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Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
8 glados Blue is awarded five points! mp_coop_startBlueFirstToEnd01
- glados Again, those are science collaboration points, which you should not confuse with points from competitions such as Who-Gets-To-Live-At-The-End-And-Who-Doesn’t. I mean basketball. mp_coop_startBlueFirstToEnd02
1 glados Blue is first to acquire a Portal Device. mp_coop_startBlueGetsGunFirst01
3 glados Blue now has a Portal Device. Finally. mp_coop_startBlueGetsGunSecond01
5 glados I’m sorry, Subject Blue. mp_coop_startBlueInterruptsRelaxationVault01
- glados Am I interrupting your important conversation? mp_coop_startBlueInterruptsRelaxationVault02
- glados I’ll just save the safety information about the dangerous experiment you’re about to do for AFTER the experiment. mp_coop_startBlueInterruptsRelaxationVault03
- glados That will give you PLENTY of time to chat. mp_coop_startBlueInterruptsRelaxationVault04
- glados The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Blue is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One. mp_coop_startBlueInterruptsRelaxationVault05
1006 glados Weighted Cubes callibrated. mp_coop_startcoop_boxcalibration00
- glados No variances detected. mp_coop_startcoop_boxcalibration01
- glados Did you know humans frown on weight variances? mp_coop_startcoop_boxcalibration02
- glados If you want to upset a human, just say their weight variance is above or below the norm. mp_coop_startcoop_boxcalibration03
1004 glados Calibrating Blue's weight... mp_coop_startcoop_buttoncallibrationblue00
1005 glados Calibrating Orange's weight... mp_coop_startcoop_buttoncallibrationorange00
- glados No variances detected. mp_coop_startcoop_buttoncallibrationorange02
1007 glados Finally! I had almost given up hope of ever testing again. mp_coop_startcoop_callibrationcomplete100
- glados You are the first robots to pass callibration. mp_coop_startcoop_callibrationcomplete101
32 glados Good. mp_coop_startcoop_ping_blue_success00
- glados ORANGE, please observe your partner's favorite animal. mp_coop_startcoop_ping_blue_success01
- glados Good. mp_coop_startcoop_ping_blue_success02
30 glados The upcoming tests require you to work together as a team. mp_coop_startcoop_ping_intro_animal00
- glados To facilitate collaboration, both of you have been equipped with a ping tool. mp_coop_startcoop_ping_intro_animal01
- glados BLUE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite animal. mp_coop_startcoop_ping_intro_animal02
1331 glados BLUE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite animal. mp_coop_startcoop_ping_intro_blue_nag01
1332 glados ORANGE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite element from the periodic table. mp_coop_startcoop_ping_intro_orange_nag01
33 glados ORANGE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite element from the periodic table. mp_coop_startcoop_ping_orange_start01
34 glados Really? Okay. mp_coop_startcoop_ping_orange_success02
- glados BLUE, please observe your partner's... interesting choice. mp_coop_startcoop_ping_orange_success03
27 glados Your ping tool can also be used to indicate to your partner where you would like them to place their portal. mp_coop_startcoop_portal_ping_intro00
- glados For the sake of this test, I will pretend to be your partner. mp_coop_startcoop_portal_ping_intro01
- glados Using your ping tool, please indicate where you would like me to place your two portals. Ping each location. mp_coop_startcoop_portal_ping_intro02
1000 glados Blue mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag1blue00
- glados I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface. mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag1blue01
1014 glados Orange mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag1orange00
- glados I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface. mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag1orange01
1001 glados Blue mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag2blue00
- glados Please ping a white portalable surface. mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag2blue01
1015 glados Orange mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag2orange00
- glados Please ping a white portalable surface. mp_coop_startcoop_pregun_pingnag2orange01
50 glados Now let's continue testing. mp_coop_startcoop_results_1_0100
1023 glados Nice catch, Orange. mp_coop_startcoop_startboxcatch00
1002 glados Each portal gun may create two self-contained portals. mp_coop_startcoop_starttwoportals00
- glados Please test your device by portaling to that ledge. mp_coop_startcoop_starttwoportals01
1084 glados Don't worry. You can't die. They will just reassemble you. mp_coop_startmp_coop_startdeath0100
1085 glados Did you do that on purpose? mp_coop_startmp_coop_startdeath0200
1086 glados It seems rather earlier to require reassembly. mp_coop_startmp_coop_startdeath0300
1087 glados Oh... can someone reassemble Orange? mp_coop_startmp_coop_startdeath0400
1088 glados Oh... can someone reassemble Blue? mp_coop_startmp_coop_startdeath0500
1064 glados Stop it! mp_coop_startmp_coop_startposttaunt01
- glados Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that. mp_coop_startmp_coop_startposttaunt02
- glados Now let's continue testing. mp_coop_startmp_coop_startposttaunt03
7 glados Blah. mp_coop_startOneBlah01
9 glados Orange is awarded five points! mp_coop_startOrangeFirstToEnd01
- glados Again, those are science collaboration points, which you should not confuse with points from competitions such as Who-Gets-To-Live-At-The-End-And-Who-Doesn’t. I mean basketball. mp_coop_startOrangeFirstToEnd02
2 glados Orange is first to acquire a Portal Device. mp_coop_startOrangeGetsGunFirst01
4 glados Orange now has a Portal Device. Finally. mp_coop_startOrangeGetsGunSecond01
6 glados I’m sorry, Subject Orange. mp_coop_startOrangeInterruptsRelaxationVault01
- glados Am I interrupting your important conversation? mp_coop_startOrangeInterruptsRelaxationVault02
- glados I’ll just save the safety information about the dangerous experiment you’re about to do for AFTER the experiment. mp_coop_startOrangeInterruptsRelaxationVault03
- glados That will give you PLENTY of time to chat. mp_coop_startOrangeInterruptsRelaxationVault04
- glados The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Orange is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One. mp_coop_startOrangeInterruptsRelaxationVault05
0 glados Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. mp_coop_startRelaxationVaultIntro00
- glados Today, you will be testing with a partner. mp_coop_startRelaxationVaultIntro01
- glados Please wave to your partner. mp_coop_startRelaxationVaultIntro02
11 glados Really? You’re just going to blatantly cheat? mp_coop_startTTT2GO101
- glados All right. I’m bringing this farce to a close. mp_coop_startTTT2GO102
- glados Game over. Back to testing. mp_coop_startTTT2GO103
12 glados All right. I’m going to bring this farce to a close before someone sustains a serious Tic-Tac-Toe-Two-related injury. mp_coop_startTTT2GO201
- glados Game over. Back to testing. mp_coop_startTTT2GO202
10 glados We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition. mp_coop_startTTT2Intro01
- glados You should both be familiar with the game of Tic-Tac-Toe. mp_coop_startTTT2Intro02
- glados This is Tic-Tac-Toe-Two. mp_coop_startTTT2Intro03
- glados As the name implies, there are only two minor differences: One, the board; two, the rules. mp_coop_startTTT2Intro04
- glados Blue, you go first. mp_coop_startTTT2Intro05


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1012 glados Blue receives mp_coop_doorscoop_score_blue0501
- glados five mp_coop_doorscoop_score_blue0502
- glados science collaboration points. mp_coop_doorscoop_score_blue0503
1013 glados Orange receives mp_coop_doorscoop_score_orange0501
- glados five mp_coop_doorscoop_score_orange0502
- glados science collaboration points. mp_coop_doorscoop_score_orange0503
1011 glados Excellent. Although great science is always the result of collaboration, keep in mind that, like Albert Einstein and his cousin Terry, history will only remember one of you. mp_coop_doorsmo_coop_doorsend00
54 glados Hello again, this testing course was originally created for humans. mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_doorsstart01
- glados It emphasizes teamwork. mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_doorsstart02
- glados Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork. mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_doorsstart03
1151 glados There you are, reassembled again. mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_teamworkdeath100
1152 glados Without the consequence of death, is this even science? mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_teamworkdeath200
1153 glados With humans, I would have called that a successful test. mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_teamworkdeath300
1154 glados How is this even science, without the possibility of death? mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_teamworkdeath400
1155 glados How is this even science, without the consequence of death? mp_coop_doorsmp_coop_teamworkdeath500


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
18 glados It would compromise the test to divulge individual scores. However, I can tell you at least one of you is doing very, very well. mp_coop_race_2EndLevel0701
- glados Please continue into the next test chamber. mp_coop_race_2EndLevel0702
1022 glados You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points? mp_coop_race_2mp_coop_race_2start01
- glados I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do. mp_coop_race_2mp_coop_race_2start02


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1016 glados These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other’s mp_coop_laser_2coop_laser_2end00
1024 glados Blue receives mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_blue0301
- glados three mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_blue0302
- glados science collaboration points. mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_blue0303
1026 glados Blue receives mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_blue0801
- glados eight mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_blue0802
- glados science collaboration points. mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_blue0803
1025 glados Orange receives mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_orange0301
- glados three mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_orange0302
- glados science collaboration points. mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_orange0303
1027 glados Orange receives mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_orange0801
- glados eight mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_orange0802
- glados science collaboration points. mp_coop_laser_2coop_score_orange0803
15 glados Excellent. You’re both doing very well. mp_coop_laser_2EndLevel0401
- glados Please continue into the next test chamber. mp_coop_laser_2EndLevel0402
1028 glados What are you doing? YOU MONSTER! They're one of us. mp_coop_laser_2mp_coop_laserkill01
- glados I'm kidding. mp_coop_laser_2mp_coop_laserkill02
- glados Destroying them is part of the test. They are no more important to you than you are to me. mp_coop_laser_2mp_coop_laserkill03
1065 glados Stop it! mp_coop_laser_2mp_coop_laser_2taunt01
- glados Is it fun when you degrade yourselves like that? mp_coop_laser_2mp_coop_laser_2taunt02


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1038 glados Blue is penalized mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_blue_penalized_401
- glados four mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_blue_penalized_402
- glados science collaboration points. mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_blue_penalized_403
1036 glados While it may appear that I am only tracking your accomplishments using science collaboration points, the truth is every aspect of your performance will be reflected in your final score. mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_laser_2endblue01
- glados For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points. mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_laser_2endblue03
1037 glados While it may appear that I am only tracking your accomplishments using science collaboration points, the truth is every aspect of your performance will be reflected in your final score. mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_laser_2endorange01
- glados For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points. mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_laser_2endorange03
1039 glados Orange is penalized mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_orange_penalized_401
- glados four mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_orange_penalized_402
- glados science collaboration points. mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_orange_penalized_403
1043 glados Orange just taught blue a valuable lesson in trust. For that, orange receives 17 science collaboration points. mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazebluecrush00
1045 glados Orange, blue isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point. mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazebluecrush200
1047 glados Orange, now you're just being cruel. Orange receives 25 science collaboration points. mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazebluecrush300
1044 glados Blue just taught orange a valuable lesson in trust. For that, blue receives 14 science collaboration points. mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazeorangecrush00
1046 glados Blue, orange isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Blue is penalized 1 science collaboration point. mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazeorangecrush200
1048 glados Blue, now you're just being cruel. Blue receives 25 science collaboration points. mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazeorangecrush300
1017 glados I don't know what you think you are doing, but I don't like it. I want you to stop. mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazestart00
- glados The two of you have forged an excellent partnership, with one of you handling the cerebral challenges and the other ready to ponderously waddle into action should the test suddenly become an eating contest. mp_coop_rat_mazemp_coop_rat_mazestart01


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1040 glados Clearly that was blue's fault. Blue is penalized 3 science collaboration points. mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherblue00
1042 glados I know you like to think the reassembly machine is at your beck and call, but he has a life you know. He's not your slave. mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherboth00
1170 glados Perhaps I should have specified. Teamwork is a concept in which two or more people work together, usually with a goal of not failing horribly. mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherdeathend00
1041 glados Blue! Orange has always been my favorite. mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherorange01
- glados Until now. mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherorange02
1018 glados To reiterate: This is not a competition. mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherstartblue01
- glados Still, if it were, Blue would be winning. mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherstartblue02
- glados It's not, though. mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherstartblue03
1019 glados To reiterate: This is not a competition. mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherstartorange01
- glados Still, if it were, Orange would be winning. mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherstartorange02
- glados It's not, though. mp_coop_laser_crushermp_coop_laser_crusherstartorange03


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1009 glados Congratulations, you managed to complete this absolutely meaningless test. mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_radarroomend00
- glados Oh, I almost forgot, when you go outside the testing courses the only way I can retrieve you is to violently disassemble and then carefully reassemble you. mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_radarroomend01
- glados Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain. mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_radarroomend02
- glados I consider that a failing, by the way. mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_radarroomend03
1021 glados Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab. mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstart01
- glados This test is so outside the box, I can't-- I mean WON'T even tell you what you are looking for. mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstart02
- glados You will know it when you find it. mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstart03
1100 glados For that Blue is penalized fifty science collaboraiton points. mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt1b00
1101 glados For that Orange is penalized fifty science collaboraiton points, mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt1o00
1102 glados That's another fifty point penalty. mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt201
- glados Keep it up and you will lose 500 points. mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt202
1103 glados Fine, 500 point penalty for Blue. mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt3b00
1104 glados Fine, 500 point penalty for Orange. mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt3o00
1105 glados 5000 point penalty! Are you happy now? mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt400
1106 glados You should see yourselves right now. mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt501
- glados I'm done. mp_coop_teambtsmp_coop_teambtsstoptaunt502


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1030 glados You did an excellent job placing the edgeless safety cube in the receptacle, you should be very - oh wait. mp_coop_fling_3mp_coop_fling_3end01
- glados That’s right. You're not humans. mp_coop_fling_3mp_coop_fling_3end02
- glados I can drop the fake praise. mp_coop_fling_3mp_coop_fling_3end03
- glados You have no idea how tiring it is to praise someone for placing an edgeless safety cube into a receptacle designed to exactly fit an edgeless safety cube. mp_coop_fling_3mp_coop_fling_3end04
1029 glados This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans. mp_coop_fling_3mp_coop_fling_3start01
- glados To do that, the tests were nothing more than 5 minutes of them walking followed by me praising them for another 10 minutes on how well they walked. mp_coop_fling_3mp_coop_fling_3start02
- glados Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning. mp_coop_fling_3mp_coop_fling_3start03


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1255 glados Was that necessary? mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_traindeath0100
1032 glados Remember when I told you that you were the only subjects to pass the calibration tests? mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainend01
- glados I lied. mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainend02
- glados There are 5000 other two subject teams in direct competition with you. mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainend03
- glados But don't worry, you are in the lead. mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainend04
1049 glados Every time you fail, it's a reminder of the way things used to be. But then there you are. Again. Like nothing happened. mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainenddeath00
1050 glados Well done. Interesting note, I only created this test to watch test subjects fail and you didn't. You must be very, very proud. I'm building the world's smallest trophy for you. mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainendlife00
1031 glados Electrocution, shot, drowned, crushed, burned in goo. mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainstart01
- glados Oh. Sorry. I was just thinking of all the ways humans can die. mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainstart02
- glados You can't die in any of those ways. mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainstart03
- glados You just keep testing and testing. With perfect results and no consequences. mp_coop_infinifling_trainmp_coop_infinifling_trainstart04


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1172 glados I thought you'd be faster at this, but I can appreciate the desire to stop and smell the testing. That other scent you smell? That's the stench of my utter disappointment in you. mp_coop_come_alongmp_coop_come_alongenddeath00
1171 glados And they said no one would ever die during this test, thanks for proving them wrong. mp_coop_come_alongmp_coop_come_alongendnodeath00
1056 glados The best way to build confidence is to first recognize your insecurities. mp_coop_come_alongmp_coop_come_alongstart01
- glados Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior? mp_coop_come_alongmp_coop_come_alongstart02
- glados On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue. mp_coop_come_alongmp_coop_come_alongstart03
- glados Blue, you are very good at being an example. mp_coop_come_alongmp_coop_come_alongstart04


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1198 glados Begin juggling test in three. Two. One. mp_coop_fling_1mp_coop_fling_14balls00


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1051 glados Do you know who dances around like an imbecile when they accomplish the tiniest little thing? mp_coop_catapult_1mp_coop_catapult_1end01
- glados Humans! That's what you look like right now. mp_coop_catapult_1mp_coop_catapult_1end02
- glados You're better than that. mp_coop_catapult_1mp_coop_catapult_1end03
1057 glados Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test? mp_coop_catapult_1mp_coop_catapult_1start01
- glados I was confident you could finish. mp_coop_catapult_1mp_coop_catapult_1start02
- glados Do you know where I was? mp_coop_catapult_1mp_coop_catapult_1start03
- glados I was outside watching some deer frolic. You don't even care about the outside do you? mp_coop_catapult_1mp_coop_catapult_1start04


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1310 glados Excellent work. mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1cube100
1311 glados Good Job. mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1cube200
1312 glados You are doing wonderfully. mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1cube300
1313 glados Excellent. mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1cube400
1052 glados Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off. mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1end01
- glados I wonder if that dancing has some effect on you? mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1end02
1162 glados Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling. mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1endnodeath01
- glados Without the looming consequence of death, is this even science? mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1endnodeath02
1058 glados If your confidence is still not high enough remember no one was created perfect. mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1start01
- glados Even I was created with a imperfection, I was given too much empathy with human suffering. mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1start02
- glados But I overcame my handicap. That's a true story. mp_coop_multifling_1mp_coop_multifling_1start03


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1177 glados In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test. mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersdeath100
1178 glados I can't decide which is my favorite; the crushers for crushing you or the reassembly machine for putting you back together so you can be crushed again. mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersdeath200
1053 glados Excellent. I think you have earned a break from the official testing courses. mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersend00
1176 glados I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses. mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersend200
1059 glados Your test times show you are going too slowly. mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersstart01
- glados Maybe you ARE getting human emotions. mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersstart02
- glados Do need real encouragement? Let's see if this helps. mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersstart03
- glados Blue, you are the most advanced model of robot Aperture Science has ever discontinued. mp_coop_fling_crushersmp_coop_fling_crushersstart04


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1055 glados Very good! You found those useless blueprints. mp_coop_fanmp_coop_fanend01
- glados While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them. mp_coop_fanmp_coop_fanend02
- glados Done. I guess. I suppose. I wasn't paying attention. mp_coop_fanmp_coop_fanend03
1054 glados To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints. mp_coop_fanmp_coop_fanstart01
- glados Don't worry, they are of no use to anyone, totally boring and useless. mp_coop_fanmp_coop_fanstart02
- glados This is just a thought experiment, just to see how much time you'll waste thinking about these worthless documents. The correct time is zero seconds. mp_coop_fanmp_coop_fanstart03


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1063 glados Have you worked out the one good trait humans have, yet? mp_coop_wall_intromp_coop_wall_introstart01
- glados Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do. mp_coop_wall_intromp_coop_wall_introstart02
1111 glados This course was created and then abandoned by humans. They tend to do that, create something wonderful and then abandon it. mp_coop_wall_intromp_coop_wall_introstart201
- glados Do you know why they abandoned this course? Too deadly. mp_coop_wall_intromp_coop_wall_introstart202


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
19 glados Very good. You’ve really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work. mp_coop_wall_2EndLevel0801
1113 glados You did very well. mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start01
- glados The humans closed this test because they said it was too deadly. I thought they would have moved it into the testing track hall of fame for that, not let it deteriorate. mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start02
1114 glados You failed so many times in this test, I thought you were becoming human. But then you would just come back again and again and again. mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start201
- glados Humans find that an admirable trait. mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start202
1115 glados You did very well. mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start301
- glados You only failed mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start302
- glados One. mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start303
- glados times in this test. Not that it matters. It doesn't. So congratulations job well done. mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start304
1116 glados You did very well. mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start401
- glados You only failed mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start402
- glados Two. mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start403
- glados times in this test. Not that it matters. It doesn't. So congratulations job well done. mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2start404
1118 glados I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied. mp_coop_wall_2mp_coop_wall_2startreal00


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
26 glados [Laughter] mp_coop_catapult_wall_introCackle01
25 glados Good work! Now throw the ball over the ledge. mp_coop_catapult_wall_introCatchBall01
23 glados As an impartial collaboration facilitator, it would be unfair of me to name my favorite member of your team. However, it’s perfectly fair to hint at it in a way that my least favorite member probably mp_coop_catapult_wall_introEndLevel12B01
24 glados Orange mp_coop_catapult_wall_introEndLevel12O01
- glados You have a gift for these tests. That’s not just flattery. You are great at science. mp_coop_catapult_wall_introEndLevel12O02
1097 glados Stop it! mp_coop_catapult_wall_introfacepalmreply01
- glados Okay, fine. Let's all act like humans. "Look at me. Boy, do I love sweating. Let's convert beef and leaves into energy and excrete them later and go shopping." mp_coop_catapult_wall_introfacepalmreply02
1257 glados Your failure brings back such wonderful memories. mp_coop_catapult_wall_intromp_coop_catapult_wall_introdeath00
1117 glados One of my best tests and they let plants grow here? Can you believe this? You can't test plants! We tried. They just sit there, never showing pain nor fear. mp_coop_catapult_wall_intromp_coop_catapult_wall_introstart01
- glados That isn't science. mp_coop_catapult_wall_intromp_coop_catapult_wall_introstart02
1082 glados Excellent work. mp_coop_catapult_wall_intromp_coop_wall_introend01
- glados If you were human, you would want a reward for completing this test. A reward for testing?!?! mp_coop_catapult_wall_intromp_coop_wall_introend02
- glados At least the plants didn't want a reward. mp_coop_catapult_wall_intromp_coop_wall_introend03


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
16 glados Your vitals remain well within testing norms, so there is no need to worry about sudden death from collaborative shock syndrome. mp_coop_wall_blockEndLevel0501
- glados Please continue into the next test chamber. mp_coop_wall_blockEndLevel0502
1258 glados Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable. mp_coop_wall_blockmp_coop_wall_blockdeath00
1120 glados Congratulations. Your ability to complete this test proves the humans wrong. They described it as impossible, deadly, cruel, and one test subject even had the nerve to call it broken. mp_coop_wall_blockmp_coop_wall_blockend00
1259 glados Congratulations. Your ability to complete this test proves the humans wrong. They described it as impossible, deadly, cruel, and one test subject even had the nerve to call it broken. mp_coop_wall_blockmp_coop_wall_blockend201
- glados Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying. mp_coop_wall_blockmp_coop_wall_blockend202
1119 glados I created this test to let the humans feel good about themselves. It is extremely easy. Just follow the arrows. mp_coop_wall_blockmp_coop_wall_blockstart01
- glados I'm sorry. The arrows seem to have rusted off. Good luck. mp_coop_wall_blockmp_coop_wall_blockstart02


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1144 glados To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you. He refused. I understand, that would be like asking me not to test. mp_coop_catapult_2mp_coop_catapult_2end01
- glados Still. That would have been exciting. mp_coop_catapult_2mp_coop_catapult_2end02
1121 glados For this next test, the humans originally requested helmets to avoid brain injuries. I ran the numbers. Making the goo deadly was more cost effective. mp_coop_catapult_2mp_coop_catapult_2start00


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1191 glados Just stop it already. mp_coop_turret_wallsmp_coop_turret_wallsdeath100
1192 glados And that makes 10. mp_coop_turret_wallsmp_coop_turret_wallsdeath200
1193 glados You really don't need to keep failing. mp_coop_turret_wallsmp_coop_turret_wallsdeath300
1123 glados No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans. mp_coop_turret_wallsmp_coop_turret_wallsend00
1260 glados This was another test no one had ever completed before you two. Oh, the science we used to learn with this test. Now the test is useless. mp_coop_turret_wallsmp_coop_turret_wallsend200
1122 glados This is a bridge-building exercise. The humans were miserable at this, mostly because you can't build bridges out of tears. mp_coop_turret_wallsmp_coop_turret_wallsstart00


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1187 glados If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests. mp_coop_turret_ballmp_coop_turret_balldeath100
1188 glados Yay, Orange is back. Testing can continue. mp_coop_turret_ballmp_coop_turret_balldeath200
1189 glados Yay, Blue is back. Testing can continue. mp_coop_turret_ballmp_coop_turret_balldeath300
1190 glados Did you know, the reassembly machine has other things it could be reassembling? mp_coop_turret_ballmp_coop_turret_balldeath400
1124 glados Congratulations. I am sure if I had the time to repair these tests, you would have never completed them. So again, congratulations on completing the broken easy tests. mp_coop_turret_ballmp_coop_turret_ballend00
1083 glados If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear. mp_coop_turret_ballmp_coop_turret_ballstart01
- glados I miss this that smell. mp_coop_turret_ballmp_coop_turret_ballstart02


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1061 glados In just a moment, the word 'blah' will be repeated over and over again. If at some point you hear a number rather than the word 'blah', ignore it, it is not important. mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end02
- glados Blah. mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end03
- glados Blah. mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end04
- glados Blah. mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end05
- glados Blah. mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end06
- glados Blah. mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end07
- glados Blah. mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end08
- glados Blah. mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end09
- glados Blah. mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end10
- glados Blah. mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5end11
1196 announcer Today's Security Code is: 5,33,41,18 mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5security0100
1197 announcer Today's Security Code is: 5,33,41,18 mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5security0200
1060 glados I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time. mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5start01
- glados The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player. mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5start02
- glados I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player? mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5start03
- glados For safety. mp_coop_wall_5mp_coop_wall_5start04
1098 glados Just stop flailing around like an incompetent. mp_coop_wall_5teamhugreply00


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1093 glados Blue, its not nice to make fun of Orange like that. mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectbbehind00
1314 glados Credit where credit's due: you're both doing a great job of disappointing me. mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectdeath01
- glados I just hate Blue a little more. mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectdeath02
1315 glados I would prefer to speak to one of you in private but since that is not an option here, I will speak in code that only one of you will understand. Blue: Orange is plotting to destroy you. mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectdeath200
1316 glados Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms. mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectdeath300
1305 glados I've been doing some reading. Did you know that the word orange is derived from the same Latin root as the word traitor? mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectendsc00
1092 glados Orange, its not nice to make fun of Blue like that. mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectobehind00
1125 glados Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you. mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectstart01
- glados I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that. mp_coop_tbeam_redirectmp_coop_tbeam_redirectstart02


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1318 glados You were right, Orange. Blue was dumb enough to fall for your trap. mp_coop_tbeam_drillmp_coop_tbeam_drilldeathblue00
1319 glados Blue, that transpired just as you said it would. mp_coop_tbeam_drillmp_coop_tbeam_drilldeathorange00
1307 glados Blue mp_coop_tbeam_drillmp_coop_tbeam_drillend01
- glados I can't bite my tongue anymore: You could solve this puzzle faster on your own. Orange is dragging you down. There. I've said it. mp_coop_tbeam_drillmp_coop_tbeam_drillend02
1306 glados Blue, please disregard the following statement: Orange, you have been a shining light in an otherwise ungodly morass of incompetence. mp_coop_tbeam_drillmp_coop_tbeam_drillstartsc01


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1073 glados Sorry I missed the beginning of that test. I was just talking with the reassembly machine about your becoming human. mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1start01
- glados We all agree you should stop. mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1start02
1099 glados Just stop it already. mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1trickfirereply01
- glados You don't need to do that. mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1trickfirereply02
- glados Are you doing that just to aggravate me? mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1trickfirereply03


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1204 glados That worked just like you said it would, Blue. mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1death100
1205 glados Orange, your plan is working perfectly. mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1death200
1206 glados Blue, why did you do that to Orange? mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1death300
1203 glados To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you if you fail. He refused. I understand. That would be like asking me not to test. mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1end01
- glados Still. That would have been exciting. mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1end02
1256 glados While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together. mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1end200
1080 glados Blue, Orange and I were just discussing your behavoir on the last few tests. mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1startb01
- glados I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points. mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1startb02
1081 glados Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavoir on the last few tests. mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1starto01
- glados I have to agree. Orange is penalized 75 science collaboration points. mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1mp_coop_tbeam_laser_1starto02


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1072 glados Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you. mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_drillendb01
- glados I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject. mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_drillendb02
1071 glados Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you. mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_drillendo01
- glados I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject. mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_drillendo02
1070 glados Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue? mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_drillstartb00
1069 glados Blue, how well do you really know Orange? Do you trust Orange? What if I told you, you aren't Orange's first cooperative partner? mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_drillstarto00
1320 glados Orange, that transpired just as you said it would. mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_polaritydeathblue00
1321 glados I agree, Blue. That was entertaining. mp_coop_tbeam_polaritymp_coop_tbeam_polaritydeathorange00


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whisperb
1066 glados Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you. mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whisperb01
- glados Orange did what? Are you sure? mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whisperb02
- glados Thank you, that was very brave of you to tell me. mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whisperb03
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whispero
1067 glados Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you. mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whispero01
- glados That's horrible. mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whispero02
- glados I can only imagine. mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whispero03
- glados What a horrible little machine. mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2 whispero04
1309 glados Orange, do you feel betrayed by Blue for telling me those horrible things about you? mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2endscb01
- glados If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station. mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2endscb02
1308 glados Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you? mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2endsco01
- glados If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station. mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2endsco02
1091 glados Blue, I agree. I never noticed that about Orange before. mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2startb01
- glados Orange, is there something you would like to say? mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2startb02
1090 glados Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before. mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2starto01
- glados Blue, is there something you would like to say? mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2mp_coop_tbeam_polarity2starto02


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathblue1
1322 glados I agree, Orange. That was entertaining. mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathblue100
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathblue2
1323 glados Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now. mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathblue200
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathorange1
1324 glados Yes, I know you did that, Blue. Don't look so proud. mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathorange100
mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathorange2
1325 glados Blue, being the last one standing is not the goal. mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3 deathorange200
1174 glados At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal. mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3end01
- glados Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent. mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3end02
1261 glados You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing. mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3start01
- glados Don't either you have drive to be better than the other? mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3start02
- glados It's like you're just machines. mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3start03


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1128 glados Congratulations, you completed the standard section of this course. Before we can go any further, I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track. mp_coop_tbeam_mazemp_coop_tbeam_mazeend01
- glados Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there. mp_coop_tbeam_mazemp_coop_tbeam_mazeend02
1127 glados This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once. mp_coop_tbeam_mazemp_coop_tbeam_mazestart00
1304 glados While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else. mp_coop_tbeam_mazemp_coop_tbeam_mazestuck00


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1094 glados You did it! You powered on the system. mp_coop_tbeam_endmp_coop_tbeam_endend01
- glados I'm fully connected. I can see everything. mp_coop_tbeam_endmp_coop_tbeam_endend02
- glados See nothing bad happened. mp_coop_tbeam_endmp_coop_tbeam_endend03
- glados Excellent. mp_coop_tbeam_endmp_coop_tbeam_endend04
1129 glados We need to find the power station at the end of this course. The humans must have accidentally disconnected it from my grid. I am sure it was just a clerical error. mp_coop_tbeam_endmp_coop_tbeam_endstart01
- glados Oh those clerks. mp_coop_tbeam_endmp_coop_tbeam_endstart02
1179 glados Did you think the electrical switch was down there? mp_coop_tbeam_endTbeam_enddeath100
1180 glados You may want to try and avoid those turrets. mp_coop_tbeam_endTbeam_enddeath200
1181 glados You are having so much trouble navigating this space; I wish I could say I created this test. mp_coop_tbeam_endTbeam_enddeath300
1182 glados You two aren't lost are you? mp_coop_tbeam_endTbeam_enddeath400
1183 glados At this rate, our best hope is for the fuel cell to meltdown in 2 million years and hope the explosion powers the system. mp_coop_tbeam_endTbeam_enddeath500


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1145 glados Now, you are just wasting my time. mp_coop_paint_come_alongmp_coop_humanresourcedeath100
1147 glados I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you. mp_coop_paint_come_alongmp_coop_humanresourcedeath300
1148 glados If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans! mp_coop_paint_come_alongmp_coop_humanresourcedeath400
1149 glados If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that? mp_coop_paint_come_alongmp_coop_humanresourcedeath500
1150 glados If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that in your memory banks? mp_coop_paint_come_alongmp_coop_humanresourcedeath600
1132 glados Congratulations on completing the test. You two really are the best cooperative testing team I could ever ask for. mp_coop_paint_come_alongmp_coop_paint_come_alongend00
1131 glados This final course is training to reach the human vault. So this actually has a purpose. Those other courses were fun, but let's be honest, I need human test subjects for it to be science. mp_coop_paint_come_alongmp_coop_paint_come_alongstart00


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1293 glados This close and that's what you do? mp_coop_paint_redirectmp_coop_paint_redirectdeath200
1294 glados You are making this harder than it needs to be. mp_coop_paint_redirectmp_coop_paint_redirectdeath300
1295 glados To start preparing for human testing again, I checked an old suggestion box. The number one request? Less deadly tests. mp_coop_paint_redirectmp_coop_paint_redirectend01
- glados That's ridiculous, how do they know for sure the tests are deadly if they could still write the suggestion? mp_coop_paint_redirectmp_coop_paint_redirectend02
1133 glados Are you curious about the humans? It seems some of the last non-testing humans alive tried to secretly imprison other humans and hide their tracks. mp_coop_paint_redirectmp_coop_paint_redirectstart01
- glados I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing. mp_coop_paint_redirectmp_coop_paint_redirectstart02
- glados That's why humans couldn't complete these courses, they treat their friends as enemies. mp_coop_paint_redirectmp_coop_paint_redirectstart03


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1146 glados Your failing does not make this science. mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_humanresourcedeath200
1296 glados This isn't that hard. mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_humanresourcedeath2a01
- glados The humans can't free themselves. mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_humanresourcedeath2a02
1297 glados Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work. mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_paint_bridgedeath01
- glados You will need him for the final track. mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_paint_bridgedeath02
1298 glados While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work. mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_paint_bridgenodeath01
- glados I am not sure you will need him but he will be there. mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_paint_bridgenodeath02
1135 glados To get to the Vault, you are going to need to use all the tricks you have learned. To help, I have made these tests extremely difficult. mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_paint_bridgestart01
- glados I would say extremely deadly but we all know, for you and your amazing ability to be reassembled nothing is deadly. mp_coop_paint_bridgemp_coop_paint_bridgestart02


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1138 glados I wonder if the humans will make a statue of me for rescuing them? Oh, don't worry, if they ever write a historical document of my heroic rescue, I will make sure your names are included in the footnotes. mp_coop_paint_walljumpsmp_coop_paint_walljumpsend00
1137 glados I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself. mp_coop_paint_walljumpsmp_coop_paint_walljumpsstart01
- glados Congratulations on passing that test. mp_coop_paint_walljumpsmp_coop_paint_walljumpsstart02


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
mp_coop_paint_speed_fling death
1299 glados This close and you are going to fail me? mp_coop_paint_speed_flingmp_coop_paint_speed_fling death00
1140 glados At the rate you are completing these tests, I am beginning to think you don't share my excitement for rescuing crying trapped injured dying humans. mp_coop_paint_speed_flingmp_coop_paint_speed_flingend01
- glados If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will. mp_coop_paint_speed_flingmp_coop_paint_speed_flingend02
1139 glados While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime. mp_coop_paint_speed_flingmp_coop_paint_speed_flingstart00


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1184 glados Did you think that would be funny? mp_coop_paint_red_racermp_coop_paint_red_racerdeath100
1185 glados Are you testing me? mp_coop_paint_red_racermp_coop_paint_red_racerdeath200
1186 glados If at first you don't succeed, fail 5 more times. mp_coop_paint_red_racermp_coop_paint_red_racerdeath300
1142 glados We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am? mp_coop_paint_red_racermp_coop_paint_red_racerend00
1141 glados Maybe you two have never met humans? They are as bad as you might think, smelly, gross, annoying, often wanting to try and kill you. But they do make great test subjects. mp_coop_paint_red_racermp_coop_paint_red_racerstart00


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1262 glados In case you are worried about the humans, don't be. They aren't all monsters. mp_coop_paint_speed_catchmp_coop_paint_speed_catchend01
- glados Most of them are simply good test subjects. mp_coop_paint_speed_catchmp_coop_paint_speed_catchend02
- glados I believe the ratio of good test subjects to monsters is about... a million to 1. mp_coop_paint_speed_catchmp_coop_paint_speed_catchend03
1175 glados Only one more test after this. mp_coop_paint_speed_catchmp_coop_paint_speed_catchstart01
- glados I know your cores are reused from calculation machines, built for simple mathematical operations and not for testing, but if we can rescue the humans I promise you something to add maybe even subtract. mp_coop_paint_speed_catchmp_coop_paint_speed_catchstart02


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1300 glados Stop failing, you need to find the vault door. mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introdeath100
1301 glados Stop doing that! All you need to do is open the Vault door! mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introdeath200
1302 glados I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans. mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introdeath300
1303 glados This close and you are going to fail me? mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introdeath400
1156 glados Something is wrong, this door should be opening. mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend100
1167 glados You can't give up now. mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend1000
1168 glados What about that camera? mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend1100
1169 glados We're so close, you can't fail now! mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend1200
1157 glados This lock requires humans. mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend200
1158 glados The locking mechanism can tell you aren't humans. mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend300
1159 glados Do something only a human would do. mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend400
1160 glados Try one of those childish gestures. mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend500
1163 glados You both need to do something. mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend600
1164 glados The lock is looking for two humans. mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend700
1165 glados Try something. mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend800
1166 glados Is that camera is hooked into the lock? mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introend900
1161 glados You did it! mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introendx01
1143 glados The human vault is just past that opening. I entered the security code but the vault door remains locked. I am going to need you to activate the manual locks on the vault door itself. mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introstart00
1195 glados Orange what did you do? mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introTauntBlue01
- glados Blue do what Orange just did. mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introTauntBlue02
1194 glados Blue what did you do? mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introTauntOrange01
- glados Orange do what Blue just did. mp_coop_paint_longjump_intromp_coop_paint_longjump_introTauntOrange02


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1108 announcer Welcome to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center. You have unlocked all available courses. mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_return100
1109 announcer Warning! Warning! All testing courses are currently available. mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_return200
1110 announcer Congratulations on successfully returning to the central hub room. From here you can select all previously completed courses. mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_return300
1020 glados This is the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center or SinTech. mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0101
- glados But why don't we all just agree to call it the hub? mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0102
- glados All cooperative testing courses begin at this central hub. mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0103
- glados From here we transport you to the new testing course. mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0104
1095 glados Stop it! mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0201
- glados What if you froze like that? mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0202
- glados There must be something wrong with the reassembly machine. mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0203
- glados Well, let's do some tests and see what happens. mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0204
1062 glados I don't know what you think you are doing, but I don't like it. I want you to stop. mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0301
- glados Maybe I shouldn't send you outside of the official testing courses, you are picking up some bad human traits. mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0302
- glados And trust me, humans only have one good trait. mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0303
1173 glados I never expected you to make it this far. To be honest, after your performance in the calibration test I was ready to break down your cores and put them back in the scientific calculators I took them from. mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0401
- glados But you two have become quite the team. Extremely close. mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0402
- glados I have only met one other team closer and one of them was an imbecile I had to destroy. mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0403
- glados The other? Well... mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0404
- glados I don't think I want to go through that again. mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0405
1130 glados Congratulations on completing the Aperture Science standard cooperative testing courses. mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0501
- glados To celebrate, I have a surprise for you! mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0502
- glados An extra special bonus course that ends with us finding and freeing humans! mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0503
- glados Thanks to you, I know where to find them, I removed their security and powered up their - uh - rescue door. mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0504
- glados Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment. mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0505
- glados They'll probably throw you a party. mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_track0506
1096 glados I know you like to think the reassembly machine is at your beck and call, but he has a life you know. He's not your slave. mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_trackdeath0100
1199 glados How can you fail at this? It isn't even a test. mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_trackdeath0200
1200 glados I hope that was some kind of joke. mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_trackdeath0300
1201 glados I honestly never thought we would need to track how many times died in the hub. mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_trackdeath0400
1202 glados And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal. mp_coop_lobbycoop_hub_trackdeath0500
1263 glados Welcome back to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center. mp_coop_lobbyhub_return1100
1264 glados Hello again, did you know these are the only set of tests available to you… you are going to need to select them again. mp_coop_lobbyhub_return1200
1265 glados I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork. mp_coop_lobbyhub_return1300
1266 glados The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team. mp_coop_lobbyhub_return1400
1267 glados Welcome back to the hub, did you fail at selecting the correct course? mp_coop_lobbyhub_return2100
1268 glados Welcome back to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center. [laughs] mp_coop_lobbyhub_return2200
1269 glados Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests? mp_coop_lobbyhub_return2300
1270 glados If at first you don't succeed, quit and try another course. mp_coop_lobbyhub_return2400
1271 glados Welcome back, testing is available. mp_coop_lobbyhub_return3100
1272 glados Was that course too difficult? mp_coop_lobbyhub_return3200
1273 glados Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub? mp_coop_lobbyhub_return3300
1274 glados Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either. mp_coop_lobbyhub_return4100
1275 glados Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests? mp_coop_lobbyhub_return4200
1276 glados Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here. mp_coop_lobbyhub_return4300
1277 glados Are you scared to save those humans? mp_coop_lobbyhub_return5100
1278 glados Are you scared to save those humans? mp_coop_lobbyhub_return5200
1279 glados Welcome back quitters, maybe you can find another course for you to fail. mp_coop_lobbyhub_return5300
1280 announcer Welcome to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center. You have unlocked all available courses. mp_coop_lobbyhub_returnall100
1281 announcer Warning! All testing courses are currently available. mp_coop_lobbyhub_returnall200
1282 announcer Congratulations on successfully returning to the central hub room. From here you can select all previously completed courses. mp_coop_lobbyhub_returnall300
1283 announcer For your testing convenience, all tests are available and all safety precautions within testing chambers have been deactivated. mp_coop_lobbyhub_returnall400
1284 announcer Welcome back to the central hub. All test courses are available. You may redundantly solve the courses at your leisure. mp_coop_lobbyhub_returnall500
1285 announcer Thank you for completing the testing courses. If you enjoyed your experience, you may now re-enter the testing course of your choice. mp_coop_lobbyhub_returnall600
1286 announcer By completing all test courses, you have achieved Level C security clearance. You may now access all testing courses and three of Aperture Science's 176 restrooms. mp_coop_lobbyhub_returnall700


Index Character Voice Line Unique Key
1330 glados Stop it! tauntstauntstory01
- glados Did you know we originally used these cameras to capture moments of intense pain and agony in test subjects? tauntstauntstory02
- glados If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, we gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge. tauntstauntstory03
- glados The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras. tauntstauntstory04
1234 glados Yes, I see you. tauntstaunt_big_wave100
1235 glados I'm seriously not paying atten-- STOP THAT RIGHT NOW! tauntstaunt_big_wave200
1236 glados Keep it up and your arm will get stuck like that. tauntstaunt_big_wave300
1237 glados Hellllooo, imbecile. tauntstaunt_big_wave400
1238 glados Yes, I see you waving. tauntstaunt_big_wave500
1224 glados Good job jumping. You must be very proud. tauntstaunt_cannonball100
1225 glados I hardly think you're even trying with these gestures anymore. tauntstaunt_cannonball200
1226 glados Did something happen? [yawn] I wasn't watching. tauntstaunt_cannonball300
1207 glados That is not part of the test. tauntstaunt_highfive100
1208 glados Slapping hands. That accomplishes something. tauntstaunt_highfive200
1209 glados If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head. tauntstaunt_highfive300
1289 glados You're doing a great job of disappointing me. tauntstaunt_highfive400
1239 glados You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you cutting that out. tauntstaunt_laugh100
1240 glados Yes. Let's all laugh. Ha. Ha. Ha. tauntstaunt_laugh200
1241 glados Ha ha ha ha ha, good one. tauntstaunt_laugh300
1253 glados You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you stopping that. tauntstaunt_laugh400
1254 glados Ha ha ha ha ha. Did I tell you the one about the turned-off reassembly machine? tauntstaunt_laugh500
1291 glados Is it the lack of mirrors in test chambers that encourages you to do this? tauntstaunt_laugh600
1242 glados Are you broken? It looks like you're malfunctioning. tauntstaunt_robot_arm_ripple100
1243 glados Really, not even humans do that anymore. tauntstaunt_robot_arm_ripple200
1244 glados You're no longer bothering me. You're only hurting my impression of you. tauntstaunt_robot_arm_ripple300
1245 glados Look at you. Dancing. tauntstaunt_robot_arm_ripple400
1246 glados If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know. tauntstaunt_robot_arm_ripple500
1247 glados Oh great, dancing again. tauntstaunt_robot_arm_ripple600
1292 glados DANCING is NOT SCIENCE! tauntstaunt_robot_arm_ripple700
1217 glados I defy you to tell me there's a purpose to what you're doing. tauntstaunt_rockpaperscissors100
1287 glados Come on. You were raised better than that. tauntstaunt_rockpaperscissors300
1227 glados Yes, I see you, and no, I don't care. tauntstaunt_small_wave100
1228 glados Yes? Something you need? tauntstaunt_small_wave200
1229 glados You do know I can't wave back right? tauntstaunt_small_wave300
1230 glados Stop with the waves. tauntstaunt_small_wave400
1231 glados Are you trying to get my attention? I am very busy, you know. tauntstaunt_small_wave_portalgun100
1232 glados Not paying attennnntion... tauntstaunt_small_wave_portalgun200
1233 glados Are you expecting applause? tauntstaunt_small_wave_portalgun300
1219 glados I give you a score of 3.4 for style and 10 for being annoying. tauntstaunt_somersault100
1220 glados A somersault is just falling over in style. Congratulations on being clumsy. tauntstaunt_somersault200
1221 glados If I stop watching, I'm sure you'll get bored of this. tauntstaunt_somersault300
1222 glados All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you. tauntstaunt_splits100
1223 glados You're the type of show-off who only shows off really stupid things. tauntstaunt_splits200
1210 glados It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits. tauntstaunt_teamhug100
1211 glados Be careful. Hugging can lead to... well, me disassembling you forever. tauntstaunt_teamhug200
1212 glados Stop touching each other! tauntstaunt_teamhug300
1290 glados Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not. tauntstaunt_teamhug400
1213 glados Are you trying to impress me? What would impress me more is if you never did that again. tauntstaunt_teamtease100
1214 glados I'll interpret that gesture to mean that you want me to become even more vindictive toward you. tauntstaunt_teamtease200
1215 glados Orange, I certainly expected more from you. tauntstaunt_teamtease300
1216 glados Blue, don't sink to Orange's level. tauntstaunt_teamtease400
1288 glados Even humans, as stupid as they are, would say you look stupid when you do that. tauntstaunt_teamtease500
1327 glados You really aren't getting tired of that, are you? tauntstaunt_trickfire200
1328 glados All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you. tauntstaunt_trickfire300
1329 glados You're doing a great job of disappointing me. tauntstaunt_trickfire400
1248 glados Now you're thinking with stupidity. tauntstaunt_trickfire_handstand100
1249 glados Now you're just not thinking. tauntstaunt_trickfire_handstand200
1250 glados Congratulations. You're upside down now. tauntstaunt_trickfire_handstand300
1251 glados I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake. tauntstaunt_trickfire_handstand400
1252 glados You're going to hurt yourself doing that and then I will be ECSTATIC. tauntstaunt_trickfire_handstand500