Valve Time

Valve Time	Actual Time
Thursday	When it's done
In a few minutes	At 11:38AM the following morning
Tomorrow	At 10:00 Pacific
Coming tomorrow at 11AM	Coming tomorrow at 2PM
Today	Tonight at 11.59Pm
This week	Next week
This year 1 2	Next year 1 2
We're wrapping things up...	2 Weeks
Next week	In 3 months
Q1	The third week of Q2
[This year's] holiday season	Fall of next year
Beginning in (next month)...	Beginning in the month after the stated one
Shortly	Sometime around next week (see above)
We're finishing this feature up now	We've just finished the concept and we'll start working on it in the coming weeks (see below)
In the coming weeks	In the upcoming months
January or maybe even March	Late May
In the upcoming months	Never
Look for it within the month	"just after" April 15
"just after" April 15	the week of April 20
the week of April 20	Next week
Until the problem is fixed with an SDK update, use the following workaround:	In our next-next-next-gen engine (when everything but our tools are broke)
When it's done	A month or two after just to be sure
Coming soon	When  Duke Nukem Forever goes gold
Early next year	Late Summer of said year
Late Summer 2008	November 2008
Eventually	By the next ice age
Some time in the future	When the sun expands into a red giant