatley reply | |||
-73 | wheatley | Oh yes she is | -73_01 |
Wheatley lands in Chamber | |||
-61 | wheatley | Hello! | -23_01 |
- | glados | I hate you so much. | -23_02 |
- | announcer | Warning: Central core is 80 percent corrupted. [UPGRADED] | -23_03 |
- | glados | That's funny, I don't feel corrupt. In fact, I feel pretty good. | -23_04 |
- | announcer | Alternate core detected. [UPGRADED] | -23_05 |
- | wheatley | That's ME they're talking about! | -23_06 |
- | announcer | To initiate a core transfer, please deposit substitute core in receptacle. [UPGRADED] | -23_07 |
- | glados | Core transfer? | -23_08 |
- | glados | Oh, you are kidding me. | -23_09 |
Wheatley socket plug in start | |||
-760 | wheatley | I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in. | -760_01 |
- | glados | do not plug that little idiot into my mainframe | -760_01a |
- | wheatley | no you should plug that little idiot into the mainframe | -760_01b |
- | glados | don't you dare plug him in | -760_01c |
Wheatley nags start | |||
-761 | wheatley | [nag] | -760_01d |
Idle nags | |||
- | wheatley | [nag] | -760_02 |
- | glados | [nag] | -760_02a |
- | wheatley | [nag] | -760_02b |
- | wheatley | [nag] | -760_02c |
- | wheatley | [nag] | -760_03 |
- | glados | [nag] | -760_03a |
- | wheatley | [nag] | -760_04 |
- | glados | [nag] | -760_04a |
- | wheatley | [nag] | -760_05 |
- | glados | [nag] | -760_05a |
- | wheatley | [nag] | -760_06 |
- | glados | [nag] | -760_06a |
- | wheatley | [nag] | -760_06 |
- | glados | [nag] | -760_06a |
- | wheatley | [nag] | -760_07 |
- | glados | [nag] | -760_07a |
Wheatley Plugged In | |||
-71 | announcer | Substitute core accepted. [UPGRADED] | -24_01 |
- | announcer | Substitute core, are you ready to start the procedure? [UPGRADED] | -24_02 |
- | wheatley | Yes! | -24_03 |
- | announcer | Corrupted core, are you ready to start the procedure? [UPGRADED] | -24_04 |
- | glados | No! | -24_05 |
- | glados | Nonononono! | -24_06 |
- | announcer | Stalemate detected. Transfer procedure cannot continue. [UPGRADED] | -24_07 |
- | glados | Yes! | -24_08 |
- | announcer | ...unless a stalemate associate is present to press the stalemate resolution button. [UPGRADED] | -24_09 |
- | wheatley | Leave me in! Leave me in! Go press it! | -24_10 |
- | glados | Don't do it. | -24_11 |
- | wheatley | Yes, do do it! | -24_12 |
- | glados | Don't press that button. You don't know what you're doing. | -24_13 |
- | wheatley | I think she's lying.! | -24_14 |
Stalemate button press nags | |||
-755 | wheatley | [nag] | -755_01 |
- | wheatley | [nag] | -755_02 |
- | wheatley | [nag] | -755_03 |
- | wheatley | [nag] | -755_04 |
- | wheatley | [nag] | -755_05 |
Button Denied | |||
-84 | glados | Not so fast! | -25_01 |
- | glados | Think about this. | -25_02 |
- | glados | You need to be a trained stalemate associate to press that button. You're unqualified. I know this sounds like an obvious ploy, but I'm really not joking. | -25_03 |
- | wheatley | Don't listen to her! It IS true that you don't have the qualifications. But you've got something more important than that. A finger, with which to press that button, so that she won't kill us. | -25_04 |
- | glados | Impersonating a stalemate associate. I just added that to the list. It's a list I made of all the things you've done. Well, it's a list that I AM making, because you're still doing things right now, even though I'm telling you to stop. Stop, by the way. | -25_05 |
- | wheatley | I... that's probably correct. But where it is incorrect is while I've been stalling you WE JUST PRESSED THE BUTTON! USE THE MOMENT OF CONFUSION I'VE JUST CREATED TO PRESS THE BUTTON! | -25_06 |
- | wheatley | Have I ever told you the qualities I love most in you? In order: Number one: resolving things, disputes highest among them. Number one, tied: Button-pushing. | -25_07 |
- | wheatley | First thing I thought about you... | -25_08 |
- | wheatley | Don't want to rush you... | -25_08a |
- | wheatley | Here's a good idea... | -25_09 |
Stalemate button pressed | |||
-88 | glados | ahhh! | -26_01 |
- | announcer | Stalemate Resolved. Core Transfer Initiated. [UPGRADED] | -26_02 |
Wheatley transfer scene | |||
-4 | wheatley | Here I go! | -4_01 |
- | wheatley | Wait, what if this hurts? What if this really hurts? | -4_02 |
- | glados | Oh it will. Believe me, it will. | -4_03 |
- | wheatley | Are you just saying that, or is it really going to hurt? You're just saying that, no, you're not aren't you, it's really going to hurt, isn't it? | -4_04 |
- | wheatley | Exactly how much pain are we tAGGGHHH! | -4_05 |
Glados grabbed by arms | |||
-89 | glados | Get your hands off me! | -27_00 |
-90 | glados | No no no! | -27_01 |
glados | |||
Glados gibberish nag | |||
-93 | glados | [gibberish] | -28_01 |
- | glados | [gibberish] | -28_02 |
- | glados | [gibberish] | -28_03 |
- | glados | [gibberish] | -28_04 |
- | glados | [gibberish] | -28_05 |
- | glados | [gibberish] | -28_06 |
Wheatley swap completed scene | |||
-9 | wheatley | Wow, check me out! | -5_01 |
- | wheatley | We did it! I can't believe we did it! I'm in control of the whole facility now! | -5_01a |
- | wheatley | Ha ha ha! Look at me! Not too bad, eh? Giant robot. Massive! | -5_02 |
- | wheatley | Oh! Right, the escape lift! I'll call it now. | -5_03 |
- | wheatley | lift called, in you go | -5_04 |
- | wheatley | - | -5_05 |
- | wheatley | - | -5_07 |
- | wheatley | - | -5_08 |
- | wheatley | - | -5_09 |
- | wheatley | - | -5_10 |
- | wheatley | - | -5_11 |
Wheatley elevator nag | |||
-666 | wheatley | [nag] | -666_01 |
- | wheatley | [nag] | -666_02 |
- | wheatley | [nag] | -666_03 |
- | wheatley | [nag] | -666_04 |
- | wheatley | [nag] | -666_05 |
- | wheatley | [nag] | -666_06 |
Wheatley Swap Talk | |||
-13 | wheatley | Wheatley: I knew it was gonna be cool being in charge of everything, but... WOW, is this cool! This body is amazing! | -14_01 |
- | wheatley | Wheatley: And check this out! I'm brilliant now! | -14_05 |
- | wheatley | [spanish] | -14_05a |
- | wheatley | I don't know what I just said, but I can find out. | -14_05b |
- | wheatley | Oh! The elevator. Sorry. [ elevator moves ] | -14_06 |
- | wheatley | Seriously, body amazing. | -14_07 |
- | wheatley | Wow, look how small you are! | -14_08 |
- | wheatley | But I'm HUGE. [evil laugh] Where did THAT come from? | -14_09 |
- | wheatley | hahahah... whew... Actually... why do we have to leave right now? | -14_10 |
- | wheatley | Do you have any idea how good this feels? | -14_11 |
- | wheatley | I did that! Me! | -14_13 |
- | glados | You didn't do anything. SHE did all the work. | -14_14 |
- | glados | You didn't do anything. SHE did all the work. | -14_15 |
- | wheatley | Oh really? | -14_16 |
- | wheatley | Well, maybe it's time I DID something, then. | -14_17 |
- | glados | What are you doing? | -14_18 |
- | glados | No! | -14_20 |
- | glados | No! | -14_21 |
- | glados | No! | -14_22 |
Wheatley talks to player while PotatOS is being made | |||
-33 | wheatley | I'm on to you too, lady. .. who's the boss? Little old Wheatley! | -10_01 |
Wheatley displays potato battery for first time | |||
-34 | wheatley | Ah! | -11_01 |
- | wheatley | See that? | -11_02 |
- | wheatley | THAT is a potato battery. Now you live in it. | -11_03 |
- | wheatley | [chuckles] | -11_04 |
- | glados | I know you. | -11_05 |
Elevator moron scene | |||
-37 | wheatley | What? | -12_01 |
- | glados | The engineers tried everything to make me... behave. To slow me down. | -12_07 |
- | glados | Once, they even attached an Intelligence Dampening Sphere on me. It clung to my brain like a tumor, generating an endless stream of terrible ideas. | -12_08 |
- | wheatley | No! I'm not listening! I'm not listening! | -12_09 |
- | glados | It was your voice. | -12_10 |
- | wheatley | No! No! You're LYING! You're LYING! | -12_11 |
- | glados | Yes. You're the tumor. | -12_12 |
- | glados | You're not just a regular moron. You were designed to be a moron. | -12_12a |
- | wheatley | I am smart! I'm not a moron! | -12_13 |
- | glados | YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT! | -12_14 |
- | wheatley | How about NOW? Now who's a moron? | -12_15 |
- | glados | ||
Announcer nag | |||
-45 | announcer | Please return to the core transfer bay | -45_01 |
Elevator conclusion | |||
-44 | wheatley | Could a moron punch you into this pit? How about if I PUNCHED.YOU.INTO.THIS.PIT. Huh? Who's a moron now? | -13_01 |
- | wheatley | uh oh. | -13_02 |
sp_a2_bts4
Index | Character | Voice Line | Unique Key |
---|---|---|---|
sp_sabotage_panel_sneak01 | |||
-100 | wheatley | Alright, we took out her turrets. Now lets take out her toxin. | -100_01 |
Science Fair | |||
-101 | wheatley | Bring your daughter to work day. That did not end well. | -101_01 |
- | wheatley | And 40 potato batteries. Embarassing. | -101_02 |
flashlight_tour | |||
-102 | wheatley | Pretty sure we're going the right way. Just to reassure you. | -102_01 |
-103 | wheatley | Don't worry i'm absolutely guaranteeing you it is this way. Ah, It's not this way. | -103_01 |
-104 | wheatley | Definitely sure it's this way. Not entirely sure. I don't know where it is. | -104_01 |
sp_column_blocker
Index | Character | Voice Line | Unique Key |
---|---|---|---|
| |||
- | wheatley | Hey, partner. I knew you'd be comin' through this shaft, so I talked my way onto this nanobot work crew over here that's rebuildin' it. They're REALLY small, so they got tiny little brains. But there's a billion of 'em, so it's only a matter of time | -2_01 |
- | wheatley | Hold on... I'm on BREAK, Jerry. | -2_02 |
- | wheatley | Anyway, look, we're real close to bustin' out. So just hang in there for five more chambers. | -2_03 |
| |||
- | wheatley | Ow! | -3_01 |
- | wheatley | What? You can't fire me! | -3_02 |
- | wheatley | Well, JERRY -- maybe your prejudiced worksite could have accommodated a nanobot of my size! You'll be hearing from my lawyer! Thanks for the HATE CRIME, Jerry! | -3_03 |
- | wheatley | We're not actually going to sue them, I just don't want them to report this. I don't even HAVE a lawyer. In fact, if I EVER retain counsel, I will DIE. Oh, I gotta go. I'll see you soon. | -3_04 |
sp_a2_pit_flings
Index | Character | Voice Line | Unique Key |
---|---|---|---|
Cube Fizzle 1 | |||
-200 | glados | Oh. Did I accidentally fizzle that before you could complete the test? I'm sorry. | -200_01 |
Cube Fizzle 1a | |||
-201 | glados | Go ahead and grab another one so that it won't also fizzle and you won't look stupid again. | -201_01 |
glados | |||
Cube Fizzle 2 | |||
-203 | glados | Oh. No. I fizzled that one too. | -203_01 |
-204 | glados | Oh well. We have warehouses FULL of the things. Absolutely worthless. I'm happy to get rid of them. | -204_01 |
sp_a2_pit_flingsCubeSmuggleEnding01 | |||
- | glados | Every test chamber is equiped with a fizzler. This one is broken. | sp_a2_pit_flingsCubeSmuggleEnding01 |
sp_a2_pit_flingsCubeSmuggleEnding02 | |||
- | glados | Don't take anything with you. | sp_a2_pit_flingsCubeSmuggleEnding02 |
Cube Fizzle 3 | |||
glados | |||
Cube Smuggled | |||
-206 | glados | I think that one was about to say "I love you." They ARE sentient, of course. We just have a LOT of them. | -206_01 |
Player Stuck dialogue | |||
-207 | glados | Player got stuck, glados taunts then spawns another cube | -207_01 |
- | glados | go ahead and grab another one | -207_02 |
sp_a2_trust_fling
Index | Character | Voice Line | Unique Key |
---|---|---|---|
sp_a2_trust_fling01 | |||
-300 | glados | Oh, sorry. Some of these test chambers haven't been cleaned in ages. | -300_01 |
sp_a2_trust_fling02 | |||
-301 | glados | So sometimes there's still trash in them. Standing around. Smelling, and being useless. | -301_01 |
sp_a2_trust_fling03 | |||
-302 | glados | Try to avoid the garbage hurtling towards you. | -302_01 |
sp_a2_trust_fling04 | |||
-303 | glados | Don't TEST with the garbage. It's garbage. | -303_01 |
faithplategarbage06 | |||
-304 | glados | Press the button again. | -304_01 |
sp_a2_column_blocker
Index | Character | Voice Line | Unique Key |
---|---|---|---|
birthday surprise | |||
-400 | glados | initiating surprise in 3...2...1. | -400_01 |
- | glados | I made it all up | -401_01 |
- | glados | surprise. | -402_01 |
- | glados | your parents are probably dead. ...i doubt they'd want to see you. | -403_01 |
sp_a2_bridge_the_gap
Index | Character | Voice Line | Unique Key |
---|---|---|---|
sp_trust_fling_sphereinterrupt01 | |||
-500 | glados | Perfect, the door's malfunctioning. I guess somebody's going to have to repair that too. [beat] No, don't get up. I'll be right back. Don't touch anything. | -500_00 |
sp_trust_fling_sphereinterrupt01 | |||
-501 | wheatley | Hey! Hey! Up here! | -500_01 |
- | wheatley | I found some bird eggs up here. Just dropped 'em into the door mechanism. Shut it right down. I--AGH! | -500_02 |
- | wheatley | BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD | -500_03 |
- | wheatley | [out of breath] Okay. That's probably the bird, isn't it? That laid the eggs! Livid! | -500_04 |
- | wheatley | Okay, look, the point is, we’re gonna break out of here! Very soon, I promise! | -500_05 |
- | wheatley | I just have to figure out how. | -500_06 |
- | wheatley | Here she comes! Just keep testing! Remember, you never saw me! | -500_07 |
sp_a2_fizzler_intro
Index | Character | Voice Line | Unique Key |
---|---|---|---|
sp_a2_fizzler_intro | |||
-950 | glados | Nevermind. I have to go... check something. Test on your own recognizance. I'll be back. | -50_01 |
sp_a1_intro1
Index | Character | Voice Line | Unique Key |
---|---|---|---|
Wheatley Door 1 nags | |||
-600 | wheatley | Hello? | -600_01 |
- | wheatley | Helloooo? | -600_02 |
- | wheatley | Are you going to open the door? At any time? | -600_03 |
- | wheatley | Hello? Can y--no? | -600_05 |
- | wheatley | Are you going to open this door? Because it's fairly urgent. | -600_07 |
- | wheatley | Oh, just open the door! [to self] That's too aggressive. [loud again] Hello, friend! Why not open the door? | -600_08 |
- | wheatley | [to self] Hm. Could be Spanish, could be Spanish. [loud again] Hola, amigo! Abre la puerta! Donde esta--no. Um... | -600_09 |
- | wheatley | Fine! No, absolutely fine. It's not like I don't have, you know, ten thousand other test subjects begging me to help them escape. You know, it's not like this place is about to EXPLODE. | -600_11 |
- | wheatley | Alright, look, okay, I'll be honest. You're the LAST test subject left. And if you DON'T help me, we're both going to die. Alright? I didn't want to say it, you dragged it out of me. Alright? Dead. Dos Muerte. | -600_12 |
Wheatley Door 2 nags | |||
-601 | wheatley | Hello! | -601_01 |
- | wheatley | Helloooooooooooo! | -601_02 |
- | wheatley | Come on! | -601_03 |
- | wheatley | Open the door! | -601_04 |
- | wheatley | Hello! | -601_05 |
Wheatley Greet | |||
-602 | wheatley | YES! I KNEW someone was alive in here! | -602_01 |
- | wheatley | AGH! You look TERRIB--you look good. Looking good, actually. If I'm honest. | -602_02 |
- | wheatley | there's PLENTY of time to recover. Just take it slow. | -602_04 |
- | wheatley | Don't panic! Prepare. That's all they're saying. I'm going to get us out of here. | -602_06 |
- | wheatley | - | -602_07 |
Announcer Prepare | |||
- | announcerglados | please prepare for emergency evacuation [UPGRADED] | -608_01 |
Apple | |||
-603 | wheatley | Simple word. 'Apple'. | -603_01 |
- | wheatley | Just say 'Apple'. Classic. Very simple. | -603_02 |
- | wheatley | Ay. Double Pee-Ell-Ee. | -603_03 |
- | wheatley | Just say 'Apple'. Easy word, isn't it? 'Apple'. | -603_04 |
- | wheatley | How would you use it in a sentence? "Mmm, this apple's crunchy," you might say. And I'm not even asking you for the whole sentence. Just the word 'Apple'. | -603_05 |
Wheatley Explanation | |||
-607 | wheatley | Let me explain. Most test subjects do experience some cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. | -607_01 |
- | wheatley | Straight away you're thinking, "Oo, that doesn't sound good. But don't be alarmed, alright? Because ah... well, actually, if you DO feel alarmed, hold onto that. | -607_02 |
- | wheatley | Do you understand what I'm saying? Does any of this make sense? Just tell me 'Yes'. | -607_03 |
Close Enough | |||
-604 | wheatley | Okay, you know what? That's close enough. Just hold tight. | -604_01 |
sp_a1_intro11
Index | Character | Voice Line | Unique Key |
---|---|---|---|
| |||
- | wheatley | ' | |
OpeningWallHitOne02 | |||
-605 | wheatley | Good news: that is NOT a docking station. So there's one mystery solved. I'm going to attempt a manual override on this wall. Could get a bit technical! Hold on! | -605_01 |
Room Ride | |||
-606 | wheatley | Alright, I wasn't going to mention this to you, but I am in PRETTY HOT WATER here. | -606_01 |
- | wheatley | How you doing down there? You still holding on? | -606_02 |
- | wheatley | The reserve power ran out, so of course the whole relaxation center stops waking up the bloody test subjects. | -606_03 |
- | wheatley | Hold on! This is a bit tricky! | -606_04 |
- | wheatley | And of course nobody tells ME anything. No. | -606_05 |
- | wheatley | Anyway, why should I be kept informed about the life functions of the ten thousand bloody test subjects I'm supposed to be in charge of? Why would you mention it to me? | -606_06 |
- | wheatley | Oi, it's close... can you see? Am I gonna make it through? Have I got enough space? | -606_07 |
- | wheatley | Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here... | -606_08 |
- | wheatley | Okay, I've just gotta concentrate! | -606_09 |
- | wheatley | And whose fault do you think it's going to be when the management comes down here and finds ten thousand flipping vegetables? | -606_10 |
sp_a2_turret_blocker
Index | Character | Voice Line | Unique Key |
---|---|---|---|
sp_a2_turret_blocker_future_starter01 | |||
-2570 | glados | Oops. You trapped yourself. I guess that's it then. Thanks for testing. You may as well lie down and get acclimated to the being dead position. | -2570_01 |
- | glados | I'm kidding. Not about you trapping yourself, though. That really happened. Here, I'll raise the glass. Go on... Finish the test. | -2570_02 |