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== Mapper Friendly Airlines == | |||
'''Wolfenstein 3D''' | |||
All of the passengers push a little biplane until it flies. Then they hop in until the plane falls to the ground. They get out and push the plane until it flies, then they hop in again, etc. | |||
'''Doom''' | |||
Many competent engineers gather at midnight, while the moon is full and the clouds are thick, and argue over what they want. Finally they build a small commercial plane, along with several smaller versions. All of the stewards, stewardesses, engineers, and persona look the same and act the same. If you ask a question, they tell you that you don't want to know, don't need to know, and would you please sit down and watch the movie. Later, the plane's bluprints are burned and cast into the ocean. | |||
'''Quake''' | |||
More engineers rebuild the Doom planes from scratch. The planes take off while the passengers are loading. Some make it to their destinations. All think they got there. | |||
'''Quake II''' | |||
The first commercial jet plane. Takeoff is turbulence-free. In fact, the whole ride is perfect as long as the passengers are heavily sedated. | |||
'''Half-Life''' | |||
The engineers have 5 different faces, the stewards all look thin and white, and the pilot is some geek with a goatee. For some reason, the passengers are all pleased though Half-Life Air has no variation whatsoever. There are only two women in the flight crew: the copilot and the terrorists. No one minds the antifeminism, either. | |||
'''Quake III''' | |||
Basically, the Q2 plane with the Q1 concept and the Half-Life crew. Except this crew is full of strangely proportioned people with explosive weapons. | |||
'''Half-life 2''' | |||
Six years after the opening of Half-life Airlines. The engineers are now highly varied, with women. there is only one steward left, but he has gained a tan. the copilot has disapeared and been relaced by a woman who doesn't wear a proper uniform. all management exept the president have been fired, and security at the airports is tightened to the point of being reminisent of the book 1984. | |||
Revision as of 11:23, 13 September 2008
Greetings!
Hello, Person who has nothing better to do than read about my igsinifigint life. My name is JeffMOD. No, not my REAL name, by webname. I map for HL, with Hammer 3.4 and ZHLT, whitch is broken. I am a fan of Sven Coop, and I want Hammer 4. Really bad. But I have dial-up. be happy you have highspeed, person! BE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This page is updated periodicaly On every whenever I feel like it. :) If you think any of my comments are idiotic or pointless, PLEASE Keep your opinions to yourself, as I get angry easily. I am not a people person. I am a computer person.
ALL OLD NEWS WILL BE DELETED EVENTUALLY
Questions I ask myself
Is the cake a lie? You can get to it, but It was really not goint to be shared...
- Will Gordon and Alyx ever get to know each other better? its hard to do when you're fighting for your life...
- Speaking of which, how does anyone get to know Gordon if he never speaks? the face can't always say it all.
- Why do I bother with this stuff if I the only one who reads user pages?
I feel so stupid. -Walter Herriman, Stargate Sg1, season 10, episode "200"
Mapper Friendly Airlines
Wolfenstein 3D
All of the passengers push a little biplane until it flies. Then they hop in until the plane falls to the ground. They get out and push the plane until it flies, then they hop in again, etc.
Doom
Many competent engineers gather at midnight, while the moon is full and the clouds are thick, and argue over what they want. Finally they build a small commercial plane, along with several smaller versions. All of the stewards, stewardesses, engineers, and persona look the same and act the same. If you ask a question, they tell you that you don't want to know, don't need to know, and would you please sit down and watch the movie. Later, the plane's bluprints are burned and cast into the ocean.
Quake
More engineers rebuild the Doom planes from scratch. The planes take off while the passengers are loading. Some make it to their destinations. All think they got there.
Quake II
The first commercial jet plane. Takeoff is turbulence-free. In fact, the whole ride is perfect as long as the passengers are heavily sedated.
Half-Life
The engineers have 5 different faces, the stewards all look thin and white, and the pilot is some geek with a goatee. For some reason, the passengers are all pleased though Half-Life Air has no variation whatsoever. There are only two women in the flight crew: the copilot and the terrorists. No one minds the antifeminism, either.
Quake III
Basically, the Q2 plane with the Q1 concept and the Half-Life crew. Except this crew is full of strangely proportioned people with explosive weapons.
Half-life 2
Six years after the opening of Half-life Airlines. The engineers are now highly varied, with women. there is only one steward left, but he has gained a tan. the copilot has disapeared and been relaced by a woman who doesn't wear a proper uniform. all management exept the president have been fired, and security at the airports is tightened to the point of being reminisent of the book 1984.