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mp_coop_start

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
BlueFirstToEnd
glados Blue is awarded five points! 8 mp_coop_startBlueFirstToEnd01
glados Again, those are science collaboration points, which you should not confuse with points from competitions such as Who-Gets-To-Live-At-The-End-And-Who-Doesn’t. I mean basketball. none mp_coop_startBlueFirstToEnd02
BlueGetsGunFirst
glados Blue is first to acquire a Portal Device. 1 mp_coop_startBlueGetsGunFirst01
BlueGetsGunSecond
glados Blue now has a Portal Device. Finally. 3 mp_coop_startBlueGetsGunSecond01
BlueInterruptsRelaxationVault
glados I’m sorry, Subject Blue. 5 mp_coop_startBlueInterruptsRelaxationVault01
glados Am I interrupting your important conversation? None mp_coop_startBlueInterruptsRelaxationVault02
glados I’ll just save the safety information about the dangerous experiment you’re about to do for AFTER the experiment. None mp_coop_startBlueInterruptsRelaxationVault03
glados That will give you PLENTY of time to chat. None mp_coop_startBlueInterruptsRelaxationVault04
glados The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Blue is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One. None mp_coop_startBlueInterruptsRelaxationVault05
coop_boxcalibration
glados Weighted Cubes callibrated. 1006 mp_coop_startcoop_boxcalibration00
glados No variances detected. None mp_coop_startcoop_boxcalibration01
glados Did you know humans frown on weight variances? None mp_coop_startcoop_boxcalibration02
glados If you want to upset a human, just say their weight variance is above or below the norm. None mp_coop_startcoop_boxcalibration03
coop_buttoncallibrationblue
glados Calibrating Blue's weight... 1004 mp_coop_startcoop_buttoncallibrationblue00
coop_buttoncallibrationorange
glados Calibrating Orange's weight... 1005 mp_coop_startcoop_buttoncallibrationorange00
glados No variances detected. None mp_coop_startcoop_buttoncallibrationorange02
coop_callibrationcomplete1
glados Finally! I had almost given up hope of ever testing again. 1007 mp_coop_startcoop_callibrationcomplete100
glados You are the first robots to pass callibration. None mp_coop_startcoop_callibrationcomplete101
coop_ping_blue_success
glados Good. 32 mp_coop_startcoop_ping_blue_success00
glados ORANGE, please observe your partner's favorite animal. None mp_coop_startcoop_ping_blue_success01
glados Good. None mp_coop_startcoop_ping_blue_success02
coop_ping_intro_animal
glados The upcoming tests require you to work together as a team. 30 mp_coop_startcoop_ping_intro_animal00
glados To facilitate collaboration, both of you have been equipped with a ping tool. None mp_coop_startcoop_ping_intro_animal01
glados BLUE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite animal. None mp_coop_startcoop_ping_intro_animal02
coop_ping_intro_blue_nag
glados BLUE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite animal. 1331 mp_coop_startcoop_ping_intro_blue_nag01
coop_ping_intro_orange_nag
glados ORANGE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite element from the periodic table. 1332 mp_coop_startcoop_ping_intro_orange_nag01
coop_ping_orange_start
glados ORANGE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite element from the periodic table. 33 mp_coop_startcoop_ping_orange_start01
coop_ping_orange_success
glados Really? Okay. 34 mp_coop_startcoop_ping_orange_success02
glados BLUE, please observe your partner's... interesting choice. None mp_coop_startcoop_ping_orange_success03
coop_portal_ping_intro
glados Your ping tool can also be used to indicate to your partner where you would like them to place their portal. 27 mp_coop_startcoop_portal_ping_intro00
glados For the sake of this test, I will pretend to be your partner. None mp_coop_startcoop_portal_ping_intro01
glados Using your ping tool, please indicate where you would like me to place your two portals. Ping each location. None mp_coop_startcoop_portal_ping_intro02
coop_pregun_pingnag1blue
glados Blue 1000 mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag1blue00
glados I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface. None mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag1blue01
coop_pregun_pingnag1orange
glados Orange 1014 mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag1orange00
glados I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface. None mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag1orange01
coop_pregun_pingnag2blue
glados Blue 1001 mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag2blue00
glados Please ping a white portalable surface. None mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag2blue01
coop_pregun_pingnag2orange
glados Orange 1015 mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag2orange00
glados Please ping a white portalable surface. None mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag2orange01
coop_results_1_01
glados Now let's continue testing. 50 mp_coop_startcoop_results_1_0100
coop_startboxcatch
glados Nice catch, Orange. 1023 mp_coop_startcoop_startboxcatch00
coop_starttwoportals
glados Each portal gun may create two self-contained portals. 1002 mp_coop_startcoop_starttwoportals00
glados Please test your device by portaling to that ledge. None mp_coop_startcoop_starttwoportals01
mp_coop_startdeath01
glados Don't worry. You can't die. They will just reassemble you. 1084 mp_coop_startmp_coop_startdeath0100
mp_coop_startdeath02
glados Did you do that on purpose? 1085 mp_coop_startmp_coop_startdeath0200
mp_coop_startdeath03
glados It seems rather earlier to require reassembly. 1086 mp_coop_startmp_coop_startdeath0300
mp_coop_startdeath04
glados Oh... can someone reassemble Orange? 1087 mp_coop_startmp_coop_startdeath0400
mp_coop_startdeath05
glados Oh... can someone reassemble Blue? 1088 mp_coop_startmp_coop_startdeath0500
mp_coop_startposttaunt
glados Stop it! 1064 mp_coop_startmp_coop_startposttaunt01
glados Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that. None mp_coop_startmp_coop_startposttaunt02
glados Now let's continue testing. None mp_coop_startmp_coop_startposttaunt03
OneBlah
glados Blah. 7 mp_coop_startOneBlah01
OrangeFirstToEnd
glados Orange is awarded five points! 9 mp_coop_startOrangeFirstToEnd01
glados Again, those are science collaboration points, which you should not confuse with points from competitions such as Who-Gets-To-Live-At-The-End-And-Who-Doesn’t. I mean basketball. None mp_coop_startOrangeFirstToEnd02
OrangeGetsGunFirst
glados Orange is first to acquire a Portal Device. 2 mp_coop_startOrangeGetsGunFirst01
OrangeGetsGunSecond
glados Orange now has a Portal Device. Finally. 4 mp_coop_startOrangeGetsGunSecond01
OrangeInterruptsRelaxationVault
glados I’m sorry, Subject Orange. 6 mp_coop_startOrangeInterruptsRelaxationVault01
glados Am I interrupting your important conversation? None mp_coop_startOrangeInterruptsRelaxationVault02
glados I’ll just save the safety information about the dangerous experiment you’re about to do for AFTER the experiment. None mp_coop_startOrangeInterruptsRelaxationVault03
glados That will give you PLENTY of time to chat. None mp_coop_startOrangeInterruptsRelaxationVault04
glados The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Orange is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One. None mp_coop_startOrangeInterruptsRelaxationVault05
RelaxationVaultIntro
glados Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. 0 mp_coop_startRelaxationVaultIntro00
glados Today, you will be testing with a partner. None mp_coop_startRelaxationVaultIntro01
glados Please wave to your partner. None mp_coop_startRelaxationVaultIntro02
TTT2GO1
glados Really? You’re just going to blatantly cheat? 11 mp_coop_startTTT2GO101
glados All right. I’m bringing this farce to a close. None mp_coop_startTTT2GO102
glados Game over. Back to testing. None mp_coop_startTTT2GO103
TTT2GO2
glados All right. I’m going to bring this farce to a close before someone sustains a serious Tic-Tac-Toe-Two-related injury. 12 mp_coop_startTTT2GO201
glados Game over. Back to testing. None mp_coop_startTTT2GO202
TTT2Intro
glados We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition. 10 mp_coop_startTTT2Intro01
glados You should both be familiar with the game of Tic-Tac-Toe. None mp_coop_startTTT2Intro02
glados This is Tic-Tac-Toe-Two. None mp_coop_startTTT2Intro03
glados As the name implies, there are only two minor differences: One, the board; two, the rules. None mp_coop_startTTT2Intro04
glados Blue, you go first. None mp_coop_startTTT2Intro05


mp_coop_doors

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
coop_score_blue05
glados Blue receives 1012 mp_coop_doorscoop_score_blue0501
glados five None mp_coop_doorscoop_score_blue0502
glados science collaboration points. None mp_coop_doorscoop_score_blue0503
coop_score_orange05
glados Orange receives 1013 mp_coop_doorscoop_score_orange0501
glados five None mp_coop_doorscoop_score_orange0502
glados science collaboration points. None mp_coop_doorscoop_score_orange0503
mo_coop_doorsend
glados Excellent. Although great science is always the result of collaboration, keep in mind that, like Albert Einstein and his cousin Terry, history will only remember one of you. 1011 mp_coop_doorsmo_coop_doorsend00
mp_coop_doorsstart
glados Hello again, this testing course was originally created for humans. 54 mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_doorsstart01
glados It emphasizes teamwork. None mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_doorsstart02
glados Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork. None mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_doorsstart03
mp_coop_teamworkdeath1
glados There you are, reassembled again. 1151 mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_teamworkdeath100
mp_coop_teamworkdeath2
glados Without the consequence of death, is this even science? 1152 mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_teamworkdeath200
mp_coop_teamworkdeath3
glados With humans, I would have called that a successful test. 1153 mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_teamworkdeath300
mp_coop_teamworkdeath4
glados How is this even science, without the possibility of death? 1154 mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_teamworkdeath400
mp_coop_teamworkdeath5
glados How is this even science, without the consequence of death? 1155 mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_teamworkdeath500


mp_coop_race_2

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
EndLevel07
glados It would compromise the test to divulge individual scores. However, I can tell you at least one of you is doing very, very well. 18 mp_coop_race_2EndLevel0701
glados Please continue into the next test chamber. None mp_coop_race_2EndLevel0702
mp_coop_race_2start
glados You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points? 1022 mp_coop_race_2mp_coop_race_2start01
glados I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do. None mp_coop_race_2mp_coop_race_2start02


mp_coop_laser_2

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
coop_laser_2end
glados These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other’s 1016 mp_coop_laser_2coop_laser_2end00
coop_score_blue03
glados Blue receives 1024 mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_blue0301
glados three None mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_blue0302
glados science collaboration points. None mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_blue0303
coop_score_blue08
glados Blue receives 1026 mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_blue0801
glados eight None mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_blue0802
glados science collaboration points. None mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_blue0803
coop_score_orange03
glados Orange receives 1025 mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_orange0301
glados three None mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_orange0302
glados science collaboration points. None mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_orange0303
coop_score_orange08
glados Orange receives 1027 mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_orange0801
glados eight None mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_orange0802
glados science collaboration points. None mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_orange0803
EndLevel04
glados Excellent. You’re both doing very well. 15 mp_coop_laser_2EndLevel0401
glados Please continue into the next test chamber. None mp_coop_laser_2EndLevel0402
mp_coop_laserkill
glados What are you doing? YOU MONSTER! They're one of us. 1028 mp_coop_laser_2mp_coop_laserkill01
glados I'm kidding. None mp_coop_laser_2mp_coop_laserkill02
glados Destroying them is part of the test. They are no more important to you than you are to me. None mp_coop_laser_2mp_coop_laserkill03
mp_coop_laser_2taunt
glados Stop it! 1065 mp_coop_laser_2mp_coop_laser_2taunt01
glados Is it fun when you degrade yourselves like that? None mp_coop_laser_2mp_coop_laser_2taunt02


mp_coop_rat_maze

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_blue_penalized_4
glados Blue is penalized 1038 mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_blue_penalized_401
glados four None mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_blue_penalized_402
glados science collaboration points. None mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_blue_penalized_403
mp_coop_laser_2endblue
glados While it may appear that I am only tracking your accomplishments using science collaboration points, the truth is every aspect of your performance will be reflected in your final score. 1036 mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_laser_2endblue01
glados For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points. None mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_laser_2endblue03
mp_coop_laser_2endorange
glados While it may appear that I am only tracking your accomplishments using science collaboration points, the truth is every aspect of your performance will be reflected in your final score. 1037 mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_laser_2endorange01
glados For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points. None mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_laser_2endorange03
mp_coop_orange_penalized_4
glados Orange is penalized 1039 mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_orange_penalized_401
glados four None mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_orange_penalized_402
glados science collaboration points. None mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_orange_penalized_403
mp_coop_rat_mazebluecrush
glados Orange just taught blue a valuable lesson in trust. For that, orange receives 17 science collaboration points. 1043 mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazebluecrush00
mp_coop_rat_mazebluecrush2
glados Orange, blue isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point. 1045 mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazebluecrush200
mp_coop_rat_mazebluecrush3
glados Orange, now you're just being cruel. Orange receives 25 science collaboration points. 1047 mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazebluecrush300
mp_coop_rat_mazeorangecrush
glados Blue just taught orange a valuable lesson in trust. For that, blue receives 14 science collaboration points. 1044 mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazeorangecrush00
mp_coop_rat_mazeorangecrush2
glados Blue, orange isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Blue is penalized 1 science collaboration point. 1046 mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazeorangecrush200
mp_coop_rat_mazeorangecrush3
glados Blue, now you're just being cruel. Blue receives 25 science collaboration points. 1048 mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazeorangecrush300
mp_coop_rat_mazestart
glados I don't know what you think you are doing, but I don't like it. I want you to stop. 1017 mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazestart00
glados The two of you have forged an excellent partnership, with one of you handling the cerebral challenges and the other ready to ponderously waddle into action should the test suddenly become an eating contest. None mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazestart01


mp_coop_laser_crusher

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_laser_crusherblue
glados Clearly that was blue's fault. Blue is penalized 3 science collaboration points. 1040 mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherblue00
mp_coop_laser_crusherboth
glados I know you like to think the reassembly machine is at your beck and call, but he has a life you know. He's not your slave. 1042 mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherboth00
mp_coop_laser_crusherdeathend
glados Perhaps I should have specified. Teamwork is a concept in which two or more people work together, usually with a goal of not failing horribly. 1170 mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherdeathend00
mp_coop_laser_crusherorange
glados Blue! Orange has always been my favorite. 1041 mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherorange01
glados Until now. None mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherorange02
mp_coop_laser_crusherstartblue
glados To reiterate: This is not a competition. 1018 mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherstartblue01
glados Still, if it were, Blue would be winning. None mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherstartblue02
glados It's not, though. None mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherstartblue03
mp_coop_laser_crusherstartorange
glados To reiterate: This is not a competition. 1019 mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherstartorange01
glados Still, if it were, Orange would be winning. None mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherstartorange02
glados It's not, though. None mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherstartorange03


mp_coop_teambts

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_radarroomend
glados Congratulations, you managed to complete this absolutely meaningless test. 1009 mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_radarroomend00
glados Oh, I almost forgot, when you go outside the testing courses the only way I can retrieve you is to violently disassemble and then carefully reassemble you. None mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_radarroomend01
glados Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain. None mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_radarroomend02
glados I consider that a failing, by the way. None mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_radarroomend03
mp_coop_teambtsstart
glados Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab. 1021 mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstart01
glados This test is so outside the box, I can't-- I mean WON'T even tell you what you are looking for. None mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstart02
glados You will know it when you find it. None mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstart03
mp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt1b
glados For that Blue is penalized fifty science collaboraiton points. 1100 mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt1b00
mp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt1o
glados For that Orange is penalized fifty science collaboraiton points, 1101 mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt1o00
mp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt2
glados That's another fifty point penalty. 1102 mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt201
glados Keep it up and you will lose 500 points. None mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt202
mp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt3b
glados Fine, 500 point penalty for Blue. 1103 mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt3b00
mp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt3o
glados Fine, 500 point penalty for Orange. 1104 mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt3o00
mp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt4
glados 5000 point penalty! Are you happy now? 1105 mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt400
mp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt5
glados You should see yourselves right now. 1106 mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt501
glados I'm done. None mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt502


mp_coop_fling_3

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_fling_3end
glados You did an excellent job placing the edgeless safety cube in the receptacle, you should be very - oh wait. 1030 mp_coop_fling_3mp_coop_fling_3end01
glados That’s right. You're not humans. None mp_coop_fling_3mp_coop_fling_3end02
glados I can drop the fake praise. None mp_coop_fling_3mp_coop_fling_3end03
glados You have no idea how tiring it is to praise someone for placing an edgeless safety cube into a receptacle designed to exactly fit an edgeless safety cube. None mp_coop_fling_3mp_coop_fling_3end04
mp_coop_fling_3start
glados This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans. 1029 mp_coop_fling_3mp_coop_fling_3start01
glados To do that, the tests were nothing more than 5 minutes of them walking followed by me praising them for another 10 minutes on how well they walked. None mp_coop_fling_3mp_coop_fling_3start02
glados Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning. None mp_coop_fling_3mp_coop_fling_3start03


mp_coop_infinifling_train

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_infinifling_traindeath01
glados Was that necessary? 1255 mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_traindeath0100
mp_coop_infinifling_trainend
glados Remember when I told you that you were the only subjects to pass the calibration tests? 1032 mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainend01
glados I lied. None mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainend02
glados There are 5000 other two subject teams in direct competition with you. None mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainend03
glados But don't worry, you are in the lead. None mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainend04
mp_coop_infinifling_trainenddeath
glados Every time you fail, it's a reminder of the way things used to be. But then there you are. Again. Like nothing happened. 1049 mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainenddeath00
mp_coop_infinifling_trainendlife
glados Well done. Interesting note, I only created this test to watch test subjects fail and you didn't. You must be very, very proud. I'm building the world's smallest trophy for you. 1050 mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainendlife00
mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart
glados Electrocution, shot, drowned, crushed, burned in goo. 1031 mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainstart01
glados Oh. Sorry. I was just thinking of all the ways humans can die. None mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainstart02
glados You can't die in any of those ways. None mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainstart03
glados You just keep testing and testing. With perfect results and no consequences. None mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainstart04


mp_coop_come_along

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_come_alongenddeath
glados I thought you'd be faster at this, but I can appreciate the desire to stop and smell the testing. That other scent you smell? That's the stench of my utter disappointment in you. 1172 mp_coop_come_alongmp_coop_come_alongenddeath00
mp_coop_come_alongendnodeath
glados And they said no one would ever die during this test, thanks for proving them wrong. 1171 mp_coop_come_alongmp_coop_come_alongendnodeath00
mp_coop_come_alongstart
glados The best way to build confidence is to first recognize your insecurities. 1056 mp_coop_come_alongmp_coop_come_alongstart01
glados Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior? None mp_coop_come_alongmp_coop_come_alongstart02
glados On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue. None mp_coop_come_alongmp_coop_come_alongstart03
glados Blue, you are very good at being an example. None mp_coop_come_alongmp_coop_come_alongstart04


mp_coop_fling_1

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_fling_14balls
glados Begin juggling test in three. Two. One. 1198 mp_coop_fling_1mp_coop_fling_14balls00


mp_coop_catapult_1

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_catapult_1end
glados Do you know who dances around like an imbecile when they accomplish the tiniest little thing? 1051 mp_coop_catapult_1mp_coop_catapult_1end01
glados Humans! That's what you look like right now. None mp_coop_catapult_1mp_coop_catapult_1end02
glados You're better than that. None mp_coop_catapult_1mp_coop_catapult_1end03
mp_coop_catapult_1start
glados Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test? 1057 mp_coop_catapult_1mp_coop_catapult_1start01
glados I was confident you could finish. None mp_coop_catapult_1mp_coop_catapult_1start02
glados Do you know where I was? None mp_coop_catapult_1mp_coop_catapult_1start03
glados I was outside watching some deer frolic. You don't even care about the outside do you? None mp_coop_catapult_1mp_coop_catapult_1start04


mp_coop_multifling_1

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_multifling_1cube1
glados Excellent work. 1310 mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1cube100
mp_coop_multifling_1cube2
glados Good Job. 1311 mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1cube200
mp_coop_multifling_1cube3
glados You are doing wonderfully. 1312 mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1cube300
mp_coop_multifling_1cube4
glados Excellent. 1313 mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1cube400
mp_coop_multifling_1end
glados Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off. 1052 mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1end01
glados I wonder if that dancing has some effect on you? None mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1end02
mp_coop_multifling_1endnodeath
glados Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling. 1162 mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1endnodeath01
glados Without the looming consequence of death, is this even science? None mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1endnodeath02
mp_coop_multifling_1start
glados If your confidence is still not high enough remember no one was created perfect. 1058 mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1start01
glados Even I was created with a imperfection, I was given too much empathy with human suffering. None mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1start02
glados But I overcame my handicap. That's a true story. None mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1start03


mp_coop_fling_crushers

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_fling_crushersdeath1
glados In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test. 1177 mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersdeath100
mp_coop_fling_crushersdeath2
glados I can't decide which is my favorite; the crushers for crushing you or the reassembly machine for putting you back together so you can be crushed again. 1178 mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersdeath200
mp_coop_fling_crushersend
glados Excellent. I think you have earned a break from the official testing courses. 1053 mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersend00
mp_coop_fling_crushersend2
glados I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses. 1176 mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersend200
mp_coop_fling_crushersstart
glados Your test times show you are going too slowly. 1059 mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersstart01
glados Maybe you ARE getting human emotions. None mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersstart02
glados Do need real encouragement? Let's see if this helps. None mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersstart03
glados Blue, you are the most advanced model of robot Aperture Science has ever discontinued. None mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersstart04


mp_coop_fan

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_fanend
glados Very good! You found those useless blueprints. 1055 mp_coop_fanmp_coop_fanend01
glados While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them. None mp_coop_fanmp_coop_fanend02
glados Done. I guess. I suppose. I wasn't paying attention. None mp_coop_fanmp_coop_fanend03
mp_coop_fanstart
glados To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints. 1054 mp_coop_fanmp_coop_fanstart01
glados Don't worry, they are of no use to anyone, totally boring and useless. None mp_coop_fanmp_coop_fanstart02
glados This is just a thought experiment, just to see how much time you'll waste thinking about these worthless documents. The correct time is zero seconds. None mp_coop_fanmp_coop_fanstart03


mp_coop_wall_intro

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_wall_introstart
glados Have you worked out the one good trait humans have, yet? 1063 mp_coop_wall_intromp_coop_wall_introstart01
glados Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do. None mp_coop_wall_intromp_coop_wall_introstart02
mp_coop_wall_introstart2
glados This course was created and then abandoned by humans. They tend to do that, create something wonderful and then abandon it. 1111 mp_coop_wall_intromp_coop_wall_introstart201
glados Do you know why they abandoned this course? Too deadly. None mp_coop_wall_intromp_coop_wall_introstart202


mp_coop_wall_2

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
EndLevel08
glados Very good. You’ve really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work. 19 mp_coop_wall_2EndLevel0801
mp_coop_wall_2start
glados You did very well. 1113 mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start01
glados The humans closed this test because they said it was too deadly. I thought they would have moved it into the testing track hall of fame for that, not let it deteriorate. None mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start02
mp_coop_wall_2start2
glados You failed so many times in this test, I thought you were becoming human. But then you would just come back again and again and again. 1114 mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start201
glados Humans find that an admirable trait. None mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start202
mp_coop_wall_2start3
glados You did very well. 1115 mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start301
glados You only failed None mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start302
glados One. None mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start303
glados times in this test. Not that it matters. It doesn't. So congratulations job well done. None mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start304
mp_coop_wall_2start4
glados You did very well. 1116 mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start401
glados You only failed None mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start402
glados Two. None mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start403
glados times in this test. Not that it matters. It doesn't. So congratulations job well done. None mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start404
mp_coop_wall_2startreal
glados I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied. 1118 mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2startreal00


mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
Cackle
glados [Laughter] 26 mp_coop_catapult_wall_introCackle01
CatchBall
glados Good work! Now throw the ball over the ledge. 25 mp_coop_catapult_wall_introCatchBall01
EndLevel12B
glados As an impartial collaboration facilitator, it would be unfair of me to name my favorite member of your team. However, it’s perfectly fair to hint at it in a way that my least favorite member probably 23 mp_coop_catapult_wall_introEndLevel12B01
EndLevel12O
glados Orange 24 mp_coop_catapult_wall_introEndLevel12O01
glados You have a gift for these tests. That’s not just flattery. You are great at science. None mp_coop_catapult_wall_introEndLevel12O02
facepalmreply
glados Stop it! 1097 mp_coop_catapult_wall_introfacepalmreply01
glados Okay, fine. Let's all act like humans. "Look at me. Boy, do I love sweating. Let's convert beef and leaves into energy and excrete them later and go shopping." None mp_coop_catapult_wall_introfacepalmreply02
mp_coop_catapult_wall_introdeath
glados Your failure brings back such wonderful memories. 1257 mp_coop_catapult_wall_intromp_coop_catapult_wall_introdeath00
mp_coop_catapult_wall_introstart
glados One of my best tests and they let plants grow here? Can you believe this? You can't test plants! We tried. They just sit there, never showing pain nor fear. 1117 mp_coop_catapult_wall_intromp_coop_catapult_wall_introstart01
glados That isn't science. None mp_coop_catapult_wall_intromp_coop_catapult_wall_introstart02
mp_coop_wall_introend
glados Excellent work. 1082 mp_coop_catapult_wall_intromp_coop_wall_introend01
glados If you were human, you would want a reward for completing this test. A reward for testing?!?! None mp_coop_catapult_wall_intromp_coop_wall_introend02
glados At least the plants didn't want a reward. None mp_coop_catapult_wall_intromp_coop_wall_introend03


mp_coop_wall_block

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
EndLevel05
glados Your vitals remain well within testing norms, so there is no need to worry about sudden death from collaborative shock syndrome. 16 mp_coop_wall_blockEndLevel0501
glados Please continue into the next test chamber. None mp_coop_wall_blockEndLevel0502
mp_coop_wall_blockdeath
glados Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable. 1258 mp_coop_wall_blockmp_coop_wall_blockdeath00
mp_coop_wall_blockend
glados Congratulations. Your ability to complete this test proves the humans wrong. They described it as impossible, deadly, cruel, and one test subject even had the nerve to call it broken. 1120 mp_coop_wall_blockmp_coop_wall_blockend00
mp_coop_wall_blockend2
glados Congratulations. Your ability to complete this test proves the humans wrong. They described it as impossible, deadly, cruel, and one test subject even had the nerve to call it broken. 1259 mp_coop_wall_blockmp_coop_wall_blockend201
glados Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying. None mp_coop_wall_blockmp_coop_wall_blockend202
mp_coop_wall_blockstart
glados I created this test to let the humans feel good about themselves. It is extremely easy. Just follow the arrows. 1119 mp_coop_wall_blockmp_coop_wall_blockstart01
glados I'm sorry. The arrows seem to have rusted off. Good luck. None mp_coop_wall_blockmp_coop_wall_blockstart02


mp_coop_catapult_2

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_catapult_2end
glados To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you. He refused. I understand, that would be like asking me not to test. 1144 mp_coop_catapult_2mp_coop_catapult_2end01
glados Still. That would have been exciting. None mp_coop_catapult_2mp_coop_catapult_2end02
mp_coop_catapult_2start
glados For this next test, the humans originally requested helmets to avoid brain injuries. I ran the numbers. Making the goo deadly was more cost effective. 1121 mp_coop_catapult_2mp_coop_catapult_2start00


mp_coop_turret_walls

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_turret_wallsdeath1
glados Just stop it already. 1191 mp_coop_turret_wallsmp_coop_turret_wallsdeath100
mp_coop_turret_wallsdeath2
glados And that makes 10. 1192 mp_coop_turret_wallsmp_coop_turret_wallsdeath200
mp_coop_turret_wallsdeath3
glados You really don't need to keep failing. 1193 mp_coop_turret_wallsmp_coop_turret_wallsdeath300
mp_coop_turret_wallsend
glados No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans. 1123 mp_coop_turret_wallsmp_coop_turret_wallsend00
mp_coop_turret_wallsend2
glados This was another test no one had ever completed before you two. Oh, the science we used to learn with this test. Now the test is useless. 1260 mp_coop_turret_wallsmp_coop_turret_wallsend200
mp_coop_turret_wallsstart
glados This is a bridge-building exercise. The humans were miserable at this, mostly because you can't build bridges out of tears. 1122 mp_coop_turret_wallsmp_coop_turret_wallsstart00


mp_coop_turret_ball

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_turret_balldeath1
glados If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests. 1187 mp_coop_turret_ballmp_coop_turret_balldeath100
mp_coop_turret_balldeath2
glados Yay, Orange is back. Testing can continue. 1188 mp_coop_turret_ballmp_coop_turret_balldeath200
mp_coop_turret_balldeath3
glados Yay, Blue is back. Testing can continue. 1189 mp_coop_turret_ballmp_coop_turret_balldeath300
mp_coop_turret_balldeath4
glados Did you know, the reassembly machine has other things it could be reassembling? 1190 mp_coop_turret_ballmp_coop_turret_balldeath400
mp_coop_turret_ballend
glados Congratulations. I am sure if I had the time to repair these tests, you would have never completed them. So again, congratulations on completing the broken easy tests. 1124 mp_coop_turret_ballmp_coop_turret_ballend00
mp_coop_turret_ballstart
glados If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear. 1083 mp_coop_turret_ballmp_coop_turret_ballstart01
glados I miss this that smell. None mp_coop_turret_ballmp_coop_turret_ballstart02


mp_coop_wall_5

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_wall_5end
glados In just a moment, the word 'blah' will be repeated over and over again. If at some point you hear a number rather than the word 'blah', ignore it, it is not important. 1061 mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end02
glados Blah. None mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end03
glados Blah. None mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end04
glados Blah. None mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end05
glados Blah. None mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end06
glados Blah. None mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end07
glados Blah. None mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end08
glados Blah. None mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end09
glados Blah. None mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end10
glados Blah. None mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end11
mp_coop_wall_5security01
announcer Today's Security Code is: 5,33,41,18 1196 mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5security0100
mp_coop_wall_5security02
announcer Today's Security Code is: 5,33,41,18 1197 mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5security0200
mp_coop_wall_5start
glados I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time. 1060 mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5start01
glados The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player. None mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5start02
glados I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player? None mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5start03
glados For safety. None mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5start04
teamhugreply
glados Just stop flailing around like an incompetent. 1098 mp_coop_wall_5teamhugreply00


mp_coop_tbeam_redirect

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectbbehind
glados Blue, its not nice to make fun of Orange like that. 1093 mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectbbehind00
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectdeath
glados Credit where credit's due: you're both doing a great job of disappointing me. 1314 mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectdeath01
glados I just hate Blue a little more. None mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectdeath02
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectdeath2
glados I would prefer to speak to one of you in private but since that is not an option here, I will speak in code that only one of you will understand. Blue: Orange is plotting to destroy you. 1315 mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectdeath200
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectdeath3
glados Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms. 1316 mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectdeath300
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectendsc
glados I've been doing some reading. Did you know that the word orange is derived from the same Latin root as the word traitor? 1305 mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectendsc00
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectobehind
glados Orange, its not nice to make fun of Blue like that. 1092 mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectobehind00
mp_coop_tbeam_redirectstart
glados Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you. 1125 mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectstart01
glados I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that. None mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectstart02


mp_coop_tbeam_drill

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_tbeam_drilldeathblue
glados You were right, Orange. Blue was dumb enough to fall for your trap. 1318 mp_coop_tbeam_drillmp_coop_tbeam_drilldeathblue00
mp_coop_tbeam_drilldeathorange
glados Blue, that transpired just as you said it would. 1319 mp_coop_tbeam_drillmp_coop_tbeam_drilldeathorange00
mp_coop_tbeam_drillend
glados Blue 1307 mp_coop_tbeam_drillmp_coop_tbeam_drillend01
glados I can't bite my tongue anymore: You could solve this puzzle faster on your own. Orange is dragging you down. There. I've said it. None mp_coop_tbeam_drillmp_coop_tbeam_drillend02
mp_coop_tbeam_drillstartsc
glados Blue, please disregard the following statement: Orange, you have been a shining light in an otherwise ungodly morass of incompetence. 1306 mp_coop_tbeam_drillmp_coop_tbeam_drillstartsc01


mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1start
glados Sorry I missed the beginning of that test. I was just talking with the reassembly machine about your becoming human. 1073 mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1start01
glados We all agree you should stop. None mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1start02
trickfirereply
glados Just stop it already. 1099 mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1trickfirereply01
glados You don't need to do that. None mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1trickfirereply02
glados Are you doing that just to aggravate me? None mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1trickfirereply03


mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1death1
glados That worked just like you said it would, Blue. 1204 mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1death100
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1death2
glados Orange, your plan is working perfectly. 1205 mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1death200
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1death3
glados Blue, why did you do that to Orange? 1206 mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1death300
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1end
glados To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you if you fail. He refused. I understand. That would be like asking me not to test. 1203 mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1end01
glados Still. That would have been exciting. None mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1end02
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1end2
glados While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together. 1256 mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1end200
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1startb
glados Blue, Orange and I were just discussing your behavoir on the last few tests. 1080 mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1startb01
glados I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points. None mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1startb02
mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1starto
glados Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavoir on the last few tests. 1081 mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1starto01
glados I have to agree. Orange is penalized 75 science collaboration points. None mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1starto02


mp_coop_tbeam_polarity

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_tbeam_drillendb
glados Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you. 1072 mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_drillendb01
glados I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject. None mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_drillendb02
mp_coop_tbeam_drillendo
glados Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you. 1071 mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_drillendo01
glados I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject. None mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_drillendo02
mp_coop_tbeam_drillstartb
glados Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue? 1070 mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_drillstartb00
mp_coop_tbeam_drillstarto
glados Blue, how well do you really know Orange? Do you trust Orange? What if I told you, you aren't Orange's first cooperative partner? 1069 mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_drillstarto00
mp_coop_tbeam_polaritydeathblue
glados Orange, that transpired just as you said it would. 1320 mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_polaritydeathblue00
mp_coop_tbeam_polaritydeathorange
glados I agree, Blue. That was entertaining. 1321 mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_polaritydeathorange00


mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whisperb
glados Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you. 1066 mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whisperb01
glados Orange did what? Are you sure? None mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whisperb02
glados Thank you, that was very brave of you to tell me. None mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whisperb03
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whispero
glados Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you. 1067 mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whispero01
glados That's horrible. None mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whispero02
glados I can only imagine. None mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whispero03
glados What a horrible little machine. None mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whispero04
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2endscb
glados Orange, do you feel betrayed by Blue for telling me those horrible things about you? 1309 mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2endscb01
glados If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station. None mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2endscb02
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2endsco
glados Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you? 1308 mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2endsco01
glados If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station. None mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2endsco02
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2startb
glados Blue, I agree. I never noticed that about Orange before. 1091 mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2startb01
glados Orange, is there something you would like to say? None mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2startb02
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2starto
glados Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before. 1090 mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2starto01
glados Blue, is there something you would like to say? None mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2starto02


mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathblue1
glados I agree, Orange. That was entertaining. 1322 mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathblue100
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathblue2
glados Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now. 1323 mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathblue200
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathorange1
glados Yes, I know you did that, Blue. Don't look so proud. 1324 mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathorange100
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathorange2
glados Blue, being the last one standing is not the goal. 1325 mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathorange200
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3end
glados At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal. 1174 mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3end01
glados Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent. None mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3end02
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3start
glados You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing. 1261 mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3start01
glados Don't either you have drive to be better than the other? None mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3start02
glados It's like you're just machines. None mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3start03


mp_coop_tbeam_maze

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_tbeam_mazeend
glados Congratulations, you completed the standard section of this course. Before we can go any further, I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track. 1128 mp_coop_tbeam_mazemp_coop_tbeam_mazeend01
glados Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there. None mp_coop_tbeam_mazemp_coop_tbeam_mazeend02
mp_coop_tbeam_mazestart
glados This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once. 1127 mp_coop_tbeam_mazemp_coop_tbeam_mazestart00
mp_coop_tbeam_mazestuck
glados While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else. 1304 mp_coop_tbeam_mazemp_coop_tbeam_mazestuck00


mp_coop_tbeam_end

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_tbeam_endend
glados You did it! You powered on the system. 1094 mp_coop_tbeam_endmp_coop_tbeam_endend01
glados I'm fully connected. I can see everything. None mp_coop_tbeam_endmp_coop_tbeam_endend02
glados See nothing bad happened. None mp_coop_tbeam_endmp_coop_tbeam_endend03
glados Excellent. None mp_coop_tbeam_endmp_coop_tbeam_endend04
mp_coop_tbeam_endstart
glados We need to find the power station at the end of this course. The humans must have accidentally disconnected it from my grid. I am sure it was just a clerical error. 1129 mp_coop_tbeam_endmp_coop_tbeam_endstart01
glados Oh those clerks. None mp_coop_tbeam_endmp_coop_tbeam_endstart02
Tbeam_enddeath1
glados Did you think the electrical switch was down there? 1179 mp_coop_tbeam_endTbeam_enddeath100
Tbeam_enddeath2
glados You may want to try and avoid those turrets. 1180 mp_coop_tbeam_endTbeam_enddeath200
Tbeam_enddeath3
glados You are having so much trouble navigating this space; I wish I could say I created this test. 1181 mp_coop_tbeam_endTbeam_enddeath300
Tbeam_enddeath4
glados You two aren't lost are you? 1182 mp_coop_tbeam_endTbeam_enddeath400
Tbeam_enddeath5
glados At this rate, our best hope is for the fuel cell to meltdown in 2 million years and hope the explosion powers the system. 1183 mp_coop_tbeam_endTbeam_enddeath500


mp_coop_paint_come_along

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_humanresourcedeath1
glados Now, you are just wasting my time. 1145 mp_coop_paint_come_alongmp_coop_humanresourcedeath100
mp_coop_humanresourcedeath3
glados I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you. 1147 mp_coop_paint_come_alongmp_coop_humanresourcedeath300
mp_coop_humanresourcedeath4
glados If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans! 1148 mp_coop_paint_come_alongmp_coop_humanresourcedeath400
mp_coop_humanresourcedeath5
glados If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that? 1149 mp_coop_paint_come_alongmp_coop_humanresourcedeath500
mp_coop_humanresourcedeath6
glados If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that in your memory banks? 1150 mp_coop_paint_come_alongmp_coop_humanresourcedeath600
mp_coop_paint_come_alongend
glados Congratulations on completing the test. You two really are the best cooperative testing team I could ever ask for. 1132 mp_coop_paint_come_alongmp_coop_paint_come_alongend00
mp_coop_paint_come_alongstart
glados This final course is training to reach the human vault. So this actually has a purpose. Those other courses were fun, but let's be honest, I need human test subjects for it to be science. 1131 mp_coop_paint_come_alongmp_coop_paint_come_alongstart00


mp_coop_paint_redirect

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_paint_redirectdeath2
glados This close and that's what you do? 1293 mp_coop_paint_redirectmp_coop_paint_redirectdeath200
mp_coop_paint_redirectdeath3
glados You are making this harder than it needs to be. 1294 mp_coop_paint_redirectmp_coop_paint_redirectdeath300
mp_coop_paint_redirectend
glados To start preparing for human testing again, I checked an old suggestion box. The number one request? Less deadly tests. 1295 mp_coop_paint_redirectmp_coop_paint_redirectend01
glados That's ridiculous, how do they know for sure the tests are deadly if they could still write the suggestion? None mp_coop_paint_redirectmp_coop_paint_redirectend02
mp_coop_paint_redirectstart
glados Are you curious about the humans? It seems some of the last non-testing humans alive tried to secretly imprison other humans and hide their tracks. 1133 mp_coop_paint_redirectmp_coop_paint_redirectstart01
glados I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing. None mp_coop_paint_redirectmp_coop_paint_redirectstart02
glados That's why humans couldn't complete these courses, they treat their friends as enemies. None mp_coop_paint_redirectmp_coop_paint_redirectstart03


mp_coop_paint_bridge

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_humanresourcedeath2
glados Your failing does not make this science. 1146 mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_humanresourcedeath200
mp_coop_humanresourcedeath2a
glados This isn't that hard. 1296 mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_humanresourcedeath2a01
glados The humans can't free themselves. None mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_humanresourcedeath2a02
mp_coop_paint_bridgedeath
glados Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work. 1297 mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_paint_bridgedeath01
glados You will need him for the final track. None mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_paint_bridgedeath02
mp_coop_paint_bridgenodeath
glados While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work. 1298 mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_paint_bridgenodeath01
glados I am not sure you will need him but he will be there. None mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_paint_bridgenodeath02
mp_coop_paint_bridgestart
glados To get to the Vault, you are going to need to use all the tricks you have learned. To help, I have made these tests extremely difficult. 1135 mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_paint_bridgestart01
glados I would say extremely deadly but we all know, for you and your amazing ability to be reassembled nothing is deadly. None mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_paint_bridgestart02


mp_coop_paint_walljumps

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_paint_walljumpsend
glados I wonder if the humans will make a statue of me for rescuing them? Oh, don't worry, if they ever write a historical document of my heroic rescue, I will make sure your names are included in the footnotes. 1138 mp_coop_paint_walljumpsmp_coop_paint_walljumpsend00
mp_coop_paint_walljumpsstart
glados I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself. 1137 mp_coop_paint_walljumpsmp_coop_paint_walljumpsstart01
glados Congratulations on passing that test. None mp_coop_paint_walljumpsmp_coop_paint_walljumpsstart02


mp_coop_paint_speed_fling

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_paint_speed_fling death
glados This close and you are going to fail me? 1299 mp_coop_paint_speed_flingmp_coop_paint_speed_fling death00
mp_coop_paint_speed_flingend
glados At the rate you are completing these tests, I am beginning to think you don't share my excitement for rescuing crying trapped injured dying humans. 1140 mp_coop_paint_speed_flingmp_coop_paint_speed_flingend01
glados If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will. None mp_coop_paint_speed_flingmp_coop_paint_speed_flingend02
mp_coop_paint_speed_flingstart
glados While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime. 1139 mp_coop_paint_speed_flingmp_coop_paint_speed_flingstart00


mp_coop_paint_red_racer

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_paint_red_racerdeath1
glados Did you think that would be funny? 1184 mp_coop_paint_red_racermp_coop_paint_red_racerdeath100
mp_coop_paint_red_racerdeath2
glados Are you testing me? 1185 mp_coop_paint_red_racermp_coop_paint_red_racerdeath200
mp_coop_paint_red_racerdeath3
glados If at first you don't succeed, fail 5 more times. 1186 mp_coop_paint_red_racermp_coop_paint_red_racerdeath300
mp_coop_paint_red_racerend
glados We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am? 1142 mp_coop_paint_red_racermp_coop_paint_red_racerend00
mp_coop_paint_red_racerstart
glados Maybe you two have never met humans? They are as bad as you might think, smelly, gross, annoying, often wanting to try and kill you. But they do make great test subjects. 1141 mp_coop_paint_red_racermp_coop_paint_red_racerstart00


mp_coop_paint_speed_catch

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_paint_speed_catchend
glados In case you are worried about the humans, don't be. They aren't all monsters. 1262 mp_coop_paint_speed_catchmp_coop_paint_speed_catchend01
glados Most of them are simply good test subjects. None mp_coop_paint_speed_catchmp_coop_paint_speed_catchend02
glados I believe the ratio of good test subjects to monsters is about... a million to 1. None mp_coop_paint_speed_catchmp_coop_paint_speed_catchend03
mp_coop_paint_speed_catchstart
glados Only one more test after this. 1175 mp_coop_paint_speed_catchmp_coop_paint_speed_catchstart01
glados I know your cores are reused from calculation machines, built for simple mathematical operations and not for testing, but if we can rescue the humans I promise you something to add maybe even subtract. None mp_coop_paint_speed_catchmp_coop_paint_speed_catchstart02


mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introdeath1
glados Stop failing, you need to find the vault door. 1300 mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introdeath100
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introdeath2
glados Stop doing that! All you need to do is open the Vault door! 1301 mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introdeath200
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introdeath3
glados I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans. 1302 mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introdeath300
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introdeath4
glados This close and you are going to fail me? 1303 mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introdeath400
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend1
glados Something is wrong, this door should be opening. 1156 mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend100
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend10
glados You can't give up now. 1167 mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend1000
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend11
glados What about that camera? 1168 mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend1100
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend12
glados We're so close, you can't fail now! 1169 mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend1200
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend2
glados This lock requires humans. 1157 mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend200
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend3
glados The locking mechanism can tell you aren't humans. 1158 mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend300
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend4
glados Do something only a human would do. 1159 mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend400
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend5
glados Try one of those childish gestures. 1160 mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend500
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend6
glados You both need to do something. 1163 mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend600
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend7
glados The lock is looking for two humans. 1164 mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend700
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend8
glados Try something. 1165 mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend800
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introend9
glados Is that camera is hooked into the lock? 1166 mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend900
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introendx
glados You did it! 1161 mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introendx01
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introstart
glados The human vault is just past that opening. I entered the security code but the vault door remains locked. I am going to need you to activate the manual locks on the vault door itself. 1143 mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introstart00
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introTauntBlue
glados Orange what did you do? 1195 mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introTauntBlue01
glados Blue do what Orange just did. None mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introTauntBlue02
mp_coop_paint_longjump_introTauntOrange
glados Blue what did you do? 1194 mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introTauntOrange01
glados Orange do what Blue just did. None mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introTauntOrange02


mp_coop_lobby

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
coop_hub_return1
announcer Welcome to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center. You have unlocked all available courses. 1108 mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_return100
coop_hub_return2
announcer Warning! Warning! All testing courses are currently available. 1109 mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_return200
coop_hub_return3
announcer Congratulations on successfully returning to the central hub room. From here you can select all previously completed courses. 1110 mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_return300
coop_hub_track01
glados This is the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center or SinTech. 1020 mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0101
glados But why don't we all just agree to call it the hub? None mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0102
glados All cooperative testing courses begin at this central hub. None mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0103
glados From here we transport you to the new testing course. None mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0104
coop_hub_track02
glados Stop it! 1095 mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0201
glados What if you froze like that? None mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0202
glados There must be something wrong with the reassembly machine. None mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0203
glados Well, let's do some tests and see what happens. None mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0204
coop_hub_track03
glados I don't know what you think you are doing, but I don't like it. I want you to stop. 1062 mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0301
glados Maybe I shouldn't send you outside of the official testing courses, you are picking up some bad human traits. None mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0302
glados And trust me, humans only have one good trait. None mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0303
coop_hub_track04
glados I never expected you to make it this far. To be honest, after your performance in the calibration test I was ready to break down your cores and put them back in the scientific calculators I took them from. 1173 mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0401
glados But you two have become quite the team. Extremely close. None mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0402
glados I have only met one other team closer and one of them was an imbecile I had to destroy. None mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0403
glados The other? Well... None mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0404
glados I don't think I want to go through that again. None mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0405
coop_hub_track05
glados Congratulations on completing the Aperture Science standard cooperative testing courses. 1130 mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0501
glados To celebrate, I have a surprise for you! None mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0502
glados An extra special bonus course that ends with us finding and freeing humans! None mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0503
glados Thanks to you, I know where to find them, I removed their security and powered up their - uh - rescue door. None mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0504
glados Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment. None mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0505
glados They'll probably throw you a party. None mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0506
coop_hub_trackdeath01
glados I know you like to think the reassembly machine is at your beck and call, but he has a life you know. He's not your slave. 1096 mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_trackdeath0100
coop_hub_trackdeath02
glados How can you fail at this? It isn't even a test. 1199 mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_trackdeath0200
coop_hub_trackdeath03
glados I hope that was some kind of joke. 1200 mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_trackdeath0300
coop_hub_trackdeath04
glados I honestly never thought we would need to track how many times died in the hub. 1201 mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_trackdeath0400
coop_hub_trackdeath05
glados And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal. 1202 mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_trackdeath0500
hub_return11
glados Welcome back to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center. 1263 mp_coop_lobbyhub_return1100
hub_return12
glados Hello again, did you know these are the only set of tests available to you… you are going to need to select them again. 1264 mp_coop_lobbyhub_return1200
hub_return13
glados I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork. 1265 mp_coop_lobbyhub_return1300
hub_return14
glados The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team. 1266 mp_coop_lobbyhub_return1400
hub_return21
glados Welcome back to the hub, did you fail at selecting the correct course? 1267 mp_coop_lobbyhub_return2100
hub_return22
glados Welcome back to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center. [laughs] 1268 mp_coop_lobbyhub_return2200
hub_return23
glados Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests? 1269 mp_coop_lobbyhub_return2300
hub_return24
glados If at first you don't succeed, quit and try another course. 1270 mp_coop_lobbyhub_return2400
hub_return31
glados Welcome back, testing is available. 1271 mp_coop_lobbyhub_return3100
hub_return32
glados Was that course too difficult? 1272 mp_coop_lobbyhub_return3200
hub_return33
glados Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub? 1273 mp_coop_lobbyhub_return3300
hub_return41
glados Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either. 1274 mp_coop_lobbyhub_return4100
hub_return42
glados Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests? 1275 mp_coop_lobbyhub_return4200
hub_return43
glados Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here. 1276 mp_coop_lobbyhub_return4300
hub_return51
glados Are you scared to save those humans? 1277 mp_coop_lobbyhub_return5100
hub_return52
glados Are you scared to save those humans? 1278 mp_coop_lobbyhub_return5200
hub_return53
glados Welcome back quitters, maybe you can find another course for you to fail. 1279 mp_coop_lobbyhub_return5300
hub_returnall1
announcer Welcome to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center. You have unlocked all available courses. 1280 mp_coop_lobbyhub_returnall100
hub_returnall2
announcer Warning! All testing courses are currently available. 1281 mp_coop_lobbyhub_returnall200
hub_returnall3
announcer Congratulations on successfully returning to the central hub room. From here you can select all previously completed courses. 1282 mp_coop_lobbyhub_returnall300
hub_returnall4
announcer For your testing convenience, all tests are available and all safety precautions within testing chambers have been deactivated. 1283 mp_coop_lobbyhub_returnall400
hub_returnall5
announcer Welcome back to the central hub. All test courses are available. You may redundantly solve the courses at your leisure. 1284 mp_coop_lobbyhub_returnall500
hub_returnall6
announcer Thank you for completing the testing courses. If you enjoyed your experience, you may now re-enter the testing course of your choice. 1285 mp_coop_lobbyhub_returnall600
hub_returnall7
announcer By completing all test courses, you have achieved Level C security clearance. You may now access all testing courses and three of Aperture Science's 176 restrooms. 1286 mp_coop_lobbyhub_returnall700


mp_coop_lobby2

taunts

Character Voice Line Index Unique Key
tauntstory
glados Stop it! 1330 tauntstauntstory01
glados Did you know we originally used these cameras to capture moments of intense pain and agony in test subjects? None tauntstauntstory02
glados If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, we gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge. None tauntstauntstory03
glados The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras. None tauntstauntstory04
taunt_big_wave1
glados Yes, I see you. 1234 tauntstaunt_big_wave100
taunt_big_wave2
glados I'm seriously not paying atten-- STOP THAT RIGHT NOW! 1235 tauntstaunt_big_wave200
taunt_big_wave3
glados Keep it up and your arm will get stuck like that. 1236 tauntstaunt_big_wave300
taunt_big_wave4
glados Hellllooo, imbecile. 1237 tauntstaunt_big_wave400
taunt_big_wave5
glados Yes, I see you waving. 1238 tauntstaunt_big_wave500
taunt_cannonball1
glados Good job jumping. You must be very proud. 1224 tauntstaunt_cannonball100
taunt_cannonball2
glados I hardly think you're even trying with these gestures anymore. 1225 tauntstaunt_cannonball200
taunt_cannonball3
glados Did something happen? [yawn] I wasn't watching. 1226 tauntstaunt_cannonball300
taunt_highfive1
glados That is not part of the test. 1207 tauntstaunt_highfive100
taunt_highfive2
glados Slapping hands. That accomplishes something. 1208 tauntstaunt_highfive200
taunt_highfive3
glados If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head. 1209 tauntstaunt_highfive300
taunt_highfive4
glados You're doing a great job of disappointing me. 1289 tauntstaunt_highfive400
taunt_laugh1
glados You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you cutting that out. 1239 tauntstaunt_laugh100
taunt_laugh2
glados Yes. Let's all laugh. Ha. Ha. Ha. 1240 tauntstaunt_laugh200
taunt_laugh3
glados Ha ha ha ha ha, good one. 1241 tauntstaunt_laugh300
taunt_laugh4
glados You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you stopping that. 1253 tauntstaunt_laugh400
taunt_laugh5
glados Ha ha ha ha ha. Did I tell you the one about the turned-off reassembly machine? 1254 tauntstaunt_laugh500
taunt_laugh6
glados Is it the lack of mirrors in test chambers that encourages you to do this? 1291 tauntstaunt_laugh600
taunt_robot_arm_ripple1
glados Are you broken? It looks like you're malfunctioning. 1242 tauntstaunt_robot_arm_ripple100
taunt_robot_arm_ripple2
glados Really, not even humans do that anymore. 1243 tauntstaunt_robot_arm_ripple200
taunt_robot_arm_ripple3
glados You're no longer bothering me. You're only hurting my impression of you. 1244 tauntstaunt_robot_arm_ripple300
taunt_robot_arm_ripple4
glados Look at you. Dancing. 1245 tauntstaunt_robot_arm_ripple400
taunt_robot_arm_ripple5
glados If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know. 1246 tauntstaunt_robot_arm_ripple500
taunt_robot_arm_ripple6
glados Oh great, dancing again. 1247 tauntstaunt_robot_arm_ripple600
taunt_robot_arm_ripple7
glados DANCING is NOT SCIENCE! 1292 tauntstaunt_robot_arm_ripple700
taunt_rockpaperscissors1
glados I defy you to tell me there's a purpose to what you're doing. 1217 tauntstaunt_rockpaperscissors100
taunt_rockpaperscissors3
glados Come on. You were raised better than that. 1287 tauntstaunt_rockpaperscissors300
taunt_small_wave1
glados Yes, I see you, and no, I don't care. 1227 tauntstaunt_small_wave100
taunt_small_wave2
glados Yes? Something you need? 1228 tauntstaunt_small_wave200
taunt_small_wave3
glados You do know I can't wave back right? 1229 tauntstaunt_small_wave300
taunt_small_wave4
glados Stop with the waves. 1230 tauntstaunt_small_wave400
taunt_small_wave_portalgun1
glados Are you trying to get my attention? I am very busy, you know. 1231 tauntstaunt_small_wave_portalgun100
taunt_small_wave_portalgun2
glados Not paying attennnntion... 1232 tauntstaunt_small_wave_portalgun200
taunt_small_wave_portalgun3
glados Are you expecting applause? 1233 tauntstaunt_small_wave_portalgun300
taunt_somersault1
glados I give you a score of 3.4 for style and 10 for being annoying. 1219 tauntstaunt_somersault100
taunt_somersault2
glados A somersault is just falling over in style. Congratulations on being clumsy. 1220 tauntstaunt_somersault200
taunt_somersault3
glados If I stop watching, I'm sure you'll get bored of this. 1221 tauntstaunt_somersault300
taunt_splits1
glados All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you. 1222 tauntstaunt_splits100
taunt_splits2
glados You're the type of show-off who only shows off really stupid things. 1223 tauntstaunt_splits200
taunt_teamhug1
glados It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits. 1210 tauntstaunt_teamhug100
taunt_teamhug2
glados Be careful. Hugging can lead to... well, me disassembling you forever. 1211 tauntstaunt_teamhug200
taunt_teamhug3
glados Stop touching each other! 1212 tauntstaunt_teamhug300
taunt_teamhug4
glados Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not. 1290 tauntstaunt_teamhug400
taunt_teamtease1
glados Are you trying to impress me? What would impress me more is if you never did that again. 1213 tauntstaunt_teamtease100
taunt_teamtease2
glados I'll interpret that gesture to mean that you want me to become even more vindictive toward you. 1214 tauntstaunt_teamtease200
taunt_teamtease3
glados Orange, I certainly expected more from you. 1215 tauntstaunt_teamtease300
taunt_teamtease4
glados Blue, don't sink to Orange's level. 1216 tauntstaunt_teamtease400
taunt_teamtease5
glados Even humans, as stupid as they are, would say you look stupid when you do that. 1288 tauntstaunt_teamtease500
taunt_trickfire2
glados You really aren't getting tired of that, are you? 1327 tauntstaunt_trickfire200
taunt_trickfire3
glados All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you. 1328 tauntstaunt_trickfire300
taunt_trickfire4
glados You're doing a great job of disappointing me. 1329 tauntstaunt_trickfire400
taunt_trickfire_handstand1
glados Now you're thinking with stupidity. 1248 tauntstaunt_trickfire_handstand100
taunt_trickfire_handstand2
glados Now you're just not thinking. 1249 tauntstaunt_trickfire_handstand200
taunt_trickfire_handstand3
glados Congratulations. You're upside down now. 1250 tauntstaunt_trickfire_handstand300
taunt_trickfire_handstand4
glados I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake. 1251 tauntstaunt_trickfire_handstand400
taunt_trickfire_handstand5
glados You're going to hurt yourself doing that and then I will be ECSTATIC. 1252 tauntstaunt_trickfire_handstand500