User:Cowsfeelchicken

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welcome to BatshitInsane productions!

so i think im gonna invest my time into using a proven game engine for any further BatshitInsane productions, and the source engine seems like an obvious choice, given its proven to work and supports the full gamut of features inherent to this era of gaming.

GUESTBOOK

i'll use my name as an example for the format you should use.

Name -- username -- applying for developer position? -- if so what field?

1. Max Lauf -- Cowsfeelchicken -- N/A
2. Andy Harris -- GoatOnAPole -- N/A

DEVELOPERS

heres the list of developers. dont post in here, this is for me.

--username -- division(s)
--Cowsfeelchicken --team leaders, creative concepts, artistic development, consumer advisory board
--GoatOnAPole --team leaders, creative concepts, voice talent, consumer advisory board

FAN.CLUB

none yet, but hopefully someone will like our shit.

RANDOM.SHIT

insert words here.

PROJECTS!

  • simon's rock, the videogame.

BatshitInsane productions consumer advisory rating system:

since our games may contain (intentional) perverse, innapropriate, mature, shocking, repulsive, or other bad bad content, i have meticulously designed this ratings system. it is as follows:

  • puffy bunnies and warm milk: a baby could play this game and suffer only slight retardation.
  • guinea pig: mostly harmless.
  • kitty cat with a hangover: slightly offensive, may contain or cause the emission of small amounts of blood, urine, semen, bile, or optic fluid.
  • rabid skunk: now we're getting into the hard stuff. intense blood and violence, use of the word "fuck" or other profanities, race related humor, etc...
  • cross-eyed llama with an overbite, two hangnails, and an appetite for human flesh: we dont know what game could ever get this kind of rating, but god forbid we ever make one.

about us...

BatshitInsane productions is a not-for-profit collective dedicated to the production of quality entertainment. well, maybe not quality, but if you find it entertaining then download it. and tell your friends!

licensing and whatever

we swear not to charge you any money for the use of, distribution of, or other shit pertaining to our games. cause WE LOVE FREEWARE!!! you are free to distribute any software produced by BatshitInsane productions under this license as long as you agree to THESE TWO TERMS!!!!!!


contact

my email is maxlauf88@yahoo.com -max AKA cowsfeelchicken