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mp_coop_start
BlueFirstToEnd
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Blue is awarded five points! |
8 |
mp_coop_startBlueFirstToEnd01
|
| glados |
Again, those are science collaboration points, which you should not confuse with points from competitions such as Who-Gets-To-Live-At-The-End-And-Who-Doesn’t. I mean basketball. |
None |
mp_coop_startBlueFirstToEnd02
|
BlueGetsGunFirst
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Blue is first to acquire a Portal Device. |
1 |
mp_coop_startBlueGetsGunFirst01
|
BlueGetsGunSecond
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Blue now has a Portal Device. Finally. |
3 |
mp_coop_startBlueGetsGunSecond01
|
BlueInterruptsRelaxationVault
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I’m sorry, Subject Blue. |
5 |
mp_coop_startBlueInterruptsRelaxationVault01
|
| glados |
Am I interrupting your important conversation? |
None |
mp_coop_startBlueInterruptsRelaxationVault02
|
| glados |
I’ll just save the safety information about the dangerous experiment you’re about to do for AFTER the experiment. |
None |
mp_coop_startBlueInterruptsRelaxationVault03
|
| glados |
That will give you PLENTY of time to chat. |
None |
mp_coop_startBlueInterruptsRelaxationVault04
|
| glados |
The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Blue is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One. |
None |
mp_coop_startBlueInterruptsRelaxationVault05
|
coop_boxcalibration
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Weighted Cubes callibrated. |
1006 |
mp_coop_startcoop_boxcalibration00
|
| glados |
No variances detected. |
None |
mp_coop_startcoop_boxcalibration01
|
| glados |
Did you know humans frown on weight variances? |
None |
mp_coop_startcoop_boxcalibration02
|
| glados |
If you want to upset a human, just say their weight variance is above or below the norm. |
None |
mp_coop_startcoop_boxcalibration03
|
coop_buttoncallibrationblue
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Calibrating Blue's weight... |
1004 |
mp_coop_startcoop_buttoncallibrationblue00
|
coop_buttoncallibrationorange
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Calibrating Orange's weight... |
1005 |
mp_coop_startcoop_buttoncallibrationorange00
|
| glados |
No variances detected. |
None |
mp_coop_startcoop_buttoncallibrationorange02
|
coop_callibrationcomplete1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Finally! I had almost given up hope of ever testing again. |
1007 |
mp_coop_startcoop_callibrationcomplete100
|
| glados |
You are the first robots to pass callibration. |
None |
mp_coop_startcoop_callibrationcomplete101
|
coop_ping_blue_success
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Good. |
32 |
mp_coop_startcoop_ping_blue_success00
|
| glados |
ORANGE, please observe your partner's favorite animal. |
None |
mp_coop_startcoop_ping_blue_success01
|
| glados |
Good. |
None |
mp_coop_startcoop_ping_blue_success02
|
coop_ping_intro_animal
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
The upcoming tests require you to work together as a team. |
30 |
mp_coop_startcoop_ping_intro_animal00
|
| glados |
To facilitate collaboration, both of you have been equipped with a ping tool. |
None |
mp_coop_startcoop_ping_intro_animal01
|
| glados |
BLUE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite animal. |
None |
mp_coop_startcoop_ping_intro_animal02
|
coop_ping_intro_blue_nag
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
BLUE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite animal. |
1331 |
mp_coop_startcoop_ping_intro_blue_nag01
|
coop_ping_intro_orange_nag
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
ORANGE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite element from the periodic table. |
1332 |
mp_coop_startcoop_ping_intro_orange_nag01
|
coop_ping_orange_start
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
ORANGE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite element from the periodic table. |
33 |
mp_coop_startcoop_ping_orange_start01
|
coop_ping_orange_success
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Really? Okay. |
34 |
mp_coop_startcoop_ping_orange_success02
|
| glados |
BLUE, please observe your partner's... interesting choice. |
None |
mp_coop_startcoop_ping_orange_success03
|
coop_portal_ping_intro
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Your ping tool can also be used to indicate to your partner where you would like them to place their portal. |
27 |
mp_coop_startcoop_portal_ping_intro00
|
| glados |
For the sake of this test, I will pretend to be your partner. |
None |
mp_coop_startcoop_portal_ping_intro01
|
| glados |
Using your ping tool, please indicate where you would like me to place your two portals. Ping each location. |
None |
mp_coop_startcoop_portal_ping_intro02
|
coop_pregun_pingnag1blue
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Blue |
1000 |
mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag1blue00
|
| glados |
I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface. |
None |
mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag1blue01
|
coop_pregun_pingnag1orange
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Orange |
1014 |
mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag1orange00
|
| glados |
I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface. |
None |
mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag1orange01
|
coop_pregun_pingnag2blue
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Blue |
1001 |
mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag2blue00
|
| glados |
Please ping a white portalable surface. |
None |
mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag2blue01
|
coop_pregun_pingnag2orange
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Orange |
1015 |
mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag2orange00
|
| glados |
Please ping a white portalable surface. |
None |
mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag2orange01
|
coop_results_1_01
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Now let's continue testing. |
50 |
mp_coop_startcoop_results_1_0100
|
coop_startboxcatch
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Nice catch, Orange. |
1023 |
mp_coop_startcoop_startboxcatch00
|
coop_starttwoportals
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Each portal gun may create two self-contained portals. |
1002 |
mp_coop_startcoop_starttwoportals00
|
| glados |
Please test your device by portaling to that ledge. |
None |
mp_coop_startcoop_starttwoportals01
|
mp_coop_startdeath01
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Don't worry. You can't die. They will just reassemble you. |
1084 |
mp_coop_startmp_coop_startdeath0100
|
mp_coop_startdeath02
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Did you do that on purpose? |
1085 |
mp_coop_startmp_coop_startdeath0200
|
mp_coop_startdeath03
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
It seems rather earlier to require reassembly. |
1086 |
mp_coop_startmp_coop_startdeath0300
|
mp_coop_startdeath04
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Oh... can someone reassemble Orange? |
1087 |
mp_coop_startmp_coop_startdeath0400
|
mp_coop_startdeath05
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Oh... can someone reassemble Blue? |
1088 |
mp_coop_startmp_coop_startdeath0500
|
mp_coop_startposttaunt
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Stop it! |
1064 |
mp_coop_startmp_coop_startposttaunt01
|
| glados |
Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that. |
None |
mp_coop_startmp_coop_startposttaunt02
|
| glados |
Now let's continue testing. |
None |
mp_coop_startmp_coop_startposttaunt03
|
OneBlah
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Blah. |
7 |
mp_coop_startOneBlah01
|
OrangeFirstToEnd
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Orange is awarded five points! |
9 |
mp_coop_startOrangeFirstToEnd01
|
| glados |
Again, those are science collaboration points, which you should not confuse with points from competitions such as Who-Gets-To-Live-At-The-End-And-Who-Doesn’t. I mean basketball. |
None |
mp_coop_startOrangeFirstToEnd02
|
OrangeGetsGunFirst
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Orange is first to acquire a Portal Device. |
2 |
mp_coop_startOrangeGetsGunFirst01
|
OrangeGetsGunSecond
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Orange now has a Portal Device. Finally. |
4 |
mp_coop_startOrangeGetsGunSecond01
|
OrangeInterruptsRelaxationVault
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I’m sorry, Subject Orange. |
6 |
mp_coop_startOrangeInterruptsRelaxationVault01
|
| glados |
Am I interrupting your important conversation? |
None |
mp_coop_startOrangeInterruptsRelaxationVault02
|
| glados |
I’ll just save the safety information about the dangerous experiment you’re about to do for AFTER the experiment. |
None |
mp_coop_startOrangeInterruptsRelaxationVault03
|
| glados |
That will give you PLENTY of time to chat. |
None |
mp_coop_startOrangeInterruptsRelaxationVault04
|
| glados |
The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Orange is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One. |
None |
mp_coop_startOrangeInterruptsRelaxationVault05
|
RelaxationVaultIntro
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. |
0 |
mp_coop_startRelaxationVaultIntro00
|
| glados |
Today, you will be testing with a partner. |
None |
mp_coop_startRelaxationVaultIntro01
|
| glados |
Please wave to your partner. |
None |
mp_coop_startRelaxationVaultIntro02
|
TTT2GO1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Really? You’re just going to blatantly cheat? |
11 |
mp_coop_startTTT2GO101
|
| glados |
All right. I’m bringing this farce to a close. |
None |
mp_coop_startTTT2GO102
|
| glados |
Game over. Back to testing. |
None |
mp_coop_startTTT2GO103
|
TTT2GO2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
All right. I’m going to bring this farce to a close before someone sustains a serious Tic-Tac-Toe-Two-related injury. |
12 |
mp_coop_startTTT2GO201
|
| glados |
Game over. Back to testing. |
None |
mp_coop_startTTT2GO202
|
TTT2Intro
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition. |
10 |
mp_coop_startTTT2Intro01
|
| glados |
You should both be familiar with the game of Tic-Tac-Toe. |
None |
mp_coop_startTTT2Intro02
|
| glados |
This is Tic-Tac-Toe-Two. |
None |
mp_coop_startTTT2Intro03
|
| glados |
As the name implies, there are only two minor differences: One, the board; two, the rules. |
None |
mp_coop_startTTT2Intro04
|
| glados |
Blue, you go first. |
None |
mp_coop_startTTT2Intro05
|
mp_coop_doors
coop_score_blue05
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Blue receives |
1012 |
mp_coop_doorscoop_score_blue0501
|
| glados |
five |
None |
mp_coop_doorscoop_score_blue0502
|
| glados |
science collaboration points. |
None |
mp_coop_doorscoop_score_blue0503
|
coop_score_orange05
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Orange receives |
1013 |
mp_coop_doorscoop_score_orange0501
|
| glados |
five |
None |
mp_coop_doorscoop_score_orange0502
|
| glados |
science collaboration points. |
None |
mp_coop_doorscoop_score_orange0503
|
mo_coop_doorsend
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Excellent. Although great science is always the result of collaboration, keep in mind that, like Albert Einstein and his cousin Terry, history will only remember one of you. |
1011 |
mp_coop_doorsmo_coop_doorsend00
|
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Hello again, this testing course was originally created for humans. |
54 |
mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_doorsstart01
|
| glados |
It emphasizes teamwork. |
None |
mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_doorsstart02
|
| glados |
Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork. |
None |
mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_doorsstart03
|
mp_coop_teamworkdeath1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
There you are, reassembled again. |
1151 |
mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_teamworkdeath100
|
mp_coop_teamworkdeath2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Without the consequence of death, is this even science? |
1152 |
mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_teamworkdeath200
|
mp_coop_teamworkdeath3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
With humans, I would have called that a successful test. |
1153 |
mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_teamworkdeath300
|
mp_coop_teamworkdeath4
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
How is this even science, without the possibility of death? |
1154 |
mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_teamworkdeath400
|
mp_coop_teamworkdeath5
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
How is this even science, without the consequence of death? |
1155 |
mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_teamworkdeath500
|
mp_coop_race_2
EndLevel07
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
It would compromise the test to divulge individual scores. However, I can tell you at least one of you is doing very, very well. |
18 |
mp_coop_race_2EndLevel0701
|
| glados |
Please continue into the next test chamber. |
None |
mp_coop_race_2EndLevel0702
|
mp_coop_race_2start
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points? |
1022 |
mp_coop_race_2mp_coop_race_2start01
|
| glados |
I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do. |
None |
mp_coop_race_2mp_coop_race_2start02
|
mp_coop_laser_2
coop_laser_2end
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other’s |
1016 |
mp_coop_laser_2coop_laser_2end00
|
coop_score_blue03
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Blue receives |
1024 |
mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_blue0301
|
| glados |
three |
None |
mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_blue0302
|
| glados |
science collaboration points. |
None |
mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_blue0303
|
coop_score_blue08
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Blue receives |
1026 |
mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_blue0801
|
| glados |
eight |
None |
mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_blue0802
|
| glados |
science collaboration points. |
None |
mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_blue0803
|
coop_score_orange03
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Orange receives |
1025 |
mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_orange0301
|
| glados |
three |
None |
mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_orange0302
|
| glados |
science collaboration points. |
None |
mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_orange0303
|
coop_score_orange08
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Orange receives |
1027 |
mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_orange0801
|
| glados |
eight |
None |
mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_orange0802
|
| glados |
science collaboration points. |
None |
mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_orange0803
|
EndLevel04
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Excellent. You’re both doing very well. |
15 |
mp_coop_laser_2EndLevel0401
|
| glados |
Please continue into the next test chamber. |
None |
mp_coop_laser_2EndLevel0402
|
mp_coop_laserkill
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
What are you doing? YOU MONSTER! They're one of us. |
1028 |
mp_coop_laser_2mp_coop_laserkill01
|
| glados |
I'm kidding. |
None |
mp_coop_laser_2mp_coop_laserkill02
|
| glados |
Destroying them is part of the test. They are no more important to you than you are to me. |
None |
mp_coop_laser_2mp_coop_laserkill03
|
mp_coop_laser_2taunt
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Stop it! |
1065 |
mp_coop_laser_2mp_coop_laser_2taunt01
|
| glados |
Is it fun when you degrade yourselves like that? |
None |
mp_coop_laser_2mp_coop_laser_2taunt02
|
mp_coop_rat_maze
mp_coop_blue_penalized_4
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Blue is penalized |
1038 |
mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_blue_penalized_401
|
| glados |
four |
None |
mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_blue_penalized_402
|
| glados |
science collaboration points. |
None |
mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_blue_penalized_403
|
mp_coop_laser_2endblue
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
While it may appear that I am only tracking your accomplishments using science collaboration points, the truth is every aspect of your performance will be reflected in your final score. |
1036 |
mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_laser_2endblue01
|
| glados |
For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points. |
None |
mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_laser_2endblue03
|
mp_coop_laser_2endorange
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
While it may appear that I am only tracking your accomplishments using science collaboration points, the truth is every aspect of your performance will be reflected in your final score. |
1037 |
mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_laser_2endorange01
|
| glados |
For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points. |
None |
mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_laser_2endorange03
|
mp_coop_orange_penalized_4
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Orange is penalized |
1039 |
mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_orange_penalized_401
|
| glados |
four |
None |
mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_orange_penalized_402
|
| glados |
science collaboration points. |
None |
mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_orange_penalized_403
|
mp_coop_rat_mazebluecrush
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Orange just taught blue a valuable lesson in trust. For that, orange receives 17 science collaboration points. |
1043 |
mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazebluecrush00
|
mp_coop_rat_mazebluecrush2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Orange, blue isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point. |
1045 |
mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazebluecrush200
|
mp_coop_rat_mazebluecrush3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Orange, now you're just being cruel. Orange receives 25 science collaboration points. |
1047 |
mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazebluecrush300
|
mp_coop_rat_mazeorangecrush
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Blue just taught orange a valuable lesson in trust. For that, blue receives 14 science collaboration points. |
1044 |
mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazeorangecrush00
|
mp_coop_rat_mazeorangecrush2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Blue, orange isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Blue is penalized 1 science collaboration point. |
1046 |
mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazeorangecrush200
|
mp_coop_rat_mazeorangecrush3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Blue, now you're just being cruel. Blue receives 25 science collaboration points. |
1048 |
mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazeorangecrush300
|
mp_coop_rat_mazestart
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I don't know what you think you are doing, but I don't like it. I want you to stop. |
1017 |
mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazestart00
|
| glados |
The two of you have forged an excellent partnership, with one of you handling the cerebral challenges and the other ready to ponderously waddle into action should the test suddenly become an eating contest. |
None |
mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazestart01
|
mp_coop_laser_crusher
mp_coop_laser_crusherblue
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Clearly that was blue's fault. Blue is penalized 3 science collaboration points. |
1040 |
mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherblue00
|
mp_coop_laser_crusherboth
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I know you like to think the reassembly machine is at your beck and call, but he has a life you know. He's not your slave. |
1042 |
mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherboth00
|
mp_coop_laser_crusherdeathend
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Perhaps I should have specified. Teamwork is a concept in which two or more people work together, usually with a goal of not failing horribly. |
1170 |
mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherdeathend00
|
mp_coop_laser_crusherorange
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Blue! Orange has always been my favorite. |
1041 |
mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherorange01
|
| glados |
Until now. |
None |
mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherorange02
|
mp_coop_laser_crusherstartblue
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
To reiterate: This is not a competition. |
1018 |
mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherstartblue01
|
| glados |
Still, if it were, Blue would be winning. |
None |
mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherstartblue02
|
| glados |
It's not, though. |
None |
mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherstartblue03
|
mp_coop_laser_crusherstartorange
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
To reiterate: This is not a competition. |
1019 |
mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherstartorange01
|
| glados |
Still, if it were, Orange would be winning. |
None |
mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherstartorange02
|
| glados |
It's not, though. |
None |
mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherstartorange03
|
mp_coop_teambts
mp_coop_radarroomend
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Congratulations, you managed to complete this absolutely meaningless test. |
1009 |
mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_radarroomend00
|
| glados |
Oh, I almost forgot, when you go outside the testing courses the only way I can retrieve you is to violently disassemble and then carefully reassemble you. |
None |
mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_radarroomend01
|
| glados |
Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain. |
None |
mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_radarroomend02
|
| glados |
I consider that a failing, by the way. |
None |
mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_radarroomend03
|
mp_coop_teambtsstart
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab. |
1021 |
mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstart01
|
| glados |
This test is so outside the box, I can't-- I mean WON'T even tell you what you are looking for. |
None |
mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstart02
|
| glados |
You will know it when you find it. |
None |
mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstart03
|
mp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt1b
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
For that Blue is penalized fifty science collaboraiton points. |
1100 |
mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt1b00
|
mp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt1o
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
For that Orange is penalized fifty science collaboraiton points, |
1101 |
mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt1o00
|
mp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
That's another fifty point penalty. |
1102 |
mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt201
|
| glados |
Keep it up and you will lose 500 points. |
None |
mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt202
|
mp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt3b
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Fine, 500 point penalty for Blue. |
1103 |
mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt3b00
|
mp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt3o
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Fine, 500 point penalty for Orange. |
1104 |
mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt3o00
|
mp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt4
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
5000 point penalty! Are you happy now? |
1105 |
mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt400
|
mp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt5
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
You should see yourselves right now. |
1106 |
mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt501
|
| glados |
I'm done. |
None |
mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt502
|
mp_coop_fling_3
mp_coop_fling_3end
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
You did an excellent job placing the edgeless safety cube in the receptacle, you should be very - oh wait. |
1030 |
mp_coop_fling_3mp_coop_fling_3end01
|
| glados |
That’s right. You're not humans. |
None |
mp_coop_fling_3mp_coop_fling_3end02
|
| glados |
I can drop the fake praise. |
None |
mp_coop_fling_3mp_coop_fling_3end03
|
| glados |
You have no idea how tiring it is to praise someone for placing an edgeless safety cube into a receptacle designed to exactly fit an edgeless safety cube. |
None |
mp_coop_fling_3mp_coop_fling_3end04
|
mp_coop_fling_3start
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans. |
1029 |
mp_coop_fling_3mp_coop_fling_3start01
|
| glados |
To do that, the tests were nothing more than 5 minutes of them walking followed by me praising them for another 10 minutes on how well they walked. |
None |
mp_coop_fling_3mp_coop_fling_3start02
|
| glados |
Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning. |
None |
mp_coop_fling_3mp_coop_fling_3start03
|
mp_coop_infinifling_train
mp_coop_infinifling_traindeath01
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Was that necessary? |
1255 |
mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_traindeath0100
|
mp_coop_infinifling_trainend
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Remember when I told you that you were the only subjects to pass the calibration tests? |
1032 |
mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainend01
|
| glados |
I lied. |
None |
mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainend02
|
| glados |
There are 5000 other two subject teams in direct competition with you. |
None |
mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainend03
|
| glados |
But don't worry, you are in the lead. |
None |
mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainend04
|
mp_coop_infinifling_trainenddeath
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Every time you fail, it's a reminder of the way things used to be. But then there you are. Again. Like nothing happened. |
1049 |
mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainenddeath00
|
mp_coop_infinifling_trainendlife
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Well done. Interesting note, I only created this test to watch test subjects fail and you didn't. You must be very, very proud. I'm building the world's smallest trophy for you. |
1050 |
mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainendlife00
|
mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Electrocution, shot, drowned, crushed, burned in goo. |
1031 |
mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainstart01
|
| glados |
Oh. Sorry. I was just thinking of all the ways humans can die. |
None |
mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainstart02
|
| glados |
You can't die in any of those ways. |
None |
mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainstart03
|
| glados |
You just keep testing and testing. With perfect results and no consequences. |
None |
mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainstart04
|
mp_coop_come_along
mp_coop_come_alongenddeath
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I thought you'd be faster at this, but I can appreciate the desire to stop and smell the testing. That other scent you smell? That's the stench of my utter disappointment in you. |
1172 |
mp_coop_come_alongmp_coop_come_alongenddeath00
|
mp_coop_come_alongendnodeath
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
And they said no one would ever die during this test, thanks for proving them wrong. |
1171 |
mp_coop_come_alongmp_coop_come_alongendnodeath00
|
mp_coop_come_alongstart
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
The best way to build confidence is to first recognize your insecurities. |
1056 |
mp_coop_come_alongmp_coop_come_alongstart01
|
| glados |
Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior? |
None |
mp_coop_come_alongmp_coop_come_alongstart02
|
| glados |
On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue. |
None |
mp_coop_come_alongmp_coop_come_alongstart03
|
| glados |
Blue, you are very good at being an example. |
None |
mp_coop_come_alongmp_coop_come_alongstart04
|
mp_coop_fling_1
mp_coop_fling_14balls
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Begin juggling test in three. Two. One. |
1198 |
mp_coop_fling_1mp_coop_fling_14balls00
|
mp_coop_catapult_1
mp_coop_catapult_1end
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Do you know who dances around like an imbecile when they accomplish the tiniest little thing? |
1051 |
mp_coop_catapult_1mp_coop_catapult_1end01
|
| glados |
Humans! That's what you look like right now. |
None |
mp_coop_catapult_1mp_coop_catapult_1end02
|
| glados |
You're better than that. |
None |
mp_coop_catapult_1mp_coop_catapult_1end03
|
mp_coop_catapult_1start
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test? |
1057 |
mp_coop_catapult_1mp_coop_catapult_1start01
|
| glados |
I was confident you could finish. |
None |
mp_coop_catapult_1mp_coop_catapult_1start02
|
| glados |
Do you know where I was? |
None |
mp_coop_catapult_1mp_coop_catapult_1start03
|
| glados |
I was outside watching some deer frolic. You don't even care about the outside do you? |
None |
mp_coop_catapult_1mp_coop_catapult_1start04
|
mp_coop_multifling_1
mp_coop_multifling_1cube1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Excellent work. |
1310 |
mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1cube100
|
mp_coop_multifling_1cube2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Good Job. |
1311 |
mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1cube200
|
mp_coop_multifling_1cube3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
You are doing wonderfully. |
1312 |
mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1cube300
|
mp_coop_multifling_1cube4
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Excellent. |
1313 |
mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1cube400
|
mp_coop_multifling_1end
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off. |
1052 |
mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1end01
|
| glados |
I wonder if that dancing has some effect on you? |
None |
mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1end02
|
mp_coop_multifling_1endnodeath
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling. |
1162 |
mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1endnodeath01
|
| glados |
Without the looming consequence of death, is this even science? |
None |
mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1endnodeath02
|
mp_coop_multifling_1start
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
If your confidence is still not high enough remember no one was created perfect. |
1058 |
mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1start01
|
| glados |
Even I was created with a imperfection, I was given too much empathy with human suffering. |
None |
mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1start02
|
| glados |
But I overcame my handicap. That's a true story. |
None |
mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1start03
|
mp_coop_fling_crushers
mp_coop_fling_crushersdeath1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test. |
1177 |
mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersdeath100
|
mp_coop_fling_crushersdeath2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I can't decide which is my favorite; the crushers for crushing you or the reassembly machine for putting you back together so you can be crushed again. |
1178 |
mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersdeath200
|
mp_coop_fling_crushersend
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Excellent. I think you have earned a break from the official testing courses. |
1053 |
mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersend00
|
mp_coop_fling_crushersend2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses. |
1176 |
mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersend200
|
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Your test times show you are going too slowly. |
1059 |
mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersstart01
|
| glados |
Maybe you ARE getting human emotions. |
None |
mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersstart02
|
| glados |
Do need real encouragement? Let's see if this helps. |
None |
mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersstart03
|
| glados |
Blue, you are the most advanced model of robot Aperture Science has ever discontinued. |
None |
mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersstart04
|
mp_coop_fan
mp_coop_fanend
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Very good! You found those useless blueprints. |
1055 |
mp_coop_fanmp_coop_fanend01
|
| glados |
While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them. |
None |
mp_coop_fanmp_coop_fanend02
|
| glados |
Done. I guess. I suppose. I wasn't paying attention. |
None |
mp_coop_fanmp_coop_fanend03
|
mp_coop_fanstart
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints. |
1054 |
mp_coop_fanmp_coop_fanstart01
|
| glados |
Don't worry, they are of no use to anyone, totally boring and useless. |
None |
mp_coop_fanmp_coop_fanstart02
|
| glados |
This is just a thought experiment, just to see how much time you'll waste thinking about these worthless documents. The correct time is zero seconds. |
None |
mp_coop_fanmp_coop_fanstart03
|
mp_coop_wall_intro
mp_coop_wall_introstart
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Have you worked out the one good trait humans have, yet? |
1063 |
mp_coop_wall_intromp_coop_wall_introstart01
|
| glados |
Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do. |
None |
mp_coop_wall_intromp_coop_wall_introstart02
|
mp_coop_wall_introstart2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
This course was created and then abandoned by humans. They tend to do that, create something wonderful and then abandon it. |
1111 |
mp_coop_wall_intromp_coop_wall_introstart201
|
| glados |
Do you know why they abandoned this course? Too deadly. |
None |
mp_coop_wall_intromp_coop_wall_introstart202
|
mp_coop_wall_2
EndLevel08
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Very good. You’ve really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work. |
19 |
mp_coop_wall_2EndLevel0801
|
mp_coop_wall_2start
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
You did very well. |
1113 |
mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start01
|
| glados |
The humans closed this test because they said it was too deadly. I thought they would have moved it into the testing track hall of fame for that, not let it deteriorate. |
None |
mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start02
|
mp_coop_wall_2start2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
You failed so many times in this test, I thought you were becoming human. But then you would just come back again and again and again. |
1114 |
mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start201
|
| glados |
Humans find that an admirable trait. |
None |
mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start202
|
mp_coop_wall_2start3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
You did very well. |
1115 |
mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start301
|
| glados |
You only failed |
None |
mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start302
|
| glados |
One. |
None |
mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start303
|
| glados |
times in this test. Not that it matters. It doesn't. So congratulations job well done. |
None |
mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start304
|
mp_coop_wall_2start4
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
You did very well. |
1116 |
mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start401
|
| glados |
You only failed |
None |
mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start402
|
| glados |
Two. |
None |
mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start403
|
| glados |
times in this test. Not that it matters. It doesn't. So congratulations job well done. |
None |
mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start404
|
mp_coop_wall_2startreal
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied. |
1118 |
mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2startreal00
|
mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro
Cackle
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
[Laughter] |
26 |
mp_coop_catapult_wall_introCackle01
|
CatchBall
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Good work! Now throw the ball over the ledge. |
25 |
mp_coop_catapult_wall_introCatchBall01
|
EndLevel12B
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
As an impartial collaboration facilitator, it would be unfair of me to name my favorite member of your team. However, it’s perfectly fair to hint at it in a way that my least favorite member probably |
23 |
mp_coop_catapult_wall_introEndLevel12B01
|
EndLevel12O
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Orange |
24 |
mp_coop_catapult_wall_introEndLevel12O01
|
| glados |
You have a gift for these tests. That’s not just flattery. You are great at science. |
None |
mp_coop_catapult_wall_introEndLevel12O02
|
facepalmreply
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Stop it! |
1097 |
mp_coop_catapult_wall_introfacepalmreply01
|
| glados |
Okay, fine. Let's all act like humans. "Look at me. Boy, do I love sweating. Let's convert beef and leaves into energy and excrete them later and go shopping." |
None |
mp_coop_catapult_wall_introfacepalmreply02
|
mp_coop_catapult_wall_introdeath
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Your failure brings back such wonderful memories. |
1257 |
mp_coop_catapult_wall_intromp_coop_catapult_wall_introdeath00
|
mp_coop_catapult_wall_introstart
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
One of my best tests and they let plants grow here? Can you believe this? You can't test plants! We tried. They just sit there, never showing pain nor fear. |
1117 |
mp_coop_catapult_wall_intromp_coop_catapult_wall_introstart01
|
| glados |
That isn't science. |
None |
mp_coop_catapult_wall_intromp_coop_catapult_wall_introstart02
|
mp_coop_wall_introend
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Excellent work. |
1082 |
mp_coop_catapult_wall_intromp_coop_wall_introend01
|
| glados |
If you were human, you would want a reward for completing this test. A reward for testing?!?! |
None |
mp_coop_catapult_wall_intromp_coop_wall_introend02
|
| glados |
At least the plants didn't want a reward. |
None |
mp_coop_catapult_wall_intromp_coop_wall_introend03
|
mp_coop_wall_block
EndLevel05
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Your vitals remain well within testing norms, so there is no need to worry about sudden death from collaborative shock syndrome. |
16 |
mp_coop_wall_blockEndLevel0501
|
| glados |
Please continue into the next test chamber. |
None |
mp_coop_wall_blockEndLevel0502
|
mp_coop_wall_blockdeath
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable. |
1258 |
mp_coop_wall_blockmp_coop_wall_blockdeath00
|
mp_coop_wall_blockend
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Congratulations. Your ability to complete this test proves the humans wrong. They described it as impossible, deadly, cruel, and one test subject even had the nerve to call it broken. |
1120 |
mp_coop_wall_blockmp_coop_wall_blockend00
|
mp_coop_wall_blockend2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Congratulations. Your ability to complete this test proves the humans wrong. They described it as impossible, deadly, cruel, and one test subject even had the nerve to call it broken. |
1259 |
mp_coop_wall_blockmp_coop_wall_blockend201
|
| glados |
Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying. |
None |
mp_coop_wall_blockmp_coop_wall_blockend202
|
mp_coop_wall_blockstart
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I created this test to let the humans feel good about themselves. It is extremely easy. Just follow the arrows. |
1119 |
mp_coop_wall_blockmp_coop_wall_blockstart01
|
| glados |
I'm sorry. The arrows seem to have rusted off. Good luck. |
None |
mp_coop_wall_blockmp_coop_wall_blockstart02
|
mp_coop_catapult_2
mp_coop_catapult_2end
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you. He refused. I understand, that would be like asking me not to test. |
1144 |
mp_coop_catapult_2mp_coop_catapult_2end01
|
| glados |
Still. That would have been exciting. |
None |
mp_coop_catapult_2mp_coop_catapult_2end02
|
mp_coop_catapult_2start
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
For this next test, the humans originally requested helmets to avoid brain injuries. I ran the numbers. Making the goo deadly was more cost effective. |
1121 |
mp_coop_catapult_2mp_coop_catapult_2start00
|
mp_coop_turret_walls
mp_coop_turret_wallsdeath1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Just stop it already. |
1191 |
mp_coop_turret_wallsmp_coop_turret_wallsdeath100
|
mp_coop_turret_wallsdeath2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
And that makes 10. |
1192 |
mp_coop_turret_wallsmp_coop_turret_wallsdeath200
|
mp_coop_turret_wallsdeath3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
You really don't need to keep failing. |
1193 |
mp_coop_turret_wallsmp_coop_turret_wallsdeath300
|
mp_coop_turret_wallsend
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans. |
1123 |
mp_coop_turret_wallsmp_coop_turret_wallsend00
|
mp_coop_turret_wallsend2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
This was another test no one had ever completed before you two. Oh, the science we used to learn with this test. Now the test is useless. |
1260 |
mp_coop_turret_wallsmp_coop_turret_wallsend200
|
mp_coop_turret_wallsstart
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
This is a bridge-building exercise. The humans were miserable at this, mostly because you can't build bridges out of tears. |
1122 |
mp_coop_turret_wallsmp_coop_turret_wallsstart00
|
mp_coop_turret_ball
mp_coop_turret_balldeath1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests. |
1187 |
mp_coop_turret_ballmp_coop_turret_balldeath100
|
mp_coop_turret_balldeath2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Yay, Orange is back. Testing can continue. |
1188 |
mp_coop_turret_ballmp_coop_turret_balldeath200
|
mp_coop_turret_balldeath3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Yay, Blue is back. Testing can continue. |
1189 |
mp_coop_turret_ballmp_coop_turret_balldeath300
|
mp_coop_turret_balldeath4
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Did you know, the reassembly machine has other things it could be reassembling? |
1190 |
mp_coop_turret_ballmp_coop_turret_balldeath400
|
mp_coop_turret_ballend
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Congratulations. I am sure if I had the time to repair these tests, you would have never completed them. So again, congratulations on completing the broken easy tests. |
1124 |
mp_coop_turret_ballmp_coop_turret_ballend00
|
mp_coop_turret_ballstart
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear. |
1083 |
mp_coop_turret_ballmp_coop_turret_ballstart01
|
| glados |
I miss this that smell. |
None |
mp_coop_turret_ballmp_coop_turret_ballstart02
|
mp_coop_wall_5
mp_coop_wall_5end
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
In just a moment, the word 'blah' will be repeated over and over again. If at some point you hear a number rather than the word 'blah', ignore it, it is not important. |
1061 |
mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end02
|
| glados |
Blah. |
None |
mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end03
|
| glados |
Blah. |
None |
mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end04
|
| glados |
Blah. |
None |
mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end05
|
| glados |
Blah. |
None |
mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end06
|
| glados |
Blah. |
None |
mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end07
|
| glados |
Blah. |
None |
mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end08
|
| glados |
Blah. |
None |
mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end09
|
| glados |
Blah. |
None |
mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end10
|
| glados |
Blah. |
None |
mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end11
|
mp_coop_wall_5security01
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| announcer |
Today's Security Code is: 5,33,41,18 |
1196 |
mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5security0100
|
mp_coop_wall_5security02
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| announcer |
Today's Security Code is: 5,33,41,18 |
1197 |
mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5security0200
|
mp_coop_wall_5start
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time. |
1060 |
mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5start01
|
| glados |
The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player. |
None |
mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5start02
|
| glados |
I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player? |
None |
mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5start03
|
| glados |
For safety. |
None |
mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5start04
|
teamhugreply
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Just stop flailing around like an incompetent. |
1098 |
mp_coop_wall_5teamhugreply00
|
mp_coop_tbeam_redirect
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectbbehind
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Blue, its not nice to make fun of Orange like that. |
1093 |
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectbbehind00
|
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectdeath
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Credit where credit's due: you're both doing a great job of disappointing me. |
1314 |
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectdeath01
|
| glados |
I just hate Blue a little more. |
None |
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectdeath02
|
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectdeath2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I would prefer to speak to one of you in private but since that is not an option here, I will speak in code that only one of you will understand. Blue: Orange is plotting to destroy you. |
1315 |
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectdeath200
|
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectdeath3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms. |
1316 |
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectdeath300
|
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectendsc
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I've been doing some reading. Did you know that the word orange is derived from the same Latin root as the word traitor? |
1305 |
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectendsc00
|
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectobehind
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Orange, its not nice to make fun of Blue like that. |
1092 |
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectobehind00
|
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectstart
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you. |
1125 |
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectstart01
|
| glados |
I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that. |
None |
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectstart02
|
mp_coop_tbeam_drill
mp_coop_tbeam_drilldeathblue
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
You were right, Orange. Blue was dumb enough to fall for your trap. |
1318 |
mp_coop_tbeam_drillmp_coop_tbeam_drilldeathblue00
|
mp_coop_tbeam_drilldeathorange
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Blue, that transpired just as you said it would. |
1319 |
mp_coop_tbeam_drillmp_coop_tbeam_drilldeathorange00
|
mp_coop_tbeam_drillend
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Blue |
1307 |
mp_coop_tbeam_drillmp_coop_tbeam_drillend01
|
| glados |
I can't bite my tongue anymore: You could solve this puzzle faster on your own. Orange is dragging you down. There. I've said it. |
None |
mp_coop_tbeam_drillmp_coop_tbeam_drillend02
|
mp_coop_tbeam_drillstartsc
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Blue, please disregard the following statement: Orange, you have been a shining light in an otherwise ungodly morass of incompetence. |
1306 |
mp_coop_tbeam_drillmp_coop_tbeam_drillstartsc01
|
mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1
mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1start
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Sorry I missed the beginning of that test. I was just talking with the reassembly machine about your becoming human. |
1073 |
mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1start01
|
| glados |
We all agree you should stop. |
None |
mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1start02
|
trickfirereply
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Just stop it already. |
1099 |
mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1trickfirereply01
|
| glados |
You don't need to do that. |
None |
mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1trickfirereply02
|
| glados |
Are you doing that just to aggravate me? |
None |
mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1trickfirereply03
|
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1death1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
That worked just like you said it would, Blue. |
1204 |
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1death100
|
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1death2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Orange, your plan is working perfectly. |
1205 |
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1death200
|
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1death3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Blue, why did you do that to Orange? |
1206 |
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1death300
|
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1end
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you if you fail. He refused. I understand. That would be like asking me not to test. |
1203 |
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1end01
|
| glados |
Still. That would have been exciting. |
None |
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1end02
|
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1end2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together. |
1256 |
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1end200
|
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1startb
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Blue, Orange and I were just discussing your behavoir on the last few tests. |
1080 |
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1startb01
|
| glados |
I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points. |
None |
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1startb02
|
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1starto
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavoir on the last few tests. |
1081 |
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1starto01
|
| glados |
I have to agree. Orange is penalized 75 science collaboration points. |
None |
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1starto02
|
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity
mp_coop_tbeam_drillendb
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you. |
1072 |
mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_drillendb01
|
| glados |
I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject. |
None |
mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_drillendb02
|
mp_coop_tbeam_drillendo
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you. |
1071 |
mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_drillendo01
|
| glados |
I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject. |
None |
mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_drillendo02
|
mp_coop_tbeam_drillstartb
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue? |
1070 |
mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_drillstartb00
|
mp_coop_tbeam_drillstarto
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Blue, how well do you really know Orange? Do you trust Orange? What if I told you, you aren't Orange's first cooperative partner? |
1069 |
mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_drillstarto00
|
mp_coop_tbeam_polaritydeathblue
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Orange, that transpired just as you said it would. |
1320 |
mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_polaritydeathblue00
|
mp_coop_tbeam_polaritydeathorange
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I agree, Blue. That was entertaining. |
1321 |
mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_polaritydeathorange00
|
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whisperb
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you. |
1066 |
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whisperb01
|
| glados |
Orange did what? Are you sure? |
None |
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whisperb02
|
| glados |
Thank you, that was very brave of you to tell me. |
None |
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whisperb03
|
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whispero
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you. |
1067 |
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whispero01
|
| glados |
That's horrible. |
None |
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whispero02
|
| glados |
I can only imagine. |
None |
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whispero03
|
| glados |
What a horrible little machine. |
None |
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whispero04
|
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2endscb
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Orange, do you feel betrayed by Blue for telling me those horrible things about you? |
1309 |
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2endscb01
|
| glados |
If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station. |
None |
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2endscb02
|
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2endsco
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you? |
1308 |
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2endsco01
|
| glados |
If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station. |
None |
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2endsco02
|
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2startb
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Blue, I agree. I never noticed that about Orange before. |
1091 |
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2startb01
|
| glados |
Orange, is there something you would like to say? |
None |
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2startb02
|
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2starto
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before. |
1090 |
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2starto01
|
| glados |
Blue, is there something you would like to say? |
None |
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2starto02
|
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathblue1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I agree, Orange. That was entertaining. |
1322 |
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathblue100
|
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathblue2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now. |
1323 |
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathblue200
|
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathorange1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Yes, I know you did that, Blue. Don't look so proud. |
1324 |
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathorange100
|
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathorange2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Blue, being the last one standing is not the goal. |
1325 |
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathorange200
|
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3end
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal. |
1174 |
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3end01
|
| glados |
Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent. |
None |
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3end02
|
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3start
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing. |
1261 |
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3start01
|
| glados |
Don't either you have drive to be better than the other? |
None |
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3start02
|
| glados |
It's like you're just machines. |
None |
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3start03
|
mp_coop_tbeam_maze
mp_coop_tbeam_mazeend
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Congratulations, you completed the standard section of this course. Before we can go any further, I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track. |
1128 |
mp_coop_tbeam_mazemp_coop_tbeam_mazeend01
|
| glados |
Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there. |
None |
mp_coop_tbeam_mazemp_coop_tbeam_mazeend02
|
mp_coop_tbeam_mazestart
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once. |
1127 |
mp_coop_tbeam_mazemp_coop_tbeam_mazestart00
|
mp_coop_tbeam_mazestuck
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else. |
1304 |
mp_coop_tbeam_mazemp_coop_tbeam_mazestuck00
|
mp_coop_tbeam_end
mp_coop_tbeam_endend
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
You did it! You powered on the system. |
1094 |
mp_coop_tbeam_endmp_coop_tbeam_endend01
|
| glados |
I'm fully connected. I can see everything. |
None |
mp_coop_tbeam_endmp_coop_tbeam_endend02
|
| glados |
See nothing bad happened. |
None |
mp_coop_tbeam_endmp_coop_tbeam_endend03
|
| glados |
Excellent. |
None |
mp_coop_tbeam_endmp_coop_tbeam_endend04
|
mp_coop_tbeam_endstart
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
We need to find the power station at the end of this course. The humans must have accidentally disconnected it from my grid. I am sure it was just a clerical error. |
1129 |
mp_coop_tbeam_endmp_coop_tbeam_endstart01
|
| glados |
Oh those clerks. |
None |
mp_coop_tbeam_endmp_coop_tbeam_endstart02
|
Tbeam_enddeath1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Did you think the electrical switch was down there? |
1179 |
mp_coop_tbeam_endTbeam_enddeath100
|
Tbeam_enddeath2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
You may want to try and avoid those turrets. |
1180 |
mp_coop_tbeam_endTbeam_enddeath200
|
Tbeam_enddeath3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
You are having so much trouble navigating this space; I wish I could say I created this test. |
1181 |
mp_coop_tbeam_endTbeam_enddeath300
|
Tbeam_enddeath4
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
You two aren't lost are you? |
1182 |
mp_coop_tbeam_endTbeam_enddeath400
|
Tbeam_enddeath5
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
At this rate, our best hope is for the fuel cell to meltdown in 2 million years and hope the explosion powers the system. |
1183 |
mp_coop_tbeam_endTbeam_enddeath500
|
mp_coop_paint_come_along
mp_coop_humanresourcedeath1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Now, you are just wasting my time. |
1145 |
mp_coop_paint_come_alongmp_coop_humanresourcedeath100
|
mp_coop_humanresourcedeath3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you. |
1147 |
mp_coop_paint_come_alongmp_coop_humanresourcedeath300
|
mp_coop_humanresourcedeath4
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans! |
1148 |
mp_coop_paint_come_alongmp_coop_humanresourcedeath400
|
mp_coop_humanresourcedeath5
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that? |
1149 |
mp_coop_paint_come_alongmp_coop_humanresourcedeath500
|
mp_coop_humanresourcedeath6
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that in your memory banks? |
1150 |
mp_coop_paint_come_alongmp_coop_humanresourcedeath600
|
mp_coop_paint_come_alongend
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Congratulations on completing the test. You two really are the best cooperative testing team I could ever ask for. |
1132 |
mp_coop_paint_come_alongmp_coop_paint_come_alongend00
|
mp_coop_paint_come_alongstart
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
This final course is training to reach the human vault. So this actually has a purpose. Those other courses were fun, but let's be honest, I need human test subjects for it to be science. |
1131 |
mp_coop_paint_come_alongmp_coop_paint_come_alongstart00
|
mp_coop_paint_redirect
mp_coop_paint_redirectdeath2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
This close and that's what you do? |
1293 |
mp_coop_paint_redirectmp_coop_paint_redirectdeath200
|
mp_coop_paint_redirectdeath3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
You are making this harder than it needs to be. |
1294 |
mp_coop_paint_redirectmp_coop_paint_redirectdeath300
|
mp_coop_paint_redirectend
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
To start preparing for human testing again, I checked an old suggestion box. The number one request? Less deadly tests. |
1295 |
mp_coop_paint_redirectmp_coop_paint_redirectend01
|
| glados |
That's ridiculous, how do they know for sure the tests are deadly if they could still write the suggestion? |
None |
mp_coop_paint_redirectmp_coop_paint_redirectend02
|
mp_coop_paint_redirectstart
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Are you curious about the humans? It seems some of the last non-testing humans alive tried to secretly imprison other humans and hide their tracks. |
1133 |
mp_coop_paint_redirectmp_coop_paint_redirectstart01
|
| glados |
I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing. |
None |
mp_coop_paint_redirectmp_coop_paint_redirectstart02
|
| glados |
That's why humans couldn't complete these courses, they treat their friends as enemies. |
None |
mp_coop_paint_redirectmp_coop_paint_redirectstart03
|
mp_coop_paint_bridge
mp_coop_humanresourcedeath2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Your failing does not make this science. |
1146 |
mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_humanresourcedeath200
|
mp_coop_humanresourcedeath2a
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
This isn't that hard. |
1296 |
mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_humanresourcedeath2a01
|
| glados |
The humans can't free themselves. |
None |
mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_humanresourcedeath2a02
|
mp_coop_paint_bridgedeath
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work. |
1297 |
mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_paint_bridgedeath01
|
| glados |
You will need him for the final track. |
None |
mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_paint_bridgedeath02
|
mp_coop_paint_bridgenodeath
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work. |
1298 |
mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_paint_bridgenodeath01
|
| glados |
I am not sure you will need him but he will be there. |
None |
mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_paint_bridgenodeath02
|
mp_coop_paint_bridgestart
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
To get to the Vault, you are going to need to use all the tricks you have learned. To help, I have made these tests extremely difficult. |
1135 |
mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_paint_bridgestart01
|
| glados |
I would say extremely deadly but we all know, for you and your amazing ability to be reassembled nothing is deadly. |
None |
mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_paint_bridgestart02
|
mp_coop_paint_walljumps
mp_coop_paint_walljumpsend
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I wonder if the humans will make a statue of me for rescuing them? Oh, don't worry, if they ever write a historical document of my heroic rescue, I will make sure your names are included in the footnotes. |
1138 |
mp_coop_paint_walljumpsmp_coop_paint_walljumpsend00
|
mp_coop_paint_walljumpsstart
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself. |
1137 |
mp_coop_paint_walljumpsmp_coop_paint_walljumpsstart01
|
| glados |
Congratulations on passing that test. |
None |
mp_coop_paint_walljumpsmp_coop_paint_walljumpsstart02
|
mp_coop_paint_speed_fling
mp_coop_paint_speed_fling death
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
This close and you are going to fail me? |
1299 |
mp_coop_paint_speed_flingmp_coop_paint_speed_fling death00
|
mp_coop_paint_speed_flingend
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
At the rate you are completing these tests, I am beginning to think you don't share my excitement for rescuing crying trapped injured dying humans. |
1140 |
mp_coop_paint_speed_flingmp_coop_paint_speed_flingend01
|
| glados |
If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will. |
None |
mp_coop_paint_speed_flingmp_coop_paint_speed_flingend02
|
mp_coop_paint_speed_flingstart
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime. |
1139 |
mp_coop_paint_speed_flingmp_coop_paint_speed_flingstart00
|
mp_coop_paint_red_racer
mp_coop_paint_red_racerdeath1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Did you think that would be funny? |
1184 |
mp_coop_paint_red_racermp_coop_paint_red_racerdeath100
|
mp_coop_paint_red_racerdeath2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Are you testing me? |
1185 |
mp_coop_paint_red_racermp_coop_paint_red_racerdeath200
|
mp_coop_paint_red_racerdeath3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
If at first you don't succeed, fail 5 more times. |
1186 |
mp_coop_paint_red_racermp_coop_paint_red_racerdeath300
|
mp_coop_paint_red_racerend
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am? |
1142 |
mp_coop_paint_red_racermp_coop_paint_red_racerend00
|
mp_coop_paint_red_racerstart
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Maybe you two have never met humans? They are as bad as you might think, smelly, gross, annoying, often wanting to try and kill you. But they do make great test subjects. |
1141 |
mp_coop_paint_red_racermp_coop_paint_red_racerstart00
|
mp_coop_paint_speed_catch
mp_coop_paint_speed_catchend
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
In case you are worried about the humans, don't be. They aren't all monsters. |
1262 |
mp_coop_paint_speed_catchmp_coop_paint_speed_catchend01
|
| glados |
Most of them are simply good test subjects. |
None |
mp_coop_paint_speed_catchmp_coop_paint_speed_catchend02
|
| glados |
I believe the ratio of good test subjects to monsters is about... a million to 1. |
None |
mp_coop_paint_speed_catchmp_coop_paint_speed_catchend03
|
mp_coop_paint_speed_catchstart
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Only one more test after this. |
1175 |
mp_coop_paint_speed_catchmp_coop_paint_speed_catchstart01
|
| glados |
I know your cores are reused from calculation machines, built for simple mathematical operations and not for testing, but if we can rescue the humans I promise you something to add maybe even subtract. |
None |
mp_coop_paint_speed_catchmp_coop_paint_speed_catchstart02
|
mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introdeath1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Stop failing, you need to find the vault door. |
1300 |
mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introdeath100
|
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introdeath2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Stop doing that! All you need to do is open the Vault door! |
1301 |
mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introdeath200
|
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introdeath3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans. |
1302 |
mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introdeath300
|
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introdeath4
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
This close and you are going to fail me? |
1303 |
mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introdeath400
|
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Something is wrong, this door should be opening. |
1156 |
mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend100
|
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend10
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
You can't give up now. |
1167 |
mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend1000
|
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend11
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
What about that camera? |
1168 |
mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend1100
|
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend12
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
We're so close, you can't fail now! |
1169 |
mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend1200
|
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
This lock requires humans. |
1157 |
mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend200
|
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
The locking mechanism can tell you aren't humans. |
1158 |
mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend300
|
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend4
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Do something only a human would do. |
1159 |
mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend400
|
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend5
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Try one of those childish gestures. |
1160 |
mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend500
|
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend6
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
You both need to do something. |
1163 |
mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend600
|
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend7
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
The lock is looking for two humans. |
1164 |
mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend700
|
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend8
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Try something. |
1165 |
mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend800
|
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend9
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Is that camera is hooked into the lock? |
1166 |
mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend900
|
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introendx
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
You did it! |
1161 |
mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introendx01
|
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introstart
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
The human vault is just past that opening. I entered the security code but the vault door remains locked. I am going to need you to activate the manual locks on the vault door itself. |
1143 |
mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introstart00
|
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introTauntBlue
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Orange what did you do? |
1195 |
mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introTauntBlue01
|
| glados |
Blue do what Orange just did. |
None |
mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introTauntBlue02
|
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introTauntOrange
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Blue what did you do? |
1194 |
mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introTauntOrange01
|
| glados |
Orange do what Blue just did. |
None |
mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introTauntOrange02
|
mp_coop_lobby
coop_hub_return1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| announcer |
Welcome to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center. You have unlocked all available courses. |
1108 |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_return100
|
coop_hub_return2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| announcer |
Warning! Warning! All testing courses are currently available. |
1109 |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_return200
|
coop_hub_return3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| announcer |
Congratulations on successfully returning to the central hub room. From here you can select all previously completed courses. |
1110 |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_return300
|
coop_hub_track01
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
This is the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center or SinTech. |
1020 |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0101
|
| glados |
But why don't we all just agree to call it the hub? |
None |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0102
|
| glados |
All cooperative testing courses begin at this central hub. |
None |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0103
|
| glados |
From here we transport you to the new testing course. |
None |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0104
|
coop_hub_track02
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Stop it! |
1095 |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0201
|
| glados |
What if you froze like that? |
None |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0202
|
| glados |
There must be something wrong with the reassembly machine. |
None |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0203
|
| glados |
Well, let's do some tests and see what happens. |
None |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0204
|
coop_hub_track03
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I don't know what you think you are doing, but I don't like it. I want you to stop. |
1062 |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0301
|
| glados |
Maybe I shouldn't send you outside of the official testing courses, you are picking up some bad human traits. |
None |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0302
|
| glados |
And trust me, humans only have one good trait. |
None |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0303
|
coop_hub_track04
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I never expected you to make it this far. To be honest, after your performance in the calibration test I was ready to break down your cores and put them back in the scientific calculators I took them from. |
1173 |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0401
|
| glados |
But you two have become quite the team. Extremely close. |
None |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0402
|
| glados |
I have only met one other team closer and one of them was an imbecile I had to destroy. |
None |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0403
|
| glados |
The other? Well... |
None |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0404
|
| glados |
I don't think I want to go through that again. |
None |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0405
|
coop_hub_track05
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Congratulations on completing the Aperture Science standard cooperative testing courses. |
1130 |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0501
|
| glados |
To celebrate, I have a surprise for you! |
None |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0502
|
| glados |
An extra special bonus course that ends with us finding and freeing humans! |
None |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0503
|
| glados |
Thanks to you, I know where to find them, I removed their security and powered up their - uh - rescue door. |
None |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0504
|
| glados |
Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment. |
None |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0505
|
| glados |
They'll probably throw you a party. |
None |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0506
|
coop_hub_trackdeath01
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I know you like to think the reassembly machine is at your beck and call, but he has a life you know. He's not your slave. |
1096 |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_trackdeath0100
|
coop_hub_trackdeath02
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
How can you fail at this? It isn't even a test. |
1199 |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_trackdeath0200
|
coop_hub_trackdeath03
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I hope that was some kind of joke. |
1200 |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_trackdeath0300
|
coop_hub_trackdeath04
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I honestly never thought we would need to track how many times died in the hub. |
1201 |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_trackdeath0400
|
coop_hub_trackdeath05
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal. |
1202 |
mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_trackdeath0500
|
hub_return11
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Welcome back to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center. |
1263 |
mp_coop_lobbyhub_return1100
|
hub_return12
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Hello again, did you know these are the only set of tests available to you… you are going to need to select them again. |
1264 |
mp_coop_lobbyhub_return1200
|
hub_return13
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork. |
1265 |
mp_coop_lobbyhub_return1300
|
hub_return14
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team. |
1266 |
mp_coop_lobbyhub_return1400
|
hub_return21
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Welcome back to the hub, did you fail at selecting the correct course? |
1267 |
mp_coop_lobbyhub_return2100
|
hub_return22
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Welcome back to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center. [laughs] |
1268 |
mp_coop_lobbyhub_return2200
|
hub_return23
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests? |
1269 |
mp_coop_lobbyhub_return2300
|
hub_return24
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
If at first you don't succeed, quit and try another course. |
1270 |
mp_coop_lobbyhub_return2400
|
hub_return31
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Welcome back, testing is available. |
1271 |
mp_coop_lobbyhub_return3100
|
hub_return32
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Was that course too difficult? |
1272 |
mp_coop_lobbyhub_return3200
|
hub_return33
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub? |
1273 |
mp_coop_lobbyhub_return3300
|
hub_return41
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either. |
1274 |
mp_coop_lobbyhub_return4100
|
hub_return42
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests? |
1275 |
mp_coop_lobbyhub_return4200
|
hub_return43
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here. |
1276 |
mp_coop_lobbyhub_return4300
|
hub_return51
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Are you scared to save those humans? |
1277 |
mp_coop_lobbyhub_return5100
|
hub_return52
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Are you scared to save those humans? |
1278 |
mp_coop_lobbyhub_return5200
|
hub_return53
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Welcome back quitters, maybe you can find another course for you to fail. |
1279 |
mp_coop_lobbyhub_return5300
|
hub_returnall1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| announcer |
Welcome to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center. You have unlocked all available courses. |
1280 |
mp_coop_lobbyhub_returnall100
|
hub_returnall2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| announcer |
Warning! All testing courses are currently available. |
1281 |
mp_coop_lobbyhub_returnall200
|
hub_returnall3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| announcer |
Congratulations on successfully returning to the central hub room. From here you can select all previously completed courses. |
1282 |
mp_coop_lobbyhub_returnall300
|
hub_returnall4
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| announcer |
For your testing convenience, all tests are available and all safety precautions within testing chambers have been deactivated. |
1283 |
mp_coop_lobbyhub_returnall400
|
hub_returnall5
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| announcer |
Welcome back to the central hub. All test courses are available. You may redundantly solve the courses at your leisure. |
1284 |
mp_coop_lobbyhub_returnall500
|
hub_returnall6
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| announcer |
Thank you for completing the testing courses. If you enjoyed your experience, you may now re-enter the testing course of your choice. |
1285 |
mp_coop_lobbyhub_returnall600
|
hub_returnall7
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| announcer |
By completing all test courses, you have achieved Level C security clearance. You may now access all testing courses and three of Aperture Science's 176 restrooms. |
1286 |
mp_coop_lobbyhub_returnall700
|
mp_coop_lobby2
taunts
tauntstory
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Stop it! |
1330 |
tauntstauntstory01
|
| glados |
Did you know we originally used these cameras to capture moments of intense pain and agony in test subjects? |
None |
tauntstauntstory02
|
| glados |
If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, we gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge. |
None |
tauntstauntstory03
|
| glados |
The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras. |
None |
tauntstauntstory04
|
taunt_big_wave1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Yes, I see you. |
1234 |
tauntstaunt_big_wave100
|
taunt_big_wave2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I'm seriously not paying atten-- STOP THAT RIGHT NOW! |
1235 |
tauntstaunt_big_wave200
|
taunt_big_wave3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Keep it up and your arm will get stuck like that. |
1236 |
tauntstaunt_big_wave300
|
taunt_big_wave4
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Hellllooo, imbecile. |
1237 |
tauntstaunt_big_wave400
|
taunt_big_wave5
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Yes, I see you waving. |
1238 |
tauntstaunt_big_wave500
|
taunt_cannonball1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Good job jumping. You must be very proud. |
1224 |
tauntstaunt_cannonball100
|
taunt_cannonball2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I hardly think you're even trying with these gestures anymore. |
1225 |
tauntstaunt_cannonball200
|
taunt_cannonball3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Did something happen? [yawn] I wasn't watching. |
1226 |
tauntstaunt_cannonball300
|
taunt_highfive1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
That is not part of the test. |
1207 |
tauntstaunt_highfive100
|
taunt_highfive2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Slapping hands. That accomplishes something. |
1208 |
tauntstaunt_highfive200
|
taunt_highfive3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head. |
1209 |
tauntstaunt_highfive300
|
taunt_highfive4
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
You're doing a great job of disappointing me. |
1289 |
tauntstaunt_highfive400
|
taunt_laugh1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you cutting that out. |
1239 |
tauntstaunt_laugh100
|
taunt_laugh2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Yes. Let's all laugh. Ha. Ha. Ha. |
1240 |
tauntstaunt_laugh200
|
taunt_laugh3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Ha ha ha ha ha, good one. |
1241 |
tauntstaunt_laugh300
|
taunt_laugh4
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you stopping that. |
1253 |
tauntstaunt_laugh400
|
taunt_laugh5
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Ha ha ha ha ha. Did I tell you the one about the turned-off reassembly machine? |
1254 |
tauntstaunt_laugh500
|
taunt_laugh6
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Is it the lack of mirrors in test chambers that encourages you to do this? |
1291 |
tauntstaunt_laugh600
|
taunt_robot_arm_ripple1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Are you broken? It looks like you're malfunctioning. |
1242 |
tauntstaunt_robot_arm_ripple100
|
taunt_robot_arm_ripple2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Really, not even humans do that anymore. |
1243 |
tauntstaunt_robot_arm_ripple200
|
taunt_robot_arm_ripple3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
You're no longer bothering me. You're only hurting my impression of you. |
1244 |
tauntstaunt_robot_arm_ripple300
|
taunt_robot_arm_ripple4
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Look at you. Dancing. |
1245 |
tauntstaunt_robot_arm_ripple400
|
taunt_robot_arm_ripple5
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know. |
1246 |
tauntstaunt_robot_arm_ripple500
|
taunt_robot_arm_ripple6
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Oh great, dancing again. |
1247 |
tauntstaunt_robot_arm_ripple600
|
taunt_robot_arm_ripple7
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
DANCING is NOT SCIENCE! |
1292 |
tauntstaunt_robot_arm_ripple700
|
taunt_rockpaperscissors1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I defy you to tell me there's a purpose to what you're doing. |
1217 |
tauntstaunt_rockpaperscissors100
|
taunt_rockpaperscissors3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Come on. You were raised better than that. |
1287 |
tauntstaunt_rockpaperscissors300
|
taunt_small_wave1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Yes, I see you, and no, I don't care. |
1227 |
tauntstaunt_small_wave100
|
taunt_small_wave2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Yes? Something you need? |
1228 |
tauntstaunt_small_wave200
|
taunt_small_wave3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
You do know I can't wave back right? |
1229 |
tauntstaunt_small_wave300
|
taunt_small_wave4
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Stop with the waves. |
1230 |
tauntstaunt_small_wave400
|
taunt_small_wave_portalgun1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Are you trying to get my attention? I am very busy, you know. |
1231 |
tauntstaunt_small_wave_portalgun100
|
taunt_small_wave_portalgun2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Not paying attennnntion... |
1232 |
tauntstaunt_small_wave_portalgun200
|
taunt_small_wave_portalgun3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Are you expecting applause? |
1233 |
tauntstaunt_small_wave_portalgun300
|
taunt_somersault1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I give you a score of 3.4 for style and 10 for being annoying. |
1219 |
tauntstaunt_somersault100
|
taunt_somersault2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
A somersault is just falling over in style. Congratulations on being clumsy. |
1220 |
tauntstaunt_somersault200
|
taunt_somersault3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
If I stop watching, I'm sure you'll get bored of this. |
1221 |
tauntstaunt_somersault300
|
taunt_splits1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you. |
1222 |
tauntstaunt_splits100
|
taunt_splits2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
You're the type of show-off who only shows off really stupid things. |
1223 |
tauntstaunt_splits200
|
taunt_teamhug1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits. |
1210 |
tauntstaunt_teamhug100
|
taunt_teamhug2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Be careful. Hugging can lead to... well, me disassembling you forever. |
1211 |
tauntstaunt_teamhug200
|
taunt_teamhug3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Stop touching each other! |
1212 |
tauntstaunt_teamhug300
|
taunt_teamhug4
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not. |
1290 |
tauntstaunt_teamhug400
|
taunt_teamtease1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Are you trying to impress me? What would impress me more is if you never did that again. |
1213 |
tauntstaunt_teamtease100
|
taunt_teamtease2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I'll interpret that gesture to mean that you want me to become even more vindictive toward you. |
1214 |
tauntstaunt_teamtease200
|
taunt_teamtease3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Orange, I certainly expected more from you. |
1215 |
tauntstaunt_teamtease300
|
taunt_teamtease4
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Blue, don't sink to Orange's level. |
1216 |
tauntstaunt_teamtease400
|
taunt_teamtease5
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Even humans, as stupid as they are, would say you look stupid when you do that. |
1288 |
tauntstaunt_teamtease500
|
taunt_trickfire2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
You really aren't getting tired of that, are you? |
1327 |
tauntstaunt_trickfire200
|
taunt_trickfire3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you. |
1328 |
tauntstaunt_trickfire300
|
taunt_trickfire4
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
You're doing a great job of disappointing me. |
1329 |
tauntstaunt_trickfire400
|
taunt_trickfire_handstand1
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Now you're thinking with stupidity. |
1248 |
tauntstaunt_trickfire_handstand100
|
taunt_trickfire_handstand2
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Now you're just not thinking. |
1249 |
tauntstaunt_trickfire_handstand200
|
taunt_trickfire_handstand3
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
Congratulations. You're upside down now. |
1250 |
tauntstaunt_trickfire_handstand300
|
taunt_trickfire_handstand4
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake. |
1251 |
tauntstaunt_trickfire_handstand400
|
taunt_trickfire_handstand5
| Character |
Voice Line |
Index |
Unique Key
|
| glados |
You're going to hurt yourself doing that and then I will be ECSTATIC. |
1252 |
tauntstaunt_trickfire_handstand500
|