Valve Time

Valve Time	Actual Time
Thursday	When it's done
In a few minutes	At 11:38AM the following morning
Tomorrow	At 10:00 Pacific
Coming tomorrow at 11AM	Coming tomorrow at 2PM
Today	Tonight at 11.59Pm
This week	Next week
This year 1 2	Next year 1 2
Next week	In 3 months
Q1	The third week of Q2
(This year's) holiday season	Fall of next year
Beginning in (next month)...	Beginning in the month after the stated one
Shortly	In the coming weeks (see below)
We're finishing this feature up now	We've just finished the concept and we'll start working on it in the coming weeks (see below)
In the coming weeks	In the upcoming months
In the upcoming months	Never
January or maybe even March	Late May
Look for it within the month	"just after" April 15th
"just after" April 15th	the week of April 20th
the week of April 20th	the week of April "29th"
Christmas of 2007	Coincident with the Rapture
Until the problem is fixed with an SDK update, use the following workaround:	In our next-next-next-gen engine (when everything but our tools are broke)
When it's done	A month or two after just to be sure
Coming soon	When Duke Nukem Forever goes gold (never)
Early next year	Late Summer of said year
Late Summer	Early November
Early November	Mid November
October 2nd	October 3rd
Monday	~~Monday-ish~~ Tuesday
Within About an Hour	5 Hours Later
Later this week	In 3 weeks
When we started working on TF2	When dinosaurs roamed the earth
A lil' later	Next week
Includes Source SDK November 17th, 2008	4 Dead Authoring Tools Beta Released May 15th, 2009

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