Valve Time Tracker

This page contains material that is kept because it is considered humorous.
Such material may not necessarily be meant to be taken seriously.

This page is for tracking projects which have been given Valve Times but have yet to establish their Actual Time equivalents.

Project	Given Valve Time(s)
TF2 class updates on the Xbox 360	"Before the end of 2008." Valve have now said they can't due to memory limitations on the 360. Both consoles port of TF2 no longer receives any updates.
Half-Life 2: Episode Three	Christmas of 2007 August 25th, 2017 (as script) (Archived, removed in 2022) Unlikely now to come out following Half-Life: Alyx's ending
TF2 Comics	Bi-monthly, later joked as annual. "Coming soon" Last updated: January 10, 2017
Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Custom HUD	Yes, we’ve temporarily locked down custom huds/menus (August 2013)
Video playback for mobile	"release in the next few months." (March 31, 2017)
Move to larger office	First planned: May 2017 Delayed in January 2017 to July 22, 2017; In July 2017 delayed to September 2017 ^[1]
A "big surprise" that folks may be keen to learn about, said to be a "blast from the past". Note:Not confirmed to be related to Valve	Later in 2020 Months later stated that it still "remains in the Future"

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