User:Cowsfeelchicken
so i think im gonna invest my time into using a proven game engine for any further BatshitInsane productions, and the source engine seems like an obvious choice, given its proven to work and supports the full gamut of features inherent to this era of gaming.
i assume that all of you know how wiki works so im just gonna denote some spaces for free conversation and the like. before your first ever post, please sign into the guestbook under either under "fan" or "dev" depending on your interests. BatshitInsane welcomes any talent and is an equal opportunity collective. use the example format for your full name and username. once you have signed in, feel free to post in the designated areas. please don't delete other people's posts, or post outside of the appropriate region. its rude, inconsiderate, and you're just being an asshole. we will hunt you down and kill you with sharp sharp sticks. im totally cool with random monologues, diatribes, profanity, whatever, as long as its under the "random shit" section. as you no doubt can tell im not very good at clearly stating any form of legislature, so just use your noggin and we'll all get along fine.
so heres the guestbook.
GUESTBOOK
i'll use my name as an example for the format you should use.
Name -- username -- applying for developer position? -- if so what field?
1. Max Lauf -- Cowsfeelchicken -- N/A
2. Andy Harris -- GoatOnAPole -- N/A
DEVELOPERS heres the list of developers. dont post in here, this is for me.
-username -- division(s)
--Cowsfeelchicken --team leaders, creative concepts, artistic development
--GoatOnAPole --team leaders, creative concepts, voice talent
FAN.CLUB
none yet, but hopefully someone will like our shit.
ok now that thats all done with...
*PROJECTS!
Simon's Rock, the videogame.
Summary: so you were kicked out of catholic school for breaking into the snack bar, while under the influence of DRUGS, no less! after half a year of sitting on your ass you decide to get your shit together and go to college early, only to find out that its not the dreamland you had slavered all over your bong thinking about. the resident directors are hell bent on bringing you down, the head of student life has a vendetta of sorts against your friends, and theres a hoarde of goody-two-shoes who would be plenty tickled upon turning you in if you just gave them the chance. well, you got two options. you can just sit there and let them shove their fists where it hurts and wait for each and every one of your chums to be given the dreaded THIRD INFRACTION! or you can get up off your lazy pathetic ass, join a worthy faction and fight back. join an interactive virtual campus where your every action dynamically changes the setting, and almost every road is open to you. wanna sell some drugs? join the Sketchy Transactions and Deals Society! (STDS) sell more pot and get the whole campus hooked and everyone just might start playing hackey sack in birkenstocks and be content with playing the guitar or the bongos instead of studying. who knows? just be careful. student life doesn't take very kindly to people who interfere with the image of the school, you know, cause then no jewish american princesses will want to go there and subsequently they wont be able to build that new student center that noone really wanted anyways. what? who said that? certainly not i, thats the computer talking...
this game is not affiliated in any way shape of form with the fine institution of simons rock college of bard. it is a work of pure fiction, a satire, a parody