User:Boebi/History

History

On this page I'll be trying to put together a history of the Half Life universe.

This is a personal page on my own namespace. If you have anything to add or you managed to find something I didn't, please post on the talk page. Thanks!

Coming soon

I'll work on this in the next few days, thank you for your patience.

Aparture science .com

On the Aparture science website, you can find some interesting stuff.

• 1953 Aparture science begins operations as manufacturer of shower curtains. Early product line provides a very low-tech portal between the inside and outside of your shower. Very little science is actually involved. The name is chosen to make the curtains appear more hygienic.
• 1956 Eisenhower administration awards Aparture a contract to provide shower curtains to all branches of the military except the Navy.
• 1957-1975 Mostly shower curtains.
• 1978 Aparture Founder and CEO, Cave Johnson, is exposed to mercury while secretly developing a dangerous mercury-injected rubber sheeting from wich he plans to manufacture 7 deadly curtains to be given as gifts to each member of the House Naval Appropriations committee.

If you want you can help me finishing this off. See here how

How to use aparture science.com

Go to the site, and say "LOGIN"
User: CJOHNSON
Pass: TIER3
Then say "NOTES"