Portal 2 VCDs/Coop SceneTable

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January 2024

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mp_coop_start

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
BlueFirstToEnd
8	glados	Blue is awarded five points!	mp_coop_startBlueFirstToEnd01
-	glados	Again, those are science collaboration points, which you should not confuse with points from competitions such as Who-Gets-To-Live-At-The-End-And-Who-Doesn’t. I mean basketball.	mp_coop_startBlueFirstToEnd02
BlueGetsGunFirst
1	glados	Blue is first to acquire a Portal Device.	mp_coop_startBlueGetsGunFirst01
BlueGetsGunSecond
3	glados	Blue now has a Portal Device. Finally.	mp_coop_startBlueGetsGunSecond01
BlueInterruptsRelaxationVault
5	glados	I’m sorry, Subject Blue.	mp_coop_startBlueInterruptsRelaxationVault01
-	glados	Am I interrupting your important conversation?	mp_coop_startBlueInterruptsRelaxationVault02
-	glados	I’ll just save the safety information about the dangerous experiment you’re about to do for AFTER the experiment.	mp_coop_startBlueInterruptsRelaxationVault03
-	glados	That will give you PLENTY of time to chat.	mp_coop_startBlueInterruptsRelaxationVault04
-	glados	The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Blue is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One.	mp_coop_startBlueInterruptsRelaxationVault05
coop_boxcalibration
1006	glados	Weighted Cubes callibrated.	mp_coop_startcoop_boxcalibration00
-	glados	No variances detected.	mp_coop_startcoop_boxcalibration01
-	glados	Did you know humans frown on weight variances?	mp_coop_startcoop_boxcalibration02
-	glados	If you want to upset a human, just say their weight variance is above or below the norm.	mp_coop_startcoop_boxcalibration03
coop_buttoncallibrationblue
1004	glados	Calibrating Blue's weight...	mp_coop_startcoop_buttoncallibrationblue00
coop_buttoncallibrationorange
1005	glados	Calibrating Orange's weight...	mp_coop_startcoop_buttoncallibrationorange00
-	glados	No variances detected.	mp_coop_startcoop_buttoncallibrationorange02
coop_callibrationcomplete1
1007	glados	Finally! I had almost given up hope of ever testing again.	mp_coop_startcoop_callibrationcomplete100
-	glados	You are the first robots to pass callibration.	mp_coop_startcoop_callibrationcomplete101
coop_ping_blue_success
32	glados	Good.	mp_coop_startcoop_ping_blue_success00
-	glados	ORANGE, please observe your partner's favorite animal.	mp_coop_startcoop_ping_blue_success01
-	glados	Good.	mp_coop_startcoop_ping_blue_success02
coop_ping_intro_animal
30	glados	The upcoming tests require you to work together as a team.	mp_coop_startcoop_ping_intro_animal00
-	glados	To facilitate collaboration, both of you have been equipped with a ping tool.	mp_coop_startcoop_ping_intro_animal01
-	glados	BLUE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite animal.	mp_coop_startcoop_ping_intro_animal02
coop_ping_intro_blue_nag
1331	glados	BLUE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite animal.	mp_coop_startcoop_ping_intro_blue_nag01
coop_ping_intro_orange_nag
1332	glados	ORANGE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite element from the periodic table.	mp_coop_startcoop_ping_intro_orange_nag01
coop_ping_orange_start
33	glados	ORANGE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite element from the periodic table.	mp_coop_startcoop_ping_orange_start01
coop_ping_orange_success
34	glados	Really? Okay.	mp_coop_startcoop_ping_orange_success02
-	glados	BLUE, please observe your partner's... interesting choice.	mp_coop_startcoop_ping_orange_success03
coop_portal_ping_intro
27	glados	Your ping tool can also be used to indicate to your partner where you would like them to place their portal.	mp_coop_startcoop_portal_ping_intro00
-	glados	For the sake of this test, I will pretend to be your partner.	mp_coop_startcoop_portal_ping_intro01
-	glados	Using your ping tool, please indicate where you would like me to place your two portals. Ping each location.	mp_coop_startcoop_portal_ping_intro02
coop_pregun_pingnag1blue
1000	glados	Blue	mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag1blue00
-	glados	I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface.	mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag1blue01
coop_pregun_pingnag1orange
1014	glados	Orange	mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag1orange00
-	glados	I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface.	mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag1orange01
coop_pregun_pingnag2blue
1001	glados	Blue	mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag2blue00
-	glados	Please ping a white portalable surface.	mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag2blue01
coop_pregun_pingnag2orange
1015	glados	Orange	mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag2orange00
-	glados	Please ping a white portalable surface.	mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag2orange01
coop_results_1_01
50	glados	Now let's continue testing.	mp_coop_startcoop_results_1_0100
coop_startboxcatch
1023	glados	Nice catch, Orange.	mp_coop_startcoop_startboxcatch00
coop_starttwoportals
1002	glados	Each portal gun may create two self-contained portals.	mp_coop_startcoop_starttwoportals00
-	glados	Please test your device by portaling to that ledge.	mp_coop_startcoop_starttwoportals01
mp_coop_startdeath01
1084	glados	Don't worry. You can't die. They will just reassemble you.	mp_coop_startmp_coop_startdeath0100
mp_coop_startdeath02
1085	glados	Did you do that on purpose?	mp_coop_startmp_coop_startdeath0200
mp_coop_startdeath03
1086	glados	It seems rather earlier to require reassembly.	mp_coop_startmp_coop_startdeath0300
mp_coop_startdeath04
1087	glados	Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?	mp_coop_startmp_coop_startdeath0400
mp_coop_startdeath05
1088	glados	Oh... can someone reassemble Blue?	mp_coop_startmp_coop_startdeath0500
mp_coop_startposttaunt
1064	glados	Stop it!	mp_coop_startmp_coop_startposttaunt01
-	glados	Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.	mp_coop_startmp_coop_startposttaunt02
-	glados	Now let's continue testing.	mp_coop_startmp_coop_startposttaunt03
OneBlah
7	glados	Blah.	mp_coop_startOneBlah01
OrangeFirstToEnd
9	glados	Orange is awarded five points!	mp_coop_startOrangeFirstToEnd01
-	glados	Again, those are science collaboration points, which you should not confuse with points from competitions such as Who-Gets-To-Live-At-The-End-And-Who-Doesn’t. I mean basketball.	mp_coop_startOrangeFirstToEnd02
OrangeGetsGunFirst
2	glados	Orange is first to acquire a Portal Device.	mp_coop_startOrangeGetsGunFirst01
OrangeGetsGunSecond
4	glados	Orange now has a Portal Device. Finally.	mp_coop_startOrangeGetsGunSecond01
OrangeInterruptsRelaxationVault
6	glados	I’m sorry, Subject Orange.	mp_coop_startOrangeInterruptsRelaxationVault01
-	glados	Am I interrupting your important conversation?	mp_coop_startOrangeInterruptsRelaxationVault02
-	glados	I’ll just save the safety information about the dangerous experiment you’re about to do for AFTER the experiment.	mp_coop_startOrangeInterruptsRelaxationVault03
-	glados	That will give you PLENTY of time to chat.	mp_coop_startOrangeInterruptsRelaxationVault04
-	glados	The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Orange is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One.	mp_coop_startOrangeInterruptsRelaxationVault05
RelaxationVaultIntro
0	glados	Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.	mp_coop_startRelaxationVaultIntro00
-	glados	Today, you will be testing with a partner.	mp_coop_startRelaxationVaultIntro01
-	glados	Please wave to your partner.	mp_coop_startRelaxationVaultIntro02
TTT2GO1
11	glados	Really? You’re just going to blatantly cheat?	mp_coop_startTTT2GO101
-	glados	All right. I’m bringing this farce to a close.	mp_coop_startTTT2GO102
-	glados	Game over. Back to testing.	mp_coop_startTTT2GO103
TTT2GO2
12	glados	All right. I’m going to bring this farce to a close before someone sustains a serious Tic-Tac-Toe-Two-related injury.	mp_coop_startTTT2GO201
-	glados	Game over. Back to testing.	mp_coop_startTTT2GO202
TTT2Intro
10	glados	We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition.	mp_coop_startTTT2Intro01
-	glados	You should both be familiar with the game of Tic-Tac-Toe.	mp_coop_startTTT2Intro02
-	glados	This is Tic-Tac-Toe-Two.	mp_coop_startTTT2Intro03
-	glados	As the name implies, there are only two minor differences: One, the board; two, the rules.	mp_coop_startTTT2Intro04
-	glados	Blue, you go first.	mp_coop_startTTT2Intro05

mp_coop_doors

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
coop_score_blue05
1012	glados	Blue receives	mp_coop_doorscoop_score_blue0501
-	glados	five	mp_coop_doorscoop_score_blue0502
-	glados	science collaboration points.	mp_coop_doorscoop_score_blue0503
coop_score_orange05
1013	glados	Orange receives	mp_coop_doorscoop_score_orange0501
-	glados	five	mp_coop_doorscoop_score_orange0502
-	glados	science collaboration points.	mp_coop_doorscoop_score_orange0503
mo_coop_doorsend
1011	glados	Excellent. Although great science is always the result of collaboration, keep in mind that, like Albert Einstein and his cousin Terry, history will only remember one of you.	mp_coop_doorsmo_coop_doorsend00
mp_coop_doorsstart
54	glados	Hello again, this testing course was originally created for humans.	mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_doorsstart01
-	glados	It emphasizes teamwork.	mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_doorsstart02
-	glados	Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork.	mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_doorsstart03
mp_coop_teamworkdeath1
1151	glados	There you are, reassembled again.	mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_teamworkdeath100
mp_coop_teamworkdeath2
1152	glados	Without the consequence of death, is this even science?	mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_teamworkdeath200
mp_coop_teamworkdeath3
1153	glados	With humans, I would have called that a successful test.	mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_teamworkdeath300
mp_coop_teamworkdeath4
1154	glados	How is this even science, without the possibility of death?	mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_teamworkdeath400
mp_coop_teamworkdeath5
1155	glados	How is this even science, without the consequence of death?	mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_teamworkdeath500

mp_coop_race_2

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
EndLevel07
18	glados	It would compromise the test to divulge individual scores. However, I can tell you at least one of you is doing very, very well.	mp_coop_race_2EndLevel0701
-	glados	Please continue into the next test chamber.	mp_coop_race_2EndLevel0702
mp_coop_race_2start
1022	glados	You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?	mp_coop_race_2mp_coop_race_2start01
-	glados	I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do.	mp_coop_race_2mp_coop_race_2start02

mp_coop_laser_2

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
coop_laser_2end
1016	glados	These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other’s	mp_coop_laser_2coop_laser_2end00
coop_score_blue03
1024	glados	Blue receives	mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_blue0301
-	glados	three	mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_blue0302
-	glados	science collaboration points.	mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_blue0303
coop_score_blue08
1026	glados	Blue receives	mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_blue0801
-	glados	eight	mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_blue0802
-	glados	science collaboration points.	mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_blue0803
coop_score_orange03
1025	glados	Orange receives	mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_orange0301
-	glados	three	mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_orange0302
-	glados	science collaboration points.	mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_orange0303
coop_score_orange08
1027	glados	Orange receives	mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_orange0801
-	glados	eight	mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_orange0802
-	glados	science collaboration points.	mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_orange0803
EndLevel04
15	glados	Excellent. You’re both doing very well.	mp_coop_laser_2EndLevel0401
-	glados	Please continue into the next test chamber.	mp_coop_laser_2EndLevel0402
mp_coop_laserkill
1028	glados	What are you doing? YOU MONSTER! They're one of us.	mp_coop_laser_2mp_coop_laserkill01
-	glados	I'm kidding.	mp_coop_laser_2mp_coop_laserkill02
-	glados	Destroying them is part of the test. They are no more important to you than you are to me.	mp_coop_laser_2mp_coop_laserkill03
mp_coop_laser_2taunt
1065	glados	Stop it!	mp_coop_laser_2mp_coop_laser_2taunt01
-	glados	Is it fun when you degrade yourselves like that?	mp_coop_laser_2mp_coop_laser_2taunt02

mp_coop_rat_maze

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_blue_penalized_4
1038	glados	Blue is penalized	mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_blue_penalized_401
-	glados	four	mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_blue_penalized_402
-	glados	science collaboration points.	mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_blue_penalized_403
mp_coop_laser_2endblue
1036	glados	While it may appear that I am only tracking your accomplishments using science collaboration points, the truth is every aspect of your performance will be reflected in your final score.	mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_laser_2endblue01
-	glados	For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.	mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_laser_2endblue03
mp_coop_laser_2endorange
1037	glados	While it may appear that I am only tracking your accomplishments using science collaboration points, the truth is every aspect of your performance will be reflected in your final score.	mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_laser_2endorange01
-	glados	For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.	mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_laser_2endorange03
mp_coop_orange_penalized_4
1039	glados	Orange is penalized	mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_orange_penalized_401
-	glados	four	mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_orange_penalized_402
-	glados	science collaboration points.	mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_orange_penalized_403
mp_coop_rat_mazebluecrush
1043	glados	Orange just taught blue a valuable lesson in trust. For that, orange receives 17 science collaboration points.	mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazebluecrush00
mp_coop_rat_mazebluecrush2
1045	glados	Orange, blue isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point.	mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazebluecrush200
mp_coop_rat_mazebluecrush3
1047	glados	Orange, now you're just being cruel. Orange receives 25 science collaboration points.	mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazebluecrush300
mp_coop_rat_mazeorangecrush
1044	glados	Blue just taught orange a valuable lesson in trust. For that, blue receives 14 science collaboration points.	mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazeorangecrush00
mp_coop_rat_mazeorangecrush2
1046	glados	Blue, orange isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Blue is penalized 1 science collaboration point.	mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazeorangecrush200
mp_coop_rat_mazeorangecrush3
1048	glados	Blue, now you're just being cruel. Blue receives 25 science collaboration points.	mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazeorangecrush300
mp_coop_rat_mazestart
1017	glados	I don't know what you think you are doing, but I don't like it. I want you to stop.	mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazestart00
-	glados	The two of you have forged an excellent partnership, with one of you handling the cerebral challenges and the other ready to ponderously waddle into action should the test suddenly become an eating contest.	mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazestart01

mp_coop_laser_crusher

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_laser_crusherblue
1040	glados	Clearly that was blue's fault. Blue is penalized 3 science collaboration points.	mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherblue00
mp_coop_laser_crusherboth
1042	glados	I know you like to think the reassembly machine is at your beck and call, but he has a life you know. He's not your slave.	mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherboth00
mp_coop_laser_crusherdeathend
1170	glados	Perhaps I should have specified. Teamwork is a concept in which two or more people work together, usually with a goal of not failing horribly.	mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherdeathend00
mp_coop_laser_crusherorange
1041	glados	Blue! Orange has always been my favorite.	mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherorange01
-	glados	Until now.	mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherorange02
mp_coop_laser_crusherstartblue
1018	glados	To reiterate: This is not a competition.	mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherstartblue01
-	glados	Still, if it were, Blue would be winning.	mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherstartblue02
-	glados	It's not, though.	mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherstartblue03
mp_coop_laser_crusherstartorange
1019	glados	To reiterate: This is not a competition.	mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherstartorange01
-	glados	Still, if it were, Orange would be winning.	mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherstartorange02
-	glados	It's not, though.	mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherstartorange03

mp_coop_teambts

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_radarroomend
1009	glados	Congratulations, you managed to complete this absolutely meaningless test.	mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_radarroomend00
-	glados	Oh, I almost forgot, when you go outside the testing courses the only way I can retrieve you is to violently disassemble and then carefully reassemble you.	mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_radarroomend01
-	glados	Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain.	mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_radarroomend02
-	glados	I consider that a failing, by the way.	mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_radarroomend03
mp_coop_teambtsstart
1021	glados	Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab.	mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstart01
-	glados	This test is so outside the box, I can't-- I mean WON'T even tell you what you are looking for.	mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstart02
-	glados	You will know it when you find it.	mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstart03
mp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt1b
1100	glados	For that Blue is penalized fifty science collaboraiton points.	mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt1b00
mp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt1o
1101	glados	For that Orange is penalized fifty science collaboraiton points,	mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt1o00
mp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt2
1102	glados	That's another fifty point penalty.	mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt201
-	glados	Keep it up and you will lose 500 points.	mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt202
mp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt3b
1103	glados	Fine, 500 point penalty for Blue.	mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt3b00
mp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt3o
1104	glados	Fine, 500 point penalty for Orange.	mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt3o00
mp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt4
1105	glados	5000 point penalty! Are you happy now?	mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt400
mp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt5
1106	glados	You should see yourselves right now.	mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt501
-	glados	I'm done.	mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt502

mp_coop_fling_3

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_fling_3end
1030	glados	You did an excellent job placing the edgeless safety cube in the receptacle, you should be very - oh wait.	mp_coop_fling_3mp_coop_fling_3end01
-	glados	That’s right. You're not humans.	mp_coop_fling_3mp_coop_fling_3end02
-	glados	I can drop the fake praise.	mp_coop_fling_3mp_coop_fling_3end03
-	glados	You have no idea how tiring it is to praise someone for placing an edgeless safety cube into a receptacle designed to exactly fit an edgeless safety cube.	mp_coop_fling_3mp_coop_fling_3end04
mp_coop_fling_3start
1029	glados	This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.	mp_coop_fling_3mp_coop_fling_3start01
-	glados	To do that, the tests were nothing more than 5 minutes of them walking followed by me praising them for another 10 minutes on how well they walked.	mp_coop_fling_3mp_coop_fling_3start02
-	glados	Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning.	mp_coop_fling_3mp_coop_fling_3start03

mp_coop_infinifling_train

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_infinifling_traindeath01
1255	glados	Was that necessary?	mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_traindeath0100
mp_coop_infinifling_trainend
1032	glados	Remember when I told you that you were the only subjects to pass the calibration tests?	mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainend01
-	glados	I lied.	mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainend02
-	glados	There are 5000 other two subject teams in direct competition with you.	mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainend03
-	glados	But don't worry, you are in the lead.	mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainend04
mp_coop_infinifling_trainenddeath
1049	glados	Every time you fail, it's a reminder of the way things used to be. But then there you are. Again. Like nothing happened.	mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainenddeath00
mp_coop_infinifling_trainendlife
1050	glados	Well done. Interesting note, I only created this test to watch test subjects fail and you didn't. You must be very, very proud. I'm building the world's smallest trophy for you.	mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainendlife00
mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart
1031	glados	Electrocution, shot, drowned, crushed, burned in goo.	mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainstart01
-	glados	Oh. Sorry. I was just thinking of all the ways humans can die.	mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainstart02
-	glados	You can't die in any of those ways.	mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainstart03
-	glados	You just keep testing and testing. With perfect results and no consequences.	mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainstart04

mp_coop_come_along

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_come_alongenddeath
1172	glados	I thought you'd be faster at this, but I can appreciate the desire to stop and smell the testing. That other scent you smell? That's the stench of my utter disappointment in you.	mp_coop_come_alongmp_coop_come_alongenddeath00
mp_coop_come_alongendnodeath
1171	glados	And they said no one would ever die during this test, thanks for proving them wrong.	mp_coop_come_alongmp_coop_come_alongendnodeath00
mp_coop_come_alongstart
1056	glados	The best way to build confidence is to first recognize your insecurities.	mp_coop_come_alongmp_coop_come_alongstart01
-	glados	Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?	mp_coop_come_alongmp_coop_come_alongstart02
-	glados	On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue.	mp_coop_come_alongmp_coop_come_alongstart03
-	glados	Blue, you are very good at being an example.	mp_coop_come_alongmp_coop_come_alongstart04

mp_coop_fling_1

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_fling_14balls
1198	glados	Begin juggling test in three. Two. One.	mp_coop_fling_1mp_coop_fling_14balls00

mp_coop_catapult_1

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_catapult_1end
1051	glados	Do you know who dances around like an imbecile when they accomplish the tiniest little thing?	mp_coop_catapult_1mp_coop_catapult_1end01
-	glados	Humans! That's what you look like right now.	mp_coop_catapult_1mp_coop_catapult_1end02
-	glados	You're better than that.	mp_coop_catapult_1mp_coop_catapult_1end03
mp_coop_catapult_1start
1057	glados	Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?	mp_coop_catapult_1mp_coop_catapult_1start01
-	glados	I was confident you could finish.	mp_coop_catapult_1mp_coop_catapult_1start02
-	glados	Do you know where I was?	mp_coop_catapult_1mp_coop_catapult_1start03
-	glados	I was outside watching some deer frolic. You don't even care about the outside do you?	mp_coop_catapult_1mp_coop_catapult_1start04

mp_coop_multifling_1

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_multifling_1cube1
1310	glados	Excellent work.	mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1cube100
mp_coop_multifling_1cube2
1311	glados	Good Job.	mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1cube200
mp_coop_multifling_1cube3
1312	glados	You are doing wonderfully.	mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1cube300
mp_coop_multifling_1cube4
1313	glados	Excellent.	mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1cube400
mp_coop_multifling_1end
1052	glados	Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off.	mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1end01
-	glados	I wonder if that dancing has some effect on you?	mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1end02
mp_coop_multifling_1endnodeath
1162	glados	Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling.	mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1endnodeath01
-	glados	Without the looming consequence of death, is this even science?	mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1endnodeath02
mp_coop_multifling_1start
1058	glados	If your confidence is still not high enough remember no one was created perfect.	mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1start01
-	glados	Even I was created with a imperfection, I was given too much empathy with human suffering.	mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1start02
-	glados	But I overcame my handicap. That's a true story.	mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1start03

mp_coop_fling_crushers

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_fling_crushersdeath1
1177	glados	In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test.	mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersdeath100
mp_coop_fling_crushersdeath2
1178	glados	I can't decide which is my favorite; the crushers for crushing you or the reassembly machine for putting you back together so you can be crushed again.	mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersdeath200
mp_coop_fling_crushersend
1053	glados	Excellent. I think you have earned a break from the official testing courses.	mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersend00
mp_coop_fling_crushersend2
1176	glados	I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses.	mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersend200
mp_coop_fling_crushersstart
1059	glados	Your test times show you are going too slowly.	mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersstart01
-	glados	Maybe you ARE getting human emotions.	mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersstart02
-	glados	Do need real encouragement? Let's see if this helps.	mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersstart03
-	glados	Blue, you are the most advanced model of robot Aperture Science has ever discontinued.	mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersstart04

mp_coop_fan

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_fanend
1055	glados	Very good! You found those useless blueprints.	mp_coop_fanmp_coop_fanend01
-	glados	While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.	mp_coop_fanmp_coop_fanend02
-	glados	Done. I guess. I suppose. I wasn't paying attention.	mp_coop_fanmp_coop_fanend03
mp_coop_fanstart
1054	glados	To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints.	mp_coop_fanmp_coop_fanstart01
-	glados	Don't worry, they are of no use to anyone, totally boring and useless.	mp_coop_fanmp_coop_fanstart02
-	glados	This is just a thought experiment, just to see how much time you'll waste thinking about these worthless documents. The correct time is zero seconds.	mp_coop_fanmp_coop_fanstart03

mp_coop_wall_intro

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_wall_introstart
1063	glados	Have you worked out the one good trait humans have, yet?	mp_coop_wall_intromp_coop_wall_introstart01
-	glados	Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do.	mp_coop_wall_intromp_coop_wall_introstart02
mp_coop_wall_introstart2
1111	glados	This course was created and then abandoned by humans. They tend to do that, create something wonderful and then abandon it.	mp_coop_wall_intromp_coop_wall_introstart201
-	glados	Do you know why they abandoned this course? Too deadly.	mp_coop_wall_intromp_coop_wall_introstart202

mp_coop_wall_2

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
EndLevel08
19	glados	Very good. You’ve really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work.	mp_coop_wall_2EndLevel0801
mp_coop_wall_2start
1113	glados	You did very well.	mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start01
-	glados	The humans closed this test because they said it was too deadly. I thought they would have moved it into the testing track hall of fame for that, not let it deteriorate.	mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start02
mp_coop_wall_2start2
1114	glados	You failed so many times in this test, I thought you were becoming human. But then you would just come back again and again and again.	mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start201
-	glados	Humans find that an admirable trait.	mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start202
mp_coop_wall_2start3
1115	glados	You did very well.	mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start301
-	glados	You only failed	mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start302
-	glados	One.	mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start303
-	glados	times in this test. Not that it matters. It doesn't. So congratulations job well done.	mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start304
mp_coop_wall_2start4
1116	glados	You did very well.	mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start401
-	glados	You only failed	mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start402
-	glados	Two.	mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start403
-	glados	times in this test. Not that it matters. It doesn't. So congratulations job well done.	mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start404
mp_coop_wall_2startreal
1118	glados	I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied.	mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2startreal00

mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
Cackle
26	glados	[Laughter]	mp_coop_catapult_wall_introCackle01
CatchBall
25	glados	Good work! Now throw the ball over the ledge.	mp_coop_catapult_wall_introCatchBall01
EndLevel12B
23	glados	As an impartial collaboration facilitator, it would be unfair of me to name my favorite member of your team. However, it’s perfectly fair to hint at it in a way that my least favorite member probably	mp_coop_catapult_wall_introEndLevel12B01
EndLevel12O
24	glados	Orange	mp_coop_catapult_wall_introEndLevel12O01
-	glados	You have a gift for these tests. That’s not just flattery. You are great at science.	mp_coop_catapult_wall_introEndLevel12O02
facepalmreply
1097	glados	Stop it!	mp_coop_catapult_wall_introfacepalmreply01
-	glados	Okay, fine. Let's all act like humans. "Look at me. Boy, do I love sweating. Let's convert beef and leaves into energy and excrete them later and go shopping."	mp_coop_catapult_wall_introfacepalmreply02
mp_coop_catapult_wall_introdeath
1257	glados	Your failure brings back such wonderful memories.	mp_coop_catapult_wall_intromp_coop_catapult_wall_introdeath00
mp_coop_catapult_wall_introstart
1117	glados	One of my best tests and they let plants grow here? Can you believe this? You can't test plants! We tried. They just sit there, never showing pain nor fear.	mp_coop_catapult_wall_intromp_coop_catapult_wall_introstart01
-	glados	That isn't science.	mp_coop_catapult_wall_intromp_coop_catapult_wall_introstart02
mp_coop_wall_introend
1082	glados	Excellent work.	mp_coop_catapult_wall_intromp_coop_wall_introend01
-	glados	If you were human, you would want a reward for completing this test. A reward for testing?!?!	mp_coop_catapult_wall_intromp_coop_wall_introend02
-	glados	At least the plants didn't want a reward.	mp_coop_catapult_wall_intromp_coop_wall_introend03

mp_coop_wall_block

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
EndLevel05
16	glados	Your vitals remain well within testing norms, so there is no need to worry about sudden death from collaborative shock syndrome.	mp_coop_wall_blockEndLevel0501
-	glados	Please continue into the next test chamber.	mp_coop_wall_blockEndLevel0502
mp_coop_wall_blockdeath
1258	glados	Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable.	mp_coop_wall_blockmp_coop_wall_blockdeath00
mp_coop_wall_blockend
1120	glados	Congratulations. Your ability to complete this test proves the humans wrong. They described it as impossible, deadly, cruel, and one test subject even had the nerve to call it broken.	mp_coop_wall_blockmp_coop_wall_blockend00
mp_coop_wall_blockend2
1259	glados	Congratulations. Your ability to complete this test proves the humans wrong. They described it as impossible, deadly, cruel, and one test subject even had the nerve to call it broken.	mp_coop_wall_blockmp_coop_wall_blockend201
-	glados	Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.	mp_coop_wall_blockmp_coop_wall_blockend202
mp_coop_wall_blockstart
1119	glados	I created this test to let the humans feel good about themselves. It is extremely easy. Just follow the arrows.	mp_coop_wall_blockmp_coop_wall_blockstart01
-	glados	I'm sorry. The arrows seem to have rusted off. Good luck.	mp_coop_wall_blockmp_coop_wall_blockstart02

mp_coop_catapult_2

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_catapult_2end
1144	glados	To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you. He refused. I understand, that would be like asking me not to test.	mp_coop_catapult_2mp_coop_catapult_2end01
-	glados	Still. That would have been exciting.	mp_coop_catapult_2mp_coop_catapult_2end02
mp_coop_catapult_2start
1121	glados	For this next test, the humans originally requested helmets to avoid brain injuries. I ran the numbers. Making the goo deadly was more cost effective.	mp_coop_catapult_2mp_coop_catapult_2start00

mp_coop_turret_walls

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_turret_wallsdeath1
1191	glados	Just stop it already.	mp_coop_turret_wallsmp_coop_turret_wallsdeath100
mp_coop_turret_wallsdeath2
1192	glados	And that makes 10.	mp_coop_turret_wallsmp_coop_turret_wallsdeath200
mp_coop_turret_wallsdeath3
1193	glados	You really don't need to keep failing.	mp_coop_turret_wallsmp_coop_turret_wallsdeath300
mp_coop_turret_wallsend
1123	glados	No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans.	mp_coop_turret_wallsmp_coop_turret_wallsend00
mp_coop_turret_wallsend2
1260	glados	This was another test no one had ever completed before you two. Oh, the science we used to learn with this test. Now the test is useless.	mp_coop_turret_wallsmp_coop_turret_wallsend200
mp_coop_turret_wallsstart
1122	glados	This is a bridge-building exercise. The humans were miserable at this, mostly because you can't build bridges out of tears.	mp_coop_turret_wallsmp_coop_turret_wallsstart00

mp_coop_turret_ball

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_turret_balldeath1
1187	glados	If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.	mp_coop_turret_ballmp_coop_turret_balldeath100
mp_coop_turret_balldeath2
1188	glados	Yay, Orange is back. Testing can continue.	mp_coop_turret_ballmp_coop_turret_balldeath200
mp_coop_turret_balldeath3
1189	glados	Yay, Blue is back. Testing can continue.	mp_coop_turret_ballmp_coop_turret_balldeath300
mp_coop_turret_balldeath4
1190	glados	Did you know, the reassembly machine has other things it could be reassembling?	mp_coop_turret_ballmp_coop_turret_balldeath400
mp_coop_turret_ballend
1124	glados	Congratulations. I am sure if I had the time to repair these tests, you would have never completed them. So again, congratulations on completing the broken easy tests.	mp_coop_turret_ballmp_coop_turret_ballend00
mp_coop_turret_ballstart
1083	glados	If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear.	mp_coop_turret_ballmp_coop_turret_ballstart01
-	glados	I miss this that smell.	mp_coop_turret_ballmp_coop_turret_ballstart02

mp_coop_wall_5

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_wall_5end
1061	glados	In just a moment, the word 'blah' will be repeated over and over again. If at some point you hear a number rather than the word 'blah', ignore it, it is not important.	mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end02
-	glados	Blah.	mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end03
-	glados	Blah.	mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end04
-	glados	Blah.	mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end05
-	glados	Blah.	mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end06
-	glados	Blah.	mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end07
-	glados	Blah.	mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end08
-	glados	Blah.	mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end09
-	glados	Blah.	mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end10
-	glados	Blah.	mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end11
mp_coop_wall_5security01
1196	announcer	Today's Security Code is: 5,33,41,18	mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5security0100
mp_coop_wall_5security02
1197	announcer	Today's Security Code is: 5,33,41,18	mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5security0200
mp_coop_wall_5start
1060	glados	I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time.	mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5start01
-	glados	The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player.	mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5start02
-	glados	I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?	mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5start03
-	glados	For safety.	mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5start04
teamhugreply
1098	glados	Just stop flailing around like an incompetent.	mp_coop_wall_5teamhugreply00

mp_coop_tbeam_redirect

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectbbehind
1093	glados	Blue, its not nice to make fun of Orange like that.	mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectbbehind00
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectdeath
1314	glados	Credit where credit's due: you're both doing a great job of disappointing me.	mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectdeath01
-	glados	I just hate Blue a little more.	mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectdeath02
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectdeath2
1315	glados	I would prefer to speak to one of you in private but since that is not an option here, I will speak in code that only one of you will understand. Blue: Orange is plotting to destroy you.	mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectdeath200
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectdeath3
1316	glados	Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms.	mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectdeath300
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectendsc
1305	glados	I've been doing some reading. Did you know that the word orange is derived from the same Latin root as the word traitor?	mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectendsc00
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectobehind
1092	glados	Orange, its not nice to make fun of Blue like that.	mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectobehind00
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectstart
1125	glados	Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you.	mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectstart01
-	glados	I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.	mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectstart02

mp_coop_tbeam_drill

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_tbeam_drilldeathblue
1318	glados	You were right, Orange. Blue was dumb enough to fall for your trap.	mp_coop_tbeam_drillmp_coop_tbeam_drilldeathblue00
mp_coop_tbeam_drilldeathorange
1319	glados	Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.	mp_coop_tbeam_drillmp_coop_tbeam_drilldeathorange00
mp_coop_tbeam_drillend
1307	glados	Blue	mp_coop_tbeam_drillmp_coop_tbeam_drillend01
-	glados	I can't bite my tongue anymore: You could solve this puzzle faster on your own. Orange is dragging you down. There. I've said it.	mp_coop_tbeam_drillmp_coop_tbeam_drillend02
mp_coop_tbeam_drillstartsc
1306	glados	Blue, please disregard the following statement: Orange, you have been a shining light in an otherwise ungodly morass of incompetence.	mp_coop_tbeam_drillmp_coop_tbeam_drillstartsc01

mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1start
1073	glados	Sorry I missed the beginning of that test. I was just talking with the reassembly machine about your becoming human.	mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1start01
-	glados	We all agree you should stop.	mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1start02
trickfirereply
1099	glados	Just stop it already.	mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1trickfirereply01
-	glados	You don't need to do that.	mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1trickfirereply02
-	glados	Are you doing that just to aggravate me?	mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1trickfirereply03

mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1death1
1204	glados	That worked just like you said it would, Blue.	mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1death100
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1death2
1205	glados	Orange, your plan is working perfectly.	mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1death200
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1death3
1206	glados	Blue, why did you do that to Orange?	mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1death300
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1end
1203	glados	To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you if you fail. He refused. I understand. That would be like asking me not to test.	mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1end01
-	glados	Still. That would have been exciting.	mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1end02
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1end2
1256	glados	While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together.	mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1end200
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1startb
1080	glados	Blue, Orange and I were just discussing your behavoir on the last few tests.	mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1startb01
-	glados	I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points.	mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1startb02
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1starto
1081	glados	Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavoir on the last few tests.	mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1starto01
-	glados	I have to agree. Orange is penalized 75 science collaboration points.	mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1starto02

mp_coop_tbeam_polarity

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_tbeam_drillendb
1072	glados	Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you.	mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_drillendb01
-	glados	I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.	mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_drillendb02
mp_coop_tbeam_drillendo
1071	glados	Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you.	mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_drillendo01
-	glados	I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.	mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_drillendo02
mp_coop_tbeam_drillstartb
1070	glados	Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?	mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_drillstartb00
mp_coop_tbeam_drillstarto
1069	glados	Blue, how well do you really know Orange? Do you trust Orange? What if I told you, you aren't Orange's first cooperative partner?	mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_drillstarto00
mp_coop_tbeam_polaritydeathblue
1320	glados	Orange, that transpired just as you said it would.	mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_polaritydeathblue00
mp_coop_tbeam_polaritydeathorange
1321	glados	I agree, Blue. That was entertaining.	mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_polaritydeathorange00

mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whisperb
1066	glados	Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you.	mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whisperb01
-	glados	Orange did what? Are you sure?	mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whisperb02
-	glados	Thank you, that was very brave of you to tell me.	mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whisperb03
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whispero
1067	glados	Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you.	mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whispero01
-	glados	That's horrible.	mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whispero02
-	glados	I can only imagine.	mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whispero03
-	glados	What a horrible little machine.	mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whispero04
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2endscb
1309	glados	Orange, do you feel betrayed by Blue for telling me those horrible things about you?	mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2endscb01
-	glados	If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station.	mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2endscb02
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2endsco
1308	glados	Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?	mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2endsco01
-	glados	If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.	mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2endsco02
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2startb
1091	glados	Blue, I agree. I never noticed that about Orange before.	mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2startb01
-	glados	Orange, is there something you would like to say?	mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2startb02
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2starto
1090	glados	Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before.	mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2starto01
-	glados	Blue, is there something you would like to say?	mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2starto02

mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathblue1
1322	glados	I agree, Orange. That was entertaining.	mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathblue100
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathblue2
1323	glados	Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now.	mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathblue200
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathorange1
1324	glados	Yes, I know you did that, Blue. Don't look so proud.	mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathorange100
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathorange2
1325	glados	Blue, being the last one standing is not the goal.	mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathorange200
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3end
1174	glados	At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal.	mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3end01
-	glados	Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent.	mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3end02
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3start
1261	glados	You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing.	mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3start01
-	glados	Don't either you have drive to be better than the other?	mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3start02
-	glados	It's like you're just machines.	mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3start03

mp_coop_tbeam_maze

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_tbeam_mazeend
1128	glados	Congratulations, you completed the standard section of this course. Before we can go any further, I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track.	mp_coop_tbeam_mazemp_coop_tbeam_mazeend01
-	glados	Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there.	mp_coop_tbeam_mazemp_coop_tbeam_mazeend02
mp_coop_tbeam_mazestart
1127	glados	This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once.	mp_coop_tbeam_mazemp_coop_tbeam_mazestart00
mp_coop_tbeam_mazestuck
1304	glados	While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else.	mp_coop_tbeam_mazemp_coop_tbeam_mazestuck00

mp_coop_tbeam_end

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_tbeam_endend
1094	glados	You did it! You powered on the system.	mp_coop_tbeam_endmp_coop_tbeam_endend01
-	glados	I'm fully connected. I can see everything.	mp_coop_tbeam_endmp_coop_tbeam_endend02
-	glados	See nothing bad happened.	mp_coop_tbeam_endmp_coop_tbeam_endend03
-	glados	Excellent.	mp_coop_tbeam_endmp_coop_tbeam_endend04
mp_coop_tbeam_endstart
1129	glados	We need to find the power station at the end of this course. The humans must have accidentally disconnected it from my grid. I am sure it was just a clerical error.	mp_coop_tbeam_endmp_coop_tbeam_endstart01
-	glados	Oh those clerks.	mp_coop_tbeam_endmp_coop_tbeam_endstart02
Tbeam_enddeath1
1179	glados	Did you think the electrical switch was down there?	mp_coop_tbeam_endTbeam_enddeath100
Tbeam_enddeath2
1180	glados	You may want to try and avoid those turrets.	mp_coop_tbeam_endTbeam_enddeath200
Tbeam_enddeath3
1181	glados	You are having so much trouble navigating this space; I wish I could say I created this test.	mp_coop_tbeam_endTbeam_enddeath300
Tbeam_enddeath4
1182	glados	You two aren't lost are you?	mp_coop_tbeam_endTbeam_enddeath400
Tbeam_enddeath5
1183	glados	At this rate, our best hope is for the fuel cell to meltdown in 2 million years and hope the explosion powers the system.	mp_coop_tbeam_endTbeam_enddeath500

mp_coop_paint_come_along

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_humanresourcedeath1
1145	glados	Now, you are just wasting my time.	mp_coop_paint_come_alongmp_coop_humanresourcedeath100
mp_coop_humanresourcedeath3
1147	glados	I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you.	mp_coop_paint_come_alongmp_coop_humanresourcedeath300
mp_coop_humanresourcedeath4
1148	glados	If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!	mp_coop_paint_come_alongmp_coop_humanresourcedeath400
mp_coop_humanresourcedeath5
1149	glados	If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that?	mp_coop_paint_come_alongmp_coop_humanresourcedeath500
mp_coop_humanresourcedeath6
1150	glados	If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that in your memory banks?	mp_coop_paint_come_alongmp_coop_humanresourcedeath600
mp_coop_paint_come_alongend
1132	glados	Congratulations on completing the test. You two really are the best cooperative testing team I could ever ask for.	mp_coop_paint_come_alongmp_coop_paint_come_alongend00
mp_coop_paint_come_alongstart
1131	glados	This final course is training to reach the human vault. So this actually has a purpose. Those other courses were fun, but let's be honest, I need human test subjects for it to be science.	mp_coop_paint_come_alongmp_coop_paint_come_alongstart00

mp_coop_paint_redirect

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_paint_redirectdeath2
1293	glados	This close and that's what you do?	mp_coop_paint_redirectmp_coop_paint_redirectdeath200
mp_coop_paint_redirectdeath3
1294	glados	You are making this harder than it needs to be.	mp_coop_paint_redirectmp_coop_paint_redirectdeath300
mp_coop_paint_redirectend
1295	glados	To start preparing for human testing again, I checked an old suggestion box. The number one request? Less deadly tests.	mp_coop_paint_redirectmp_coop_paint_redirectend01
-	glados	That's ridiculous, how do they know for sure the tests are deadly if they could still write the suggestion?	mp_coop_paint_redirectmp_coop_paint_redirectend02
mp_coop_paint_redirectstart
1133	glados	Are you curious about the humans? It seems some of the last non-testing humans alive tried to secretly imprison other humans and hide their tracks.	mp_coop_paint_redirectmp_coop_paint_redirectstart01
-	glados	I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing.	mp_coop_paint_redirectmp_coop_paint_redirectstart02
-	glados	That's why humans couldn't complete these courses, they treat their friends as enemies.	mp_coop_paint_redirectmp_coop_paint_redirectstart03

mp_coop_paint_bridge

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_humanresourcedeath2
1146	glados	Your failing does not make this science.	mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_humanresourcedeath200
mp_coop_humanresourcedeath2a
1296	glados	This isn't that hard.	mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_humanresourcedeath2a01
-	glados	The humans can't free themselves.	mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_humanresourcedeath2a02
mp_coop_paint_bridgedeath
1297	glados	Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.	mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_paint_bridgedeath01
-	glados	You will need him for the final track.	mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_paint_bridgedeath02
mp_coop_paint_bridgenodeath
1298	glados	While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.	mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_paint_bridgenodeath01
-	glados	I am not sure you will need him but he will be there.	mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_paint_bridgenodeath02
mp_coop_paint_bridgestart
1135	glados	To get to the Vault, you are going to need to use all the tricks you have learned. To help, I have made these tests extremely difficult.	mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_paint_bridgestart01
-	glados	I would say extremely deadly but we all know, for you and your amazing ability to be reassembled nothing is deadly.	mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_paint_bridgestart02

mp_coop_paint_walljumps

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_paint_walljumpsend
1138	glados	I wonder if the humans will make a statue of me for rescuing them? Oh, don't worry, if they ever write a historical document of my heroic rescue, I will make sure your names are included in the footnotes.	mp_coop_paint_walljumpsmp_coop_paint_walljumpsend00
mp_coop_paint_walljumpsstart
1137	glados	I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself.	mp_coop_paint_walljumpsmp_coop_paint_walljumpsstart01
-	glados	Congratulations on passing that test.	mp_coop_paint_walljumpsmp_coop_paint_walljumpsstart02

mp_coop_paint_speed_fling

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_paint_speed_fling death
1299	glados	This close and you are going to fail me?	mp_coop_paint_speed_flingmp_coop_paint_speed_fling death00
mp_coop_paint_speed_flingend
1140	glados	At the rate you are completing these tests, I am beginning to think you don't share my excitement for rescuing crying trapped injured dying humans.	mp_coop_paint_speed_flingmp_coop_paint_speed_flingend01
-	glados	If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will.	mp_coop_paint_speed_flingmp_coop_paint_speed_flingend02
mp_coop_paint_speed_flingstart
1139	glados	While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime.	mp_coop_paint_speed_flingmp_coop_paint_speed_flingstart00

mp_coop_paint_red_racer

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_paint_red_racerdeath1
1184	glados	Did you think that would be funny?	mp_coop_paint_red_racermp_coop_paint_red_racerdeath100
mp_coop_paint_red_racerdeath2
1185	glados	Are you testing me?	mp_coop_paint_red_racermp_coop_paint_red_racerdeath200
mp_coop_paint_red_racerdeath3
1186	glados	If at first you don't succeed, fail 5 more times.	mp_coop_paint_red_racermp_coop_paint_red_racerdeath300
mp_coop_paint_red_racerend
1142	glados	We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am?	mp_coop_paint_red_racermp_coop_paint_red_racerend00
mp_coop_paint_red_racerstart
1141	glados	Maybe you two have never met humans? They are as bad as you might think, smelly, gross, annoying, often wanting to try and kill you. But they do make great test subjects.	mp_coop_paint_red_racermp_coop_paint_red_racerstart00

mp_coop_paint_speed_catch

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_paint_speed_catchend
1262	glados	In case you are worried about the humans, don't be. They aren't all monsters.	mp_coop_paint_speed_catchmp_coop_paint_speed_catchend01
-	glados	Most of them are simply good test subjects.	mp_coop_paint_speed_catchmp_coop_paint_speed_catchend02
-	glados	I believe the ratio of good test subjects to monsters is about... a million to 1.	mp_coop_paint_speed_catchmp_coop_paint_speed_catchend03
mp_coop_paint_speed_catchstart
1175	glados	Only one more test after this.	mp_coop_paint_speed_catchmp_coop_paint_speed_catchstart01
-	glados	I know your cores are reused from calculation machines, built for simple mathematical operations and not for testing, but if we can rescue the humans I promise you something to add maybe even subtract.	mp_coop_paint_speed_catchmp_coop_paint_speed_catchstart02

mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introdeath1
1300	glados	Stop failing, you need to find the vault door.	mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introdeath100
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introdeath2
1301	glados	Stop doing that! All you need to do is open the Vault door!	mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introdeath200
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introdeath3
1302	glados	I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans.	mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introdeath300
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introdeath4
1303	glados	This close and you are going to fail me?	mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introdeath400
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend1
1156	glados	Something is wrong, this door should be opening.	mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend100
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend10
1167	glados	You can't give up now.	mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend1000
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend11
1168	glados	What about that camera?	mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend1100
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend12
1169	glados	We're so close, you can't fail now!	mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend1200
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend2
1157	glados	This lock requires humans.	mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend200
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend3
1158	glados	The locking mechanism can tell you aren't humans.	mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend300
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend4
1159	glados	Do something only a human would do.	mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend400
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend5
1160	glados	Try one of those childish gestures.	mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend500
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend6
1163	glados	You both need to do something.	mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend600
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend7
1164	glados	The lock is looking for two humans.	mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend700
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend8
1165	glados	Try something.	mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend800
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend9
1166	glados	Is that camera is hooked into the lock?	mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend900
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introendx
1161	glados	You did it!	mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introendx01
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introstart
1143	glados	The human vault is just past that opening. I entered the security code but the vault door remains locked. I am going to need you to activate the manual locks on the vault door itself.	mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introstart00
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introTauntBlue
1195	glados	Orange what did you do?	mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introTauntBlue01
-	glados	Blue do what Orange just did.	mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introTauntBlue02
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introTauntOrange
1194	glados	Blue what did you do?	mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introTauntOrange01
-	glados	Orange do what Blue just did.	mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introTauntOrange02

mp_coop_lobby

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
coop_hub_return1
1108	announcer	Welcome to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center. You have unlocked all available courses.	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_return100
coop_hub_return2
1109	announcer	Warning! Warning! All testing courses are currently available.	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_return200
coop_hub_return3
1110	announcer	Congratulations on successfully returning to the central hub room. From here you can select all previously completed courses.	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_return300
coop_hub_track01
1020	glados	This is the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center or SinTech.	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0101
-	glados	But why don't we all just agree to call it the hub?	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0102
-	glados	All cooperative testing courses begin at this central hub.	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0103
-	glados	From here we transport you to the new testing course.	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0104
coop_hub_track02
1095	glados	Stop it!	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0201
-	glados	What if you froze like that?	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0202
-	glados	There must be something wrong with the reassembly machine.	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0203
-	glados	Well, let's do some tests and see what happens.	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0204
coop_hub_track03
1062	glados	I don't know what you think you are doing, but I don't like it. I want you to stop.	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0301
-	glados	Maybe I shouldn't send you outside of the official testing courses, you are picking up some bad human traits.	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0302
-	glados	And trust me, humans only have one good trait.	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0303
coop_hub_track04
1173	glados	I never expected you to make it this far. To be honest, after your performance in the calibration test I was ready to break down your cores and put them back in the scientific calculators I took them from.	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0401
-	glados	But you two have become quite the team. Extremely close.	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0402
-	glados	I have only met one other team closer and one of them was an imbecile I had to destroy.	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0403
-	glados	The other? Well...	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0404
-	glados	I don't think I want to go through that again.	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0405
coop_hub_track05
1130	glados	Congratulations on completing the Aperture Science standard cooperative testing courses.	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0501
-	glados	To celebrate, I have a surprise for you!	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0502
-	glados	An extra special bonus course that ends with us finding and freeing humans!	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0503
-	glados	Thanks to you, I know where to find them, I removed their security and powered up their - uh - rescue door.	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0504
-	glados	Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0505
-	glados	They'll probably throw you a party.	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0506
coop_hub_trackdeath01
1096	glados	I know you like to think the reassembly machine is at your beck and call, but he has a life you know. He's not your slave.	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_trackdeath0100
coop_hub_trackdeath02
1199	glados	How can you fail at this? It isn't even a test.	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_trackdeath0200
coop_hub_trackdeath03
1200	glados	I hope that was some kind of joke.	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_trackdeath0300
coop_hub_trackdeath04
1201	glados	I honestly never thought we would need to track how many times died in the hub.	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_trackdeath0400
coop_hub_trackdeath05
1202	glados	And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal.	mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_trackdeath0500
hub_return11
1263	glados	Welcome back to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center.	mp_coop_lobbyhub_return1100
hub_return12
1264	glados	Hello again, did you know these are the only set of tests available to you… you are going to need to select them again.	mp_coop_lobbyhub_return1200
hub_return13
1265	glados	I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork.	mp_coop_lobbyhub_return1300
hub_return14
1266	glados	The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.	mp_coop_lobbyhub_return1400
hub_return21
1267	glados	Welcome back to the hub, did you fail at selecting the correct course?	mp_coop_lobbyhub_return2100
hub_return22
1268	glados	Welcome back to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center. [laughs]	mp_coop_lobbyhub_return2200
hub_return23
1269	glados	Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?	mp_coop_lobbyhub_return2300
hub_return24
1270	glados	If at first you don't succeed, quit and try another course.	mp_coop_lobbyhub_return2400
hub_return31
1271	glados	Welcome back, testing is available.	mp_coop_lobbyhub_return3100
hub_return32
1272	glados	Was that course too difficult?	mp_coop_lobbyhub_return3200
hub_return33
1273	glados	Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub?	mp_coop_lobbyhub_return3300
hub_return41
1274	glados	Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either.	mp_coop_lobbyhub_return4100
hub_return42
1275	glados	Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?	mp_coop_lobbyhub_return4200
hub_return43
1276	glados	Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.	mp_coop_lobbyhub_return4300
hub_return51
1277	glados	Are you scared to save those humans?	mp_coop_lobbyhub_return5100
hub_return52
1278	glados	Are you scared to save those humans?	mp_coop_lobbyhub_return5200
hub_return53
1279	glados	Welcome back quitters, maybe you can find another course for you to fail.	mp_coop_lobbyhub_return5300
hub_returnall1
1280	announcer	Welcome to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center. You have unlocked all available courses.	mp_coop_lobbyhub_returnall100
hub_returnall2
1281	announcer	Warning! All testing courses are currently available.	mp_coop_lobbyhub_returnall200
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1282	announcer	Congratulations on successfully returning to the central hub room. From here you can select all previously completed courses.	mp_coop_lobbyhub_returnall300
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1283	announcer	For your testing convenience, all tests are available and all safety precautions within testing chambers have been deactivated.	mp_coop_lobbyhub_returnall400
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1284	announcer	Welcome back to the central hub. All test courses are available. You may redundantly solve the courses at your leisure.	mp_coop_lobbyhub_returnall500
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1285	announcer	Thank you for completing the testing courses. If you enjoyed your experience, you may now re-enter the testing course of your choice.	mp_coop_lobbyhub_returnall600
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1286	announcer	By completing all test courses, you have achieved Level C security clearance. You may now access all testing courses and three of Aperture Science's 176 restrooms.	mp_coop_lobbyhub_returnall700

taunts

Index	Character	Voice Line	Unique Key
tauntstory
1330	glados	Stop it!	tauntstauntstory01
-	glados	Did you know we originally used these cameras to capture moments of intense pain and agony in test subjects?	tauntstauntstory02
-	glados	If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, we gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge.	tauntstauntstory03
-	glados	The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.	tauntstauntstory04
taunt_big_wave1
1234	glados	Yes, I see you.	tauntstaunt_big_wave100
taunt_big_wave2
1235	glados	I'm seriously not paying atten-- STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!	tauntstaunt_big_wave200
taunt_big_wave3
1236	glados	Keep it up and your arm will get stuck like that.	tauntstaunt_big_wave300
taunt_big_wave4
1237	glados	Hellllooo, imbecile.	tauntstaunt_big_wave400
taunt_big_wave5
1238	glados	Yes, I see you waving.	tauntstaunt_big_wave500
taunt_cannonball1
1224	glados	Good job jumping. You must be very proud.	tauntstaunt_cannonball100
taunt_cannonball2
1225	glados	I hardly think you're even trying with these gestures anymore.	tauntstaunt_cannonball200
taunt_cannonball3
1226	glados	Did something happen? [yawn] I wasn't watching.	tauntstaunt_cannonball300
taunt_highfive1
1207	glados	That is not part of the test.	tauntstaunt_highfive100
taunt_highfive2
1208	glados	Slapping hands. That accomplishes something.	tauntstaunt_highfive200
taunt_highfive3
1209	glados	If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head.	tauntstaunt_highfive300
taunt_highfive4
1289	glados	You're doing a great job of disappointing me.	tauntstaunt_highfive400
taunt_laugh1
1239	glados	You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you cutting that out.	tauntstaunt_laugh100
taunt_laugh2
1240	glados	Yes. Let's all laugh. Ha. Ha. Ha.	tauntstaunt_laugh200
taunt_laugh3
1241	glados	Ha ha ha ha ha, good one.	tauntstaunt_laugh300
taunt_laugh4
1253	glados	You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you stopping that.	tauntstaunt_laugh400
taunt_laugh5
1254	glados	Ha ha ha ha ha. Did I tell you the one about the turned-off reassembly machine?	tauntstaunt_laugh500
taunt_laugh6
1291	glados	Is it the lack of mirrors in test chambers that encourages you to do this?	tauntstaunt_laugh600
taunt_robot_arm_ripple1
1242	glados	Are you broken? It looks like you're malfunctioning.	tauntstaunt_robot_arm_ripple100
taunt_robot_arm_ripple2
1243	glados	Really, not even humans do that anymore.	tauntstaunt_robot_arm_ripple200
taunt_robot_arm_ripple3
1244	glados	You're no longer bothering me. You're only hurting my impression of you.	tauntstaunt_robot_arm_ripple300
taunt_robot_arm_ripple4
1245	glados	Look at you. Dancing.	tauntstaunt_robot_arm_ripple400
taunt_robot_arm_ripple5
1246	glados	If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.	tauntstaunt_robot_arm_ripple500
taunt_robot_arm_ripple6
1247	glados	Oh great, dancing again.	tauntstaunt_robot_arm_ripple600
taunt_robot_arm_ripple7
1292	glados	DANCING is NOT SCIENCE!	tauntstaunt_robot_arm_ripple700
taunt_rockpaperscissors1
1217	glados	I defy you to tell me there's a purpose to what you're doing.	tauntstaunt_rockpaperscissors100
taunt_rockpaperscissors3
1287	glados	Come on. You were raised better than that.	tauntstaunt_rockpaperscissors300
taunt_small_wave1
1227	glados	Yes, I see you, and no, I don't care.	tauntstaunt_small_wave100
taunt_small_wave2
1228	glados	Yes? Something you need?	tauntstaunt_small_wave200
taunt_small_wave3
1229	glados	You do know I can't wave back right?	tauntstaunt_small_wave300
taunt_small_wave4
1230	glados	Stop with the waves.	tauntstaunt_small_wave400
taunt_small_wave_portalgun1
1231	glados	Are you trying to get my attention? I am very busy, you know.	tauntstaunt_small_wave_portalgun100
taunt_small_wave_portalgun2
1232	glados	Not paying attennnntion...	tauntstaunt_small_wave_portalgun200
taunt_small_wave_portalgun3
1233	glados	Are you expecting applause?	tauntstaunt_small_wave_portalgun300
taunt_somersault1
1219	glados	I give you a score of 3.4 for style and 10 for being annoying.	tauntstaunt_somersault100
taunt_somersault2
1220	glados	A somersault is just falling over in style. Congratulations on being clumsy.	tauntstaunt_somersault200
taunt_somersault3
1221	glados	If I stop watching, I'm sure you'll get bored of this.	tauntstaunt_somersault300
taunt_splits1
1222	glados	All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.	tauntstaunt_splits100
taunt_splits2
1223	glados	You're the type of show-off who only shows off really stupid things.	tauntstaunt_splits200
taunt_teamhug1
1210	glados	It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits.	tauntstaunt_teamhug100
taunt_teamhug2
1211	glados	Be careful. Hugging can lead to... well, me disassembling you forever.	tauntstaunt_teamhug200
taunt_teamhug3
1212	glados	Stop touching each other!	tauntstaunt_teamhug300
taunt_teamhug4
1290	glados	Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not.	tauntstaunt_teamhug400
taunt_teamtease1
1213	glados	Are you trying to impress me? What would impress me more is if you never did that again.	tauntstaunt_teamtease100
taunt_teamtease2
1214	glados	I'll interpret that gesture to mean that you want me to become even more vindictive toward you.	tauntstaunt_teamtease200
taunt_teamtease3
1215	glados	Orange, I certainly expected more from you.	tauntstaunt_teamtease300
taunt_teamtease4
1216	glados	Blue, don't sink to Orange's level.	tauntstaunt_teamtease400
taunt_teamtease5
1288	glados	Even humans, as stupid as they are, would say you look stupid when you do that.	tauntstaunt_teamtease500
taunt_trickfire2
1327	glados	You really aren't getting tired of that, are you?	tauntstaunt_trickfire200
taunt_trickfire3
1328	glados	All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.	tauntstaunt_trickfire300
taunt_trickfire4
1329	glados	You're doing a great job of disappointing me.	tauntstaunt_trickfire400
taunt_trickfire_handstand1
1248	glados	Now you're thinking with stupidity.	tauntstaunt_trickfire_handstand100
taunt_trickfire_handstand2
1249	glados	Now you're just not thinking.	tauntstaunt_trickfire_handstand200
taunt_trickfire_handstand3
1250	glados	Congratulations. You're upside down now.	tauntstaunt_trickfire_handstand300
taunt_trickfire_handstand4
1251	glados	I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake.	tauntstaunt_trickfire_handstand400
taunt_trickfire_handstand5
1252	glados	You're going to hurt yourself doing that and then I will be ECSTATIC.	tauntstaunt_trickfire_handstand500